Review: Emiry the Okinawan girl with the dragon tattoo (not really a dragon) @NYCSE

[drunkenkid]

You were the third smartass and he let you off the hook.

LOL. I’m working on being the first smartass!

 

[Sintax]

All good, but I had a big laugh when he asked about the orange tanning creme.

 

[bittersweetmemories]

Who else thought of the Karate Kid after seeing the Title?

 

[theWitcher]

I like me a tattoo baddie. tnx

 

[The REAL Bxbrown]

All good, but I had a big laugh when he asked about the orange tanning creme.

Still waiting for your take on her...... lol

 

[Sintax]

Still waiting for your take on her...... lol

Partly lazy, partly having a hard time summing it up in my head and partly because there’s very little I could add to your review. We had very much the same perception of her and the experience. I will put something up today.

 

[The REAL Bxbrown]

Fake photos fucking suck. There's a decent chance that I'd like her based on reviews, but I've already learned the hard way never to book girls based on reviews if I can't see her for myself. Shit, there have been times when I booked girls with real photos because I gave reviewers' comments and descriptions the benefit of the doubt over my own eyes, figuring that the girl must just be unphotogenic; and the instant I walked into the room, I knew it was a mistake. There are some very popular and very well-reviewed girls with real photos who do absolutely nothing for me and who I (literally) probably wouldn't even bother fucking for free if they swiped right on me on Tinder or whatever. The photos "of" Emiry are sexy to me even though she's not really my type. The last thing I need is to walk into a room and find a girl who's "similar looking" and equally not my type but not sexy to me in any of the subtle ways that the girl in those photos is sexy to me, "type" or no "type." Fuck that. No real photos = no business from me with that girl. IMO, everybody needs to understand that this is the wrong industry for fake photos. Cover up or blurr whatever the girl wants and I'll decide based on whatever I can actually see of the real girl, but don't put up photos of some other girl just because you consider them "similar." What someone working a spa website considers "similar" may not be at all what I consider "similar" in the ways that matter to me.

Looks they heard you Zippy. Rant over? Lol

 

[Zippy17]

Looks they heard you Zippy. Rant over? Lol

I was just waiting for someone who saw her to confirm that those new photos are really her before commenting. Perfect example of why I won't ever see girls without seeing real photos first. She's obviously a perfectly attractive sexy girl, but an attractive sexy girl I'd really have no interest in seeing for $400/hr (or whatever). I won't bore anybody with what specific differences matter so much to me, and I might not even be that consciously aware of everything that makes the girl in the fake photos so much hotter to me than the real girl, but I'd be pissed if I walked into a room with this girl because I thought I was booking the girl in the fake photos. I don't even particularly like ink on a girl, especially that much of it, but it's not a deal-breaker if she's hot to me in other ways (like Anna Tang, for example). There are plenty of nice-looking thin 5'-3" Asian girls with long hair and ink who turn me on and probably many more who fit that exact same overall description who do nothing for me. I'd certainly take her home from a club, unlike some other very popular and well-reviewed girls at these spas, but when we're talking $360-$500+ for one hour, she'd be so far down on my depth chart that I'd probably never meet her. To each his own; that's why this is the wrong fucking industry for fake photos.

 

[Dtimmons]

I was just waiting for someone who saw her to confirm that those new photos are really her before commenting. Perfect example of why I won't ever see girls without seeing real photos first. She's obviously a perfectly attractive sexy girl, but an attractive sexy girl I'd really have no interest in seeing for $400/hr (or whatever). I won't bore anybody with what specific differences matter so much to me, and I might not even be that consciously aware of everything that makes the girl in the fake photos so much hotter to me than the real girl, but I'd be pissed if I walked into a room with this girl because I thought I was booking the girl in the fake photos. I don't even particularly like ink on a girl, especially that much of it, but it's not a deal-breaker if she's hot to me in other ways (like Anna Tang, for example). There are plenty of nice-looking thin 5'-3" Asian girls with long hair and ink who turn me on and probably many more who fit that exact same overall description who do nothing for me. I'd certainly take her home from a club, unlike some other very popular and well-reviewed girls at these spas, but when we're talking $360-$500+ for one hour, she'd be so far down on my depth chart that I'd probably never meet her. To each his own; that's why this is the wrong fucking industry for fake photos.

Photos with color tattoos are real.

 

[Zippy17]

Understood. My second sentence was a reference to her. She's perfectly fine, just not someone I'd see, whereas I might have been interested in the girl in the original photos.