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Review: Eevee at MetroGirls The Waist to Hip Ratio Champ

Michael_Choo

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Title: Review: Eevee at MetroGirls The Waist to Hip Ratio Champ
Date: May 15, 2023
Phone: https://metrogirlsny.com/
City: New York
State: NY
Location: near The Plaza
Age Estimate: 22
Nationality: Korean
Physical Description: small natural top, decent booty for her size, 5'2ish spinner "plus", pretty face

Recommendation: Yes
 

Uniquelyme

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Very nice review Bro and Lakers in six! :cool:(y)
Everyone gets led down by people . Even myself you letting me down being a Lebron fan. A Man who has formed super groups and been a super diva. Cause he isn't good enough to win on his own. Jordan ain't do that and i can't stand Jordan but his greatness is unmatched.

Im hoping you are just a Lakers fan . Even though that still is deplorable it is far less so than being a Lebron stan.
 

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Everyone gets led down by people . Even myself you letting me down being a Lebron fan. A Man who has formed super groups and been a super diva. Cause he isn't good enough to win on his own. Jordan ain't do that and i can't stand Jordan but his greatness is unmatched.

Im hoping you are just a Lakers fan . Even though that still is deplorable it is far less so than being a Lebron stan.
I’m a Lakers fan who respects Lebron as an athlete and businessman and he’s still playing at an elite level at age 38. Every other player during his draft year have already retired. He’s also a billionaire and has won a championship with each franchise he’s played with so he knows what he’s doing.

Anyway, you’re entitled to your opinion which I respect. (y)
 

BrettKavanaugh

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Off-topic. But let's stipulate that peak MJ was the GOAT. (I likely would agree. In that two-part 6-year run, there was an air of invincibility to those Bulls teams that the Heat did not match. Though the Durant Warriors came pretty damn close). Does that mean then anyone who is not the GOAT sucks and deserves to be mocked as overrated? (FWIW, I'll also suggest that Kyrie+Love was not quite a super team - I would stipulate not obviously better than Pippen/Rodman, or even Pippen/Grant + assorted excellent role players. Toni Kukoc as your 4th best player? You could argue MJ stayed in Chicago, that didn't have to leave. Well, he had a better GM - whom he hated - than whoever was running the Cavs during LeBron's first run. There's been no 3rd wheel of that stature on any of the Lakers teams - Westbrook doesn't qualify. And something to be said for the longevity and extended excellence. And as the captain hints at, by age 38 we're talking Wizards Jordan. Are you sure you're taking Wizards Jordan over current LeBron?

Also, LeBron and MJ were kinda different players. Magic was always the better comp. A bit of apples/oranges there. Just like it's a bit of apples/oranges to compare Eevee to, say, Gisella, Chanel, Yu Hee. (This is how you transition back to hookers, gentlemen....) So while I personally loved those rear views even more than Eevee's, it's a legitimate opinion to say Eevee's rear view is the best you've seen. You're right. Amazing waist.

Though I have no idea how you might think upstairs was natural. THAT is not a legitimate opinion. Heh. They're not the greatest quality. (Unless she got an improved version recently?) I suppose, as our friend here says, if the wife has implants and you've forgotten what natural feels like you could get confused. Yes, they're small implants. Not much point. To me she's probably one of the few implanted girls I think would have been better off staying natural. She had enough built-in material to work with.
 

mccarthykk12

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Off-topic. But let's stipulate that peak MJ was the GOAT. (I likely would agree. In that two-part 6-year run, there was an air of invincibility to those Bulls teams that the Heat did not match. Though the Durant Warriors came pretty damn close). Does that mean then anyone who is not the GOAT sucks and deserves to be mocked as overrated? (FWIW, I'll also suggest that Kyrie+Love was not quite a super team - I would stipulate not obviously better than Pippen/Rodman, or even Pippen/Grant + assorted excellent role players. Toni Kukoc as your 4th best player? You could argue MJ stayed in Chicago, that didn't have to leave. Well, he had a better GM - whom he hated - than whoever was running the Cavs during LeBron's first run. There's been no 3rd wheel of that stature on any of the Lakers teams - Westbrook doesn't qualify. And something to be said for the longevity and extended excellence. And as the captain hints at, by age 38 we're talking Wizards Jordan. Are you sure you're taking Wizards Jordan over current LeBron?

Also, LeBron and MJ were kinda different players. Magic was always the better comp. A bit of apples/oranges there. Just like it's a bit of apples/oranges to compare Eevee to, say, Gisella, Chanel, Yu Hee. (This is how you transition back to hookers, gentlemen....) So while I personally loved those rear views even more than Eevee's, it's a legitimate opinion to say Eevee's rear view is the best you've seen. You're right. Amazing waist.

Though I have no idea how you might think upstairs was natural. THAT is not a legitimate opinion. Heh. They're not the greatest quality. (Unless she got an improved version recently?) I suppose, as our friend here says, if the wife has implants and you've forgotten what natural feels like you could get confused. Yes, they're small implants. Not much point. To me she's probably one of the few implanted girls I think would have been better off staying natural. She had enough built-in material to work with.
You deranged mad man. Bravo.
 

AutomaticSlim

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Off-topic. But let's stipulate that peak MJ was the GOAT.
Way, way way off topic.
Admittedly I didn't get past your first sentence.
Wilt was the GOAT and it is not even close.
Same way Babe & Ty were the goats and it is not even close.
You average 50 ptsw per game in a season, and over 20 rebounds, and you lead the league in assists one year as a center....you are the GOAT.
You have a .367 lifetime batting average, or you hit 714 HRs in less than 8500 at bats...you are the GOAT.
Remember this.
They changed the rules to help Jordan score more points and make more money for the NBA.
They changed the rules to make Wilt score LESS points because...why? He was too big and they didn't like him?
Wilt is the GOAT.
 

Uniquelyme

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Way, way way off topic.
Admittedly I didn't get past your first sentence.
Wilt was the GOAT and it is not even close.
Same way Babe & Ty were the goats and it is not even close.
You average 50 ptsw per game in a season, and over 20 rebounds, and you lead the league in assists one year as a center....you are the GOAT.
You have a .367 lifetime batting average, or you hit 714 HRs in less than 8500 at bats...you are the GOAT.
Remember this.
They changed the rules to help Jordan score more points and make more money for the NBA.
They changed the rules to make Wilt score LESS points because...why? He was too big and they didn't like him?
Wilt is the GOAT.
The competition wasn't what it was later on when Jordan was around. Same goes for baseball.

I think we dragging it. We should start a sports thread if need be.
 
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