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Review: Finally done with Aloha Englewood (got burned)

Aeromax

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Title: Review: Finally done with Aloha Englewood (got burned)
Date: Aug 19, 2023
Phone: (551) 242-7189
City: Englewood
State: NJ
Location: Englewood
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) $$.0
Nationality: Korean
Age Estimate: 30’s - 40’s
Physical Description: 4/10-6/10 (on a good day)

Recommendation: No
 

NikeBBaller

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LOVE THE HONESTY - your breadline has so many meanings too. Would love to connect via PM, we are in the same exact boat. Announced my “retirement” after being there a few weeks ago and so many of those details connect. The 40s providers, no tableshower, lack of time management and so many other things are insane. They want Edgewater pricing with even less perks. Good riddance and they must have some solid traffic to give customers that treatment.
 

NikeBBaller

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DON'T ball all amp's together due to SOPHIA. She is a major Douche! Just right it off and go yard at your next amp - past on this ENGLEWOOD/SOPHIA spa.
That is true - their set up is pretty trash regarding bang for the buck - no pun intended. Just use your past experience and caution on overly positive reviews. I’ve learned early on the BBBJ is very much case by case and learned some straight up lie about that - which isn’t cool but a part of the game.
 

Aeromax

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LOVE THE HONESTY - your breadline has so many meanings too. Would love to connect via PM, we are in the same exact boat. Announced my “retirement” after being there a few weeks ago and so many of those details connect. The 40s providers, no tableshower, lack of time management and so many other things are insane. They want Edgewater pricing with even less perks. Good riddance and they must have some solid traffic to give customers that treatment.
Exactly. I think they have a steady older customer base but nothing like Edgewater. Feel free to pm me.
 

Aeromax

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DON'T ball all amp's together due to SOPHIA. She is a major Douche! Just right it off and go yard at your next amp - past on this ENGLEWOOD/SOPHIA spa.
Thing is my exact experience with Sophia was pretty common with Amps especially the Korean ones in the area. Like a play by play, I already knew what was going on and what annoying thing was going to happen next, like the mamasan nagging tf out of me and trying to stop me from leaving. There are a few k spots I know of that are good, and if and when I go to them I’ll just stick to them and specific providers that I know are good.
 

Aeromax

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That is true - their set up is pretty trash regarding bang for the buck - no pun intended. Just use your past experience and caution on overly positive reviews. I’ve learned early on the BBBJ is very much case by case and learned some straight up lie about that - which isn’t cool but a part of the game.
Yea once from what I’ve observed I think there are shill reviews and shill moderators that continue to try and prop up this place instead of improving service. For example, in reviews they talk about how busy this place is since the change in staff and yet on a Saturday theres only the mamsan (who says she isn’t working) and one other girl? Bullshit!
 

NikeBBaller

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Thing is my exact experience with Sophia was pretty common with Amps especially the Korean ones in the area. Like a play by play, I already knew what was going on and what annoying thing was going to happen next, like the mamasan nagging tf out of me and trying to stop me from leaving. There are a few k spots I know of that are good, and if and when I go to them I’ll just stick to them and specific providers that I know are good.
That’s the fucked up part though, those newbies can either be too good or too bad - never mediocre in my experience, some of the regulars just keep their menu limited and I’ve realized they can grow too accustomed to your habits. Kind of fun when the provider feels like they don’t know if you’re into them versus the regulars knowing exactly what you’re there for. Take back control is my suggestion. Bravo again on walking out - they fucked up from the start and while I would have settled for the pop, completely feel you. Would just say those situations are so cringe that I would have just left the house money as a lesson learned and never to return but fuck it, you did that shit and got it back. Wild.
 

NikeBBaller

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Yea once from what I’ve observed I think there are shill reviews and shill moderators that continue to try and prop up this place instead of improving service. For example, in reviews they talk about how busy this place is since the change in staff and yet on a Saturday theres only the mamsan (who says she isn’t working) and one other girl? Bullshit!
Agreed. All for the better - swore I wouldn’t go there because of the table shower lacking but all those overly positive reviews made me crack. One and done’d there and can’t believe Edgewater is a better set-up.
 

Aeromax

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That’s the fucked up part though, those newbies can either be too good or too bad - never mediocre in my experience, some of the regulars just keep their menu limited and I’ve realized they can grow too accustomed to your habits. Kind of fun when the provider feels like they don’t know if you’re into them versus the regulars knowing exactly what you’re there for. Take back control is my suggestion. Bravo again on walking out - they fucked up from the start and while I would have settled for the pop, completely feel you. Would just say those situations are so cringe that I would have just left the house money as a lesson learned and never to return but fuck it, you did that shit and got it back. Wild.
In my experience the young Sophia from the old Aloha line up was pretty good, her and I had a lot of fun but she’s probably moved on to a better spot. 5 minutes after I got my money back, one of my atfs who I thought had left for the week texted me so I used it to see her instead and we had an amazing time! Wayyy better than even if things went fine at Aloha, so it all worked out! I told her about what happened too lmao
 

superman12379

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its good that you stood up and asked for your money back, if more guys do that they will get the massage. go to @365, have a session with amy/nana you will feel good or ewa at easter cozy, call and go. make sure they are working. keep a backup plan ready, just if case things dont go well.
 

RobRoy

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Kudos to you for standing your ground. If everyone did that in those circumstances MMS would stop playing games. This is what happens when a place gets too popular. Unfortunately, this joint is the closest for guys north of Englewood who don’t want to make the trip to Edgewater or Pal Park.
 

Pepperman

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Aeromax... I'm glad you did what you did more of us should do that. But many times we think that the wrong head! One time I walked from gold at 9:10 in the morning on a Saturday they gave away my appointment at 9:00. I wasn't going to wait. Maya actually called me when I was in my car leaving the parking lot. She said my girl would be ready in 10 minutes.... I said give her to the next guy haha. Anyway my feeling if you went to a restaurant that kept getting your order wrong every time you went and there advertising great food and service you wouldn't go back. But for gold and 785 they don't care if you Walk to to b&s. Those places are so busy with the numbers they do it doesn't matter if they lose one customer. But for me it's principle .. anyway good for you standing your ground and walking.
 

Aeromax

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Aeromax... I'm glad you did what you did more of us should do that. But many times we think that the wrong head! One time I walked from gold at 9:10 in the morning on a Saturday they gave away my appointment at 9:00. I wasn't going to wait. Maya actually called me when I was in my car leaving the parking lot. She said my girl would be ready in 10 minutes.... I said give her to the next guy haha. Anyway my feeling if you went to a restaurant that kept getting your order wrong every time you went and there advertising great food and service you wouldn't go back. But for gold and 785 they don't care if you Walk to to b&s. Those places are so busy with the numbers they do it doesn't matter if they lose one customer. But for me it's principle .. anyway good for you standing your ground and walking.
We work too hard to spend our money on bad service! Thank you!
 

NikeBBaller

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Kudos to you for standing your ground. If everyone did that in those circumstances MMS would stop playing games. This is what happens when a place gets too popular. Unfortunately, this joint is the closest for guys north of Englewood who don’t want to make the trip to Edgewater or Pal Park.
I swear they are just a Latina spot opening up from being crushed. Unbelievable those rates for that service.
 

petemoss

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Sub-Par experiences are a part of the game. You win some and you lose some. Definitely try not to get burned, lol. Stay safe, & be cool out there boyz
Why do they need to play games? They don't like it when customers play games! I noticed when MMS play games 2 things either happen; place will close down soon or MMS moving on.
 

Aeromax

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Why do they need to play games? They don't like it when customers play games! I noticed when MMS play games 2 things either happen; place will close down soon or MMS moving on.
Exactly no reason to play games other than the fact that that is what bottom feeders do, no matter how easy and straightforward the job is.
 
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