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Review: European Massage Eva

ProfessorBeast

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Title: Review: European Massage Eva
Date: May 23, 2022
Phone: 2679624684
City: Hatboro
State: Pennsylvania
Location: Text them
Age Estimate: 35
Nationality: Caucasian
Physical Description: Tall, slender, nice c cups and good ass. Long blonde hair waxed kitty

Recommendation: Yes
 

ProfessorBeast

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You’re lucky they don’t review you!!!
Because I have a chemically imbalanced brain that can make things difficult? Maybe that’s fair. She had to take phone calls, my neurotransmitters and serotonin were on the fritz. Both inconvenient to the other person.
But she must have liked me a little since she offered a longer session for no extra charge.
 

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Because I have a chemically imbalanced brain that can make things difficult? Maybe that’s fair. She had to take phone calls, my neurotransmitters and serotonin were on the fritz. Both inconvenient to the other person.
But she must have liked me a little since she offered a longer session for no extra charge.
1. Not sure what the heaitation is. She sounds like a saint.
2. Something tells me she won't be there when you get back.
3. I twice had a provider promise a longer session as they cut me short. Second time took it out of her tip and never returned. Promises are easy.
4. And she may like you, or perhaps is dismayed that she had an aborted mission on her record. Sure they want mission completed as well.
 

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1. Not sure what the heaitation is. She sounds like a saint.
2. Something tells me she won't be there when you get back.
3. I twice had a provider promise a longer session as they cut me short. Second time took it out of her tip and never returned. Promises are easy.
4. And she may like you, or perhaps is dismayed that she had an aborted mission on her record. Sure they want mission completed as well.
Hesitation because of how busy and disorganized they were, not because of her. Other reviews mentioned similar scheduling and rescheduling problems. Should have clarified that. No, Eva is an Ukrainian Angel. And from the conversations I heard, it sounded like was a mainstay. I think she also helps run the place, as the main number clearly went to her phone lol.
 

phillydiscreetmale

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this is 100% Eva's fault. Turn off the phone, send it voicemail, don't answer texts....a little customer service would have been nice. I can understand why he couldn't finish -- constant interuptions. Extending the session wouldn't do anything as the mood was killed. What she should have done is give him back 100 for his troubles -- which she caused.
 

ProfessorBeast

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Guys, there's more to sx than just the finish. If that's all you're focused on, you're going to get diminishing returns. It's a story, not a game.

Putting Professor cap on

Ever seen Lord of the Rings? Well, the books end much differently. In the movies, the hobbits get back to the shire, and everything is great. They're victorious and go for a drink.
But the books? Nope. They get back to the shire, and everything's gone to hell. Saruman corrupted many hobbits and destroyed the Shire. It's a downer.
Until that point, though, the journeys are largely the same. So, does the book ending just negate the entire series? Hell no.
 

phillydiscreetmale

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Guys, there's more to sx than just the finish. If that's all you're focused on, you're going to get diminishing returns. It's a story, not a game.

Putting Professor cap on

Ever seen Lord of the Rings? Well, the books end much differently. In the movies, the hobbits get back to the shire, and everything is great. They're victorious and go for a drink.
But the books? Nope. They get back to the shire, and everything's gone to hell. Saruman corrupted many hobbits and destroyed the Shire. It's a downer.
Until that point, though, the journeys are largely the same. So, does the book ending just negate the entire series? Hell no.
that may be true in a personal relationship but at the cost you mentioned, it's a major letdown
 

ProfessorBeast

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that may be true in a personal relationship, but at the cost you mentioned, it's a major letdown
I'm on the aromantic side, so I don't do relationships often. Hence the hobby. Wish I knew it was this easy ten years ago! I was always too paranoid about trying. But it's definitely a "to each their own" thing. I love the act and dealt with this my entire life. Just a different outlook.
When I was younger, totally thought it was awesome that I could go on for a while. Also, heal fast and don't feel much pain.
Getting older, everything you think is awesome about your physiology turns against you.
It's like, Yeah, your body isn't supposed to work that way. Faster healing = white blood cell issues that can cause blood clots as you age. Pain endurance = possible nerve issues. Sexual stamina = mental health and possibly new, yet to be discovered issues! So much fun.

I talked to my doctor, they were like "oh, viagra. Many men in their late 30s and early 40s start using it." I said getting hard wasn't the problem. Finishing was. He was like "oh...viagra could make that worse."
 

phillydiscreetmale

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finishing issues happen even in personal relationships. if my wife wasn't into a particualr session, door bell or phone rings, a thousand diff scenerios, I will have trouble. It's all about the mood. In Eva's case stopping to answer texts, phone calls, emails, door bells, etc is something that is easily avoidable. She could of did that when your session was over
 

freetheY

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Guys, there's more to sx than just the finish. If that's all you're focused on, you're going to get diminishing returns. It's a story, not a game.

Putting Professor cap on

Ever seen Lord of the Rings? Well, the books end much differently. In the movies, the hobbits get back to the shire, and everything is great. They're victorious and go for a drink.
But the books? Nope. They get back to the shire, and everything's gone to hell. Saruman corrupted many hobbits and destroyed the Shire. It's a downer.
Until that point, though, the journeys are largely the same. So, does the book ending just negate the entire series? Hell no.
I’m in my early 20s and have finishing issues with providers but can finish easily by myself. May have to look into this.
 

asianampman

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I also take a long time to finish, like 25 minutes on most occasions. Woman say I am SuperMan but it has been like this for a decade. I think I taught myself not to finish too early many years ago and now it is just natural. I have to concentrate to finish and by then we are both totally exhausted. Then they say "I have to take other customers today, not sure how". It may not be anxiety, just your body.
 

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Hesitation because of how busy and disorganized they were, not because of her. Other reviews mentioned similar scheduling and rescheduling problems. Should have clarified that. No, Eva is an Ukrainian Angel. And from the conversations I heard, it sounded like was a mainstay. I think she also helps run the place, as the main number clearly went to her phone lol.
Eva runs the place - she is from Moldova. She is always scattered and running around! Tall woman, probably around 40 or so. Nice personality. Some of the girls there are amazing. Hit or miss.
 

Mickey3

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She text me back and asked if I’ve ever been there before. I told her no and haven’t heard anything since.
 
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