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Review: Eevee at MetroGirls The Waist to Hip Ratio Champ

BrettKavanaugh

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Eevee's top are natural just like Kobe was the goat. Watch me die on this hill.
Yep. Not a well-fortified hill. Godspeed.

Way, way way off topic.
Admittedly I didn't get past your first sentence.
Wilt was the GOAT and it is not even close.
Same way Babe & Ty were the goats and it is not even close.
You average 50 ptsw per game in a season, and over 20 rebounds, and you lead the league in assists one year as a center....you are the GOAT.
You have a .367 lifetime batting average, or you hit 714 HRs in less than 8500 at bats...you are the GOAT.
Remember this.
They changed the rules to help Jordan score more points and make more money for the NBA.
They changed the rules to make Wilt score LESS points because...why? He was too big and they didn't like him?
Wilt is the GOAT.
Well the point wasn't really to argue who is or isn't the GOAT. The point was that it's not as completely clear cut as most people tend to think - as your own nomination of Wilt further illustrates. And more specifically, even if a certain player/girl isn't unarguably the GOAT, he/she is still awesome. BTW - I threw Wilt some love too in my Eve (not Eevee) review. And I once called Gisella the Babe Ruth of dirty talk.

Just as Eevee probably isn't for everyone, but it's not insane to have her in your top whatever, even if I personally ranked her #73 in my silly Kavanacca thing. (Since slipped further to #80 after I met some additional sweet thangs).

For me, Eevee is like Reggie Miller - historically great in one aspect of the game - though in my mind not quite the single greatest at this point. But as an all-around experience, a bit more middling. That said, if you consider yourself a proper aficionado/manwhore, you probably should have seen Reggie Miller/Eevee play. And there are probably some people wandering around Indianapolis thinking Reggie is still their favorite ever.
 

Evolfonam

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@Michael_Choo why you always trying to steal my girls? :p

Kidding aside, I only saw Eevee once, exactly 2 years (and 1 week, ha!) ago at PH. She made a major impression on me, but I unfortunately haven’t had the opportunity to see her since. Gotta change that!

Yes, those B cups are MM.
Oh, and almost forgot…. Welcome back bro!!!
 

Rover2020

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Reggie was the Knicks kryptonite. He scored 8 points in 8.9 seconds in the 1995 Eastern Conference Semifinals. He was a Knick killer. I remember that game well, I was crushed. Not as badly as I was crushed when John Starks was jacking up airballs in game 7 of the 1994 Championship, but close.
 

Johnny Blaze

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@Michael_Choo why you always trying to steal my girls? :p

Kidding aside, I only saw Eevee once, exactly 2 years (and 1 week, ha!) ago at PH. She made a major impression on me, but I unfortunately haven’t had the opportunity to see her since. Gotta change that!

Yes, those B cups are MM.
I had her at MM C last I saw.

I've never been to Metro, but you're making me want to.
Suji, Eevee, Kiwi are worth it.
 

richardp2918

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Title: Review: Eevee at MetroGirls The Waist to Hip Ratio Champ
Date: May 15, 2023
Phone: https://metrogirlsny.com/
City: New York
State: NY
Location: near The Plaza
Age Estimate: 22
Nationality: Korean
Physical Description: small natural top, decent booty for her size, 5'2ish spinner "plus", pretty face

Recommendation: Yes
Nice succinct review. She definitely has a fantastic figure and I can't wait 'til she returns.

Random question, but what meal options nearby do you like? I've been going to Souvlaki GR after sessions and before hitting clubs and wondering what else is good. Kin Ramen is amazing, but not great for before going out because of the breath and feeling full and sluggish.
 

Retired031424

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Nice succinct review. She definitely has a fantastic figure and I can't wait 'til she returns.

Random question, but what meal options nearby do you like? I've been going to Souvlaki GR after sessions and before hitting clubs and wondering what else is good. Kin Ramen is amazing, but not great for before going out because of the breath and feeling full and sluggish.
You can always try this utr spot. . .
 

Michael_Choo

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Random question, but what meal options nearby do you like? I've been going to Souvlaki GR after sessions and before hitting clubs and wondering what else is good. Kin Ramen is amazing, but not great for before going out because of the breath and feeling full and sluggish.
There was some generic Korean/Japanese place around there, nothing amazing.
 

Happy Jack

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Pics seem dated but it's more or less her.
I'm a non Asian, and she already looks like she is pushing 40 to me in those pictures that you say are dated.
Her ass to waist ratio does look exceptional though, I strongly agree with you on that. Age is not an issue for me.
Two of my favorites there are in their 50's and another in her 40's.
 

BrettKavanaugh

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Nice succinct review. She definitely has a fantastic figure and I can't wait 'til she returns.

Random question, but what meal options nearby do you like? I've been going to Souvlaki GR after sessions and before hitting clubs and wondering what else is good. Kin Ramen is amazing, but not great for before going out because of the breath and feeling full and sluggish.
I was last there around Christmas time. Afterwards I called up the Mrs:
"Hey Hon, a girl named CherryDD just f***ed the bejeezus out of me, but conveniently now I'm right by Dainobu. Do you want me to pick up one of your favorite obentos, or maybe a shrimp tempura onigiri?"
"No, that's OK. But can you pick up a bag of rice and maybe some tofu? And next time tell this Cherry the extra DD in her name is superfluous and tacky. I really would prefer it if you stuck with the natural elegant spinners".

"Sorry hon, and sure I'll pass along that message and get the tofu, but I don't have the leg strength right now to lug home 15-pounds of rice."
 

richardp2918

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I was last there around Christmas time. Afterwards I called up the Mrs:
"Hey Hon, a girl named CherryDD just f***ed the bejeezus out of me, but conveniently now I'm right by Dainobu. Do you want me to pick up one of your favorite obentos, or maybe a shrimp tempura onigiri?"
"No, that's OK. But can you pick up a bag of rice and maybe some tofu? And next time tell this Cherry the extra DD in her name is superfluous and tacky. I really would prefer it if you stuck with the natural elegant spinners".

"Sorry hon, and sure I'll pass along that message and get the tofu, but I don't have the leg strength right now to lug home 15-pounds of rice."
I've been on dates post session and if the conversation turns racy, I've joked about having just banged a girl...little do my dates know it's literally completely true.
 
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