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Review: Euphoric Bodyworks

hard706

Registered Member
Messages: 114
Reviews: 14
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#21
Tried to give her another chance but its not possible to book her, she schedule appt, and few minutes later she canceled it, because she told me she have work and she need to work.
First thing: If you have a job and dont have time, why is she advertising whole time on tna/twitter?
Second thing: If you have a real job, thats mean you dont have enough customers, and why? Cause her service is worst ever. Only one thing is she look so HOT even if she cant smile
Am I right guys?
 

TonyCutlass442

Registered Member
Messages: 379
Reviews: 9
Joined
#22
Tried to give her another chance but its not possible to book her, she schedule appt, and few minutes later she canceled it, because she told me she have work and she need to work.
First thing: If you have a job and dont have time, why is she advertising whole time on tna/twitter?
Second thing: If you have a real job, thats mean you dont have enough customers, and why? Cause her service is worst ever. Only one thing is she look so HOT even if she cant smile
Am I right guys?
I would love to see ONE ad with her smiling.
 

firr

Registered Member
Messages: 887
Reviews: 37
Joined
#24
what is this smile shit anyway , if you want someone to smile go talk to a bank teller or customer service at macys , when getting an erotic massage you want a challenge like breaking in a wild horse . that gets the blood flowing not some fake greeting like we get all the time . she shows it like it is , if your boring she is going to look at the wall when she is getting you off , why ? because your not getting her off ! she has smiled and greeted me during my past visits and she got off too .
 

TFull310

Registered Member
Messages: 16
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#25
I was messaged that she’s pregnant and acting crazier than ever. She actually does need to get out of the business
 

TFull310

Registered Member
Messages: 16
Joined
#26
what is this smile shit anyway , if you want someone to smile go talk to a bank teller or customer service at macys , when getting an erotic massage you want a challenge like breaking in a wild horse . that gets the blood flowing not some fake greeting like we get all the time . she shows it like it is , if your boring she is going to look at the wall when she is getting you off , why ? because your not getting her off ! she has smiled and greeted me during my past visits and she got off too .
Apparently she’s mentally unstable and needs to seek treatment. That seems to be the consensus but who knows
 

JimmyT

Registered Member
Messages: 21
Reviews: 2
Joined
#27
Went 3 times a couple years back. First visit was standard, but whispered in my ear that next time we can explore some other options. Next two times, I left satisfied. She wasn’t energetic, but the protected finish was worth the couple extra sheckles. Was never allowed to mess the hair or test the melons. No need to return.
 

TFull310

Registered Member
Messages: 16
Joined
#28
Went 3 times a couple years back. First visit was standard, but whispered in my ear that next time we can explore some other options. Next two times, I left satisfied. She wasn’t energetic, but the protected finish was worth the couple extra sheckles. Was never allowed to mess the hair or test the melons. No need to return.
You must not have been to the Brick,NJ location it gives off that I’m gonna take cockaroaches home vibe Lol. Very sketch and seems unsafe. Another hobbyist keeps posting her bf is getting out or is out of jail. Dunno about years ago but now she’s miserable and her service sucks. You can’t touch her literally and when she touches your boy she keeps her eyes closed and her face looks rough. Only thing she still has is a rack but that’s fading plus she inherited a gut. Don’t waste your time! PS she’s in her mid 40s but keeps posting 35. Honey it’s OVER. Youre beat and you’ve lost your touch I suggest applying for a job at the post office. Whoops, they do background checks and drug test, never mind.
 

Jaydeesomerset

Registered Member
Messages: 19
Reviews: 1
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#30

ppuma

Review Contributor
Messages: 317
Reviews: 38
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#31
Quite perplexing. This woman could make a mint. Virtually zero competition in the area. Even if she wanted out early, a few years of a little effort, and basic pleasantries would bring her a very affordable exit.
 
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