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Review: Euphoric bodywork

pdz1076

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I don’t understand why anyone would think that more from Janet was to be had.. unless your happy with limited mutual attention, it makes no sense for someone on this site to pay a visit.
 

Porkchop

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Einstein’s definition of insanity explains that well...
Yo would think as a business owner, basically that’s what she is, she would read the reviews and adjust her business practices.
Keep what’s positive and change what’s negative.
Instead she keeps doing the negatives and opens up fake accounts to give herself positive reviews.
I would think it’s easier to dress nicer, smile more, and be friendly.
I understand she has limitations and that’s fine and everyone must respect those. Janet CHANGE your attitude!!!!!!
Your business will increase.
 

blackjack07728

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Ok guys lets get some of your comments out of the way right off. I joined today , in fact just a little while ago. I have never been on this board before, mostly due to the fact that I dont go to AMPS or anyplace like that as I am much more active in the provider scene and have been for many years . I am NOT Janet and YES, I did see her today for the first time. I have been around the hobby here in NJ for over 15 years and I am north of 50 yrs old. I don't often write reviews , but in this case, I really think that the overwhelming amount of negative posts about this lady merit me speaking up about the very positive experience i had today . So enough with the disclaimers , but after reading alot of the reviews and comments, I'm sure it won't be enough for many of you anyway

I posted this reply because I enjoyed my session with Janet very much. I decided to see her because I have cut back on my "hobbying" activity of late out of caution and was looking for a massage provider . As I said, I dont frequent AMPS and there are very few independent massage providers around. New Jenny in East Brunswick is the only other independent massage provider I have seen in the past and I was looking for something new . I knew of Janet as she has been around for quite a while . I first texted her to ask if she preferred text or a call and when she asked me to call her , I did. She was very pleasant on the phone. No , she did not really screen to any extent other than to ask me my name and age. I arranged to see her and went to her place . I had read many of the negative reviews but to be honest, I didnt find her aloof, distracted or disconnected in any way as I have seen others say. As far as conversation, we talked about several things during the session and I found her pretty pleasant to talk to. Her massage was relaxing and as I wasn't expecting it to be spa level, I was not dissapointed at all. She is very attractive and she was nude the entire time. I didn't attempt anything more than rubbing her butt a bit as it was clear from other reviews that she has boundries, and I chose to respect them. To me it's not a challenge to see what I can get a lady to do. It's what she is comfortable with, and it's pretty established what this lady is comfortable with . On the flip, her finish was great I didn't find her to be "robotic" (as many claim) at all. She was focused on me , which is what i would expect. I agree, she doesn't smile alot, but maybe thats just her way. Why is it such an issue ??

Again , this was my honest opinion of my time with her. I can't speak for anyone else's negative experience , but mine was far from it What she provided was exactly what I was looking for. Her massage was relaxing, the conversation was good, she looked great and I left satisfied. I would definately repeat and see her again.

So, have at it if you will gentlemen and attack if you choose, but in my experience, Janet was not what many of these negative reviews claim her to be .
 

Porkchop

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Ok guys lets get some of your comments out of the way right off. I joined today , in fact just a little while ago. I have never been on this board before, mostly due to the fact that I dont go to AMPS or anyplace like that as I am much more active in the provider scene and have been for many years . I am NOT Janet and YES, I did see her today for the first time. I have been around the hobby here in NJ for over 15 years and I am north of 50 yrs old. I don't often write reviews , but in this case, I really think that the overwhelming amount of negative posts about this lady merit me speaking up about the very positive experience i had today . So enough with the disclaimers , but after reading alot of the reviews and comments, I'm sure it won't be enough for many of you anyway

I posted this reply because I enjoyed my session with Janet very much. I decided to see her because I have cut back on my "hobbying" activity of late out of caution and was looking for a massage provider . As I said, I dont frequent AMPS and there are very few independent massage providers around. New Jenny in East Brunswick is the only other independent massage provider I have seen in the past and I was looking for something new . I knew of Janet as she has been around for quite a while . I first texted her to ask if she preferred text or a call and when she asked me to call her , I did. She was very pleasant on the phone. No , she did not really screen to any extent other than to ask me my name and age. I arranged to see her and went to her place . I had read many of the negative reviews but to be honest, I didnt find her aloof, distracted or disconnected in any way as I have seen others say. As far as conversation, we talked about several things during the session and I found her pretty pleasant to talk to. Her massage was relaxing and as I wasn't expecting it to be spa level, I was not dissapointed at all. She is very attractive and she was nude the entire time. I didn't attempt anything more than rubbing her butt a bit as it was clear from other reviews that she has boundries, and I chose to respect them. To me it's not a challenge to see what I can get a lady to do. It's what she is comfortable with, and it's pretty established what this lady is comfortable with . On the flip, her finish was great I didn't find her to be "robotic" (as many claim) at all. She was focused on me , which is what i would expect. I agree, she doesn't smile alot, but maybe thats just her way. Why is it such an issue ??

Again , this was my honest opinion of my time with her. I can't speak for anyone else's negative experience , but mine was far from it What she provided was exactly what I was looking for. Her massage was relaxing, the conversation was good, she looked great and I left satisfied. I would definately repeat and see her again.

So, have at it if you will gentlemen and attack if you choose, but in my experience, Janet was not what many of these negative reviews claim her to be .
And you miraculously found this site after having a session with her?
I’m glad you had a great time with her.
You truly are the unicorn.
Enjoy.
 

blackjack07728

Registered Member
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And you miraculously found this site after having a session with her?
I’m glad you had a great time with her.
You truly are the unicorn.
Enjoy.

Sarcasm was expected. No I didnt miraculously find anything and no , I am not Janet. I was well aware of this board as well as others that I use that better coincide with my activities. Like I said, I have been around for quite a few years . Why is it so hard for you people to believe an honest review about an experience that was differant from yours? To be frank, this is one of the reasons I never really bothered posting on boards like this. I doubt I'm the only one who ever enjoyed the session she provided . If you dont like her, thats your opinion and maybe your experience , but I'm not sure what you all get out of continually trashing her and anyone who speaks positively about her service .
 

Porkchop

Review Contributor
Messages: 3,240
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Sarcasm was expected. No I didnt miraculously find anything and no , I am not Janet. I was well aware of this board as well as others that I use that better coincide with my activities. Like I said, I have been around for quite a few years . Why is it so hard for you people to believe an honest review about an experience that was differant from yours? To be frank, this is one of the reasons I never really bothered posting on boards like this. I doubt I'm the only one who ever enjoyed the session she provided . If you dont like her, thats your opinion and maybe your experience , but I'm not sure what you all get out of continually trashing her and anyone who speaks positively about her service .
The hard part is 99.9% of reviews say one thing. The .01%, yours, is a complete 180 degrees different.
If that doesn’t raise a red flag, what does?
Oh yeah, almost forgot, all of Janets self posts she posts.
Like I said, glad you enjoyed yourself.
You are truly the unicorn of mongers.
 

blackjack07728

Registered Member
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The hard part is 99.9% of reviews say one thing. The .01%, yours, is a complete 180 degrees different.
If that doesn’t raise a red flag, what does?
Oh yeah, almost forgot, all of Janets self posts she posts.
Like I said, glad you enjoyed yourself.
You are truly the unicorn of mongers.
Maybe so. Could also be I'm a bit older as well. I pretty much knew what her limits were from reading about her ( she is reviewed on TNA as well ) , so i didnt expect more than what I knew she offered. I didnt push anything or try anything i knew she wouldnt like. I went to her for the services she provides , I see others when I'm in the mood for differant services . With her, as the session moved on , she appeared to get more comfortable and it helped make it a good session. I can understand the "red flag " comment but that doesn't make my experience untrue or any less real than those who had a bad experience. I intend to see her again when her type of service is what Im in the mood for !
 

Porkchop

Review Contributor
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Maybe so. Could also be I'm a bit older as well. I pretty much knew what her limits were from reading about her ( she is reviewed on TNA as well ) , so i didnt expect more than what I knew she offered. I didnt push anything or try anything i knew she wouldnt like. I went to her for the services she provides , I see others when I'm in the mood for differant services . With her, as the session moved on , she appeared to get more comfortable and it helped make it a good session. I can understand the "red flag " comment but that doesn't make my experience untrue or any less real than those who had a bad experience. I intend to see her again when her type of service is what Im in the mood for !
Gotcha.
No reason to keep defending/justifying your review.
Glad you were/are the 1 and only that has gotten great service from her.
The rest of us will just keep searching.
Merry Christmas and hope your new year is great.
Stay safe
 

hard706

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Reviews: 14
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Its really interesting how somebody with PERFECT experience show up and write it ONLY when somebody will give her BAD review. Well nice try Ava, but we all know how bad you are. If you want more clients think about yourself
 

cg830

Registered Member
Messages: 5
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Hello All,

I got done seeing Janet an hour ago. I am not her. That said, she is beautiful from head to toe and its unfortunate that some guys may of had a poor experience with her. I had a great time with her, I assumed she was a virgo like myself and I was right lol. There wasn't a dull moment, we had great conversation and a few laughs. Honestly, i would give her a 10/10 without hesitation. Again, it wasn't her beauty alone that did it for me but her attitude. She reminds me of a cat, where, they will take to who they feel to take to depending on the individual. I would advise anyone going to see her to be calm and kind do not expect an "escort" but a masseuse running a business. . Imagine that i didn't even agree to have a hand job and was still overly content with our meeting. Shes A1 in my book. Cheers.
 

cg830

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Again, I am not Janet (please see attachment). We talked about many things and part of our conversation happened to be about people. She asked if I would give her a review because of our nice time and I assured her I would. Im sorry if some of you went away from your meeting with her feeling frustrated. That wasn't my experience. Screenshot_20210103-172433_TextNow.jpg
 
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