Off-topic. But let's stipulate that peak MJ was the GOAT. (I likely would agree. In that two-part 6-year run, there was an air of invincibility to those Bulls teams that the Heat did not match. Though the Durant Warriors came pretty damn close). Does that mean then anyone who is not the GOAT sucks and deserves to be mocked as overrated? (FWIW, I'll also suggest that Kyrie+Love was not quite a super team - I would stipulate not obviously better than Pippen/Rodman, or even Pippen/Grant + assorted excellent role players. Toni Kukoc as your 4th best player? You could argue MJ stayed in Chicago, that didn't have to leave. Well, he had a better GM - whom he hated - than whoever was running the Cavs during LeBron's first run. There's been no 3rd wheel of that stature on any of the Lakers teams - Westbrook doesn't qualify. And something to be said for the longevity and extended excellence. And as the captain hints at, by age 38 we're talking Wizards Jordan. Are you sure you're taking Wizards Jordan over current LeBron?
Also, LeBron and MJ were kinda different players. Magic was always the better comp. A bit of apples/oranges there. Just like it's a bit of apples/oranges to compare Eevee to, say, Gisella, Chanel, Yu Hee. (This is how you transition back to hookers, gentlemen....) So while I personally loved those rear views even more than Eevee's, it's a legitimate opinion to say Eevee's rear view is the best you've seen. You're right. Amazing waist.
Though I have no idea how you might think upstairs was natural. THAT is not a legitimate opinion. Heh. They're not the greatest quality. (Unless she got an improved version recently?) I suppose, as our friend here says, if the wife has implants and you've forgotten what natural feels like you could get confused. Yes, they're small implants. Not much point. To me she's probably one of the few implanted girls I think would have been better off staying natural. She had enough built-in material to work with.