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Review: Egyptian
- Thread starter Mushroomcap
- Start date
First Jive Dude : Shiiit, man. That honky mofo messin' mah old lady - got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
[Subtitle: Golly that white fellow better stay away from my wife, or I will punch him]
Second Jive Dude : Hey, home', I can dig it. He ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap-up on you, man.
[Subtitle: Yes, he is wrong for doing that]
First Jive Dude : I say hey, sky. Subba say I wan' see...
Second Jive Dude : Uh-huh.
First Jive Dude : ...pray to J, I did the same-ol', same-ol'.
[Subtitle: I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry]
Second Jive Dude : Hey, knock yo'self a pro, Slick. That gray matter backlot perform us down; I take TCBin', man!
[Subtitle: Don't be so naive, Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral chaise]
First Jive Dude : Hey, you know what they say. See a broad to get dat booty ac'ion...
First Jive Dude , Second Jive Dude : ...lay her down, or smack 'em, yak 'em!
[Subtitle: Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise]
First Jive Dude : Cold got to be! Y'know?
[Subtitle: How true!]
First Jive Dude : Shiiit!
[Subtitle: Golly!]
[Subtitle: Golly that white fellow better stay away from my wife, or I will punch him]
Second Jive Dude : Hey, home', I can dig it. He ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap-up on you, man.
[Subtitle: Yes, he is wrong for doing that]
First Jive Dude : I say hey, sky. Subba say I wan' see...
Second Jive Dude : Uh-huh.
First Jive Dude : ...pray to J, I did the same-ol', same-ol'.
[Subtitle: I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry]
Second Jive Dude : Hey, knock yo'self a pro, Slick. That gray matter backlot perform us down; I take TCBin', man!
[Subtitle: Don't be so naive, Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral chaise]
First Jive Dude : Hey, you know what they say. See a broad to get dat booty ac'ion...
First Jive Dude , Second Jive Dude : ...lay her down, or smack 'em, yak 'em!
[Subtitle: Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise]
First Jive Dude : Cold got to be! Y'know?
[Subtitle: How true!]
First Jive Dude : Shiiit!
[Subtitle: Golly!]
Excuse me, Stewardess. I speak Jive.
He received a good blow job even though she wore a mask. However, when he first arrived her armpits were not properly bathed and she had some body odor issues from it. After a quick shower they smoked some drugs. He's embellishing a 45 minute first completion, then went for a round 2. She had tried to get him to go in with no protection at which he stopped her and applied protection. He enjoyed himself. He was there an hour of which 45 minutes for round one and then 15min for the second. She wanted more but apparently this place only had 2 condoms in stock.
He received a good blow job even though she wore a mask. However, when he first arrived her armpits were not properly bathed and she had some body odor issues from it. After a quick shower they smoked some drugs. He's embellishing a 45 minute first completion, then went for a round 2. She had tried to get him to go in with no protection at which he stopped her and applied protection. He enjoyed himself. He was there an hour of which 45 minutes for round one and then 15min for the second. She wanted more but apparently this place only had 2 condoms in stock.
Hate to bump the review, but it’s only gotten worse. She posted different pics, I texted her not realizing it’s the same woman different #. She FT asking me to Venmo her money for an Uber so she can meet me at her Incall. When I said no, she sent videos of her feet in the new shoes she was buying. Good luck felllas
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I saw this girl a few years back. What a waste of time. She was definitely on some kind of drugs. She looked like she was spaced out. The worst part of it was that she said she liked missionary, but would position hers body to pull herself away. It was weird, as if she did not want me to cum. I made her turn around and did her doggy. She asked me if I would come back to see her and I told her no. I do not think of any other provider besides her that I would tell them straight out I will never come back. Stay away.
I saw this girl a few years back. What a waste of time. She was definitely on some kind of drugs. She looked like she was spaced out. The worst part of it was that she said she liked missionary, but would position hers body to pull herself away. It was weird, as if she did not want me to cum. I made her turn around and did her doggy. She asked me if I would come back to see her and I told her no. I do not think of any other provider besides her that I would tell them straight out I will never come back. Stay away.
