Review: EBS-Joyce....Irritated

[Baddanu]

Title: Review: EBS-Joyce....Irritated
Date: Sep 18, 2020
Phone: Get it from another review
City: New York
State: New York
Location: CT-246 Grand Street
Age Estimate: 63
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: Short, Old with the body of a preteen boy, Malaysian of Chinese decent

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Recommendation: No

 

[Ballinonabudget]

First some guy says no to Bella’s bbbj and this guy refuses extras from Joyce. Today will go down in history!

 

[Gold Slayer]

Finally someone with her accurate age!

 

[BKLaFlare]

You went to a CT spot for an actual massage?

 

[BadBunny]

63

 

[MorvernCalor]

Joyce kept going for your ass and balls because that’s her specialty. That’s the reason we have all frequented her. It’s also in every damn review of this place. You read the reviews on here about Joyce, right? Wtf did you expect?

 

[Baddanu]

I don't know about you guys but I workout and I run a lot, ( I guess that's why she kept saying my body is tight and hard as iron, I was sore, very sore just wanted a good rub.
Please forgive me for wanting an actual massage I must be loosing my mind.

 

[yid252]

So you went to Joyce to get a... legit massage? What's your point on writing the review then? You're a) criticizing the literal reason people go to her and b) giving her a non-recommend.

Why didn't you go to a legit spot? There are plenty of those that are just as cheap and are happy to take the tip you were wanting to give.

She asked for more tip because you have essentially wasted her time. In the time she saw you she could have seen another customer who would have gone for her usual session and tipped accordingly, but because your hammies were tight you took up that time.

It's okay to not like a provider, but you honestly went in as a difficult customer more than she didn't provide what is advertised.

 

[MorvernCalor]

Based on this guys reviews, he seems to ‘get off’ (pun maybe intended) on flaunting the fact that he goes to known HE spots for legit massages.

 

[SGTdrew]

@Baddanu - no offense but I'm a runner too and when I need a massage I go to a real masseuse. I recommend 150a mott street. Those girls are very skilled. And upfront that u won't get a HE....Joyce & company make their living off of the extras and the money they make from it. Ur kinda trolling them & come across like a cop when u refuse that.

 

[themandalorian99]

Buddy you are at the wroooooong place. I would be angry too if you wasted my time like that.

 

[Tarpon]

Yah, you dont go here for a massage only. Wasting her time completely.

 

[manfrenjentsen]

I don't know about you guys but I workout and I run a lot, ( I guess that's why she kept saying my body is tight and hard as iron, I was sore, very sore just wanted a good rub.
Please forgive me for wanting an actual massage I must be loosing my mind.

Note to self: don't go to Chinatown for a legit massage. Especially Joyce.

In Manhattan, there are several legit massage places. Graceful Services and Juvenex are 2 that come to mind. TONS of other places. Even in Chinatown.

 

[Baddanu]

So you went to Joyce to get a... legit massage? What's your point on writing the review then? You're a) criticizing the literal reason people go to her and b) giving her a non-recommend.

Why didn't you go to a legit spot? There are plenty of those that are just as cheap and are happy to take the tip you were wanting to give.

She asked for more tip because you have essentially wasted her time. In the time she saw you she could have seen another customer who would have gone for her usual session and tipped accordingly, but because your hammies were tight you took up that time.

It's okay to not like a provider, but you honestly went in as a difficult customer more than she didn't provide what is advertised.

Comprehen

So you went to Joyce to get a... legit massage? What's your point on writing the review then? You're a) criticizing the literal reason people go to her and b) giving her a non-recommend.

Why didn't you go to a legit spot? There are plenty of those that are just as cheap and are happy to take the tip you were wanting to give.

She asked for more tip because you have essentially wasted her time. In the time she saw you she could have seen another customer who would have gone for her usual session and tipped accordingly, but because your hammies were tight you took up that time.

It's okay to not like a provider, but you honestly went in as a difficult customer more than she didn't provide what is advertised.

Ok let me type it slowly, with a bit of backdrop.
On a board it was asked who gives quality massages in CT, even recently it was asked, and Thai -style massages were mentioned specifically, fist name that came up was Lily, in many other post it was mentioned that Joyce also gives a quality massage.
So I do what most people here should do, which is value the opinions of your fellow monger and go see for yourself, I did and was disappointed.
In comparison Cindy at ABC offers a quality massage and also extras, should I not partake of the quality massage?

I have read mangers saying we would be missing out if we did not partake of Joyce's and Lily's massage if we just went for the extras, now it's the opposite.......SMH

 

[Baddanu]

I choose which spas to go for extras and which not to, if I'm in the mood for just a massage then that's what I'm into, not every amp gives a good or can take a good fuck, the smart thing is to pick your spots, .......is it me or is a Spa the only place some of you can get some vagina?

 

[Baddanu]

Note to self: don't go to Chinatown for a legit massage. Especially Joyce.

In Manhattan, there are several legit massage places. Graceful Services and Juvenex are 2 that come to mind. TONS of other places. Even in Chinatown.

Thank you for this info, and I was literally down the street so it was easy to go there

 

[BKLaFlare]

Comprehen


Ok let me type it slowly, with a bit of backdrop.
On a board it was asked who gives quality massages in CT, even recently it was asked, and Thai -style massages were mentioned specifically, fist name that came up was Lily, in many other post it was mentioned that Joyce also gives a quality massage.
So I do what most people here should do, which is value the opinions of your fellow monger and go see for yourself, I did and was disappointed.
In comparison Cindy at ABC offers a quality massage and also extras, should I not partake of the quality massage?

I have read mangers saying we would be missing out if we did not partake of Joyce's and Lily's massage if we just went for the extras, now it's the opposite.......SMH

98 Mott gives good massages if that’s what you’re looking for

 

[cooker]

The spots on Mott btw Grand and Broome are legit with the possible exception of Foot Island. 179 Grand is legit. Last I was there, awhile back, 79 Allen was legit, as was 137 Rivington.

 

[Tarpon]

OP keeps trying to prove his point to no avail. More work for Joyce than what she is used to, and less $$$. You do the math....

I know exactly why u went there. Unfortunately it isnt reciprical for her.

 

[Hardpoll52]

you went to the wrong place, lily from 98 mott gives good legit thai massage. i paid her fs money for an hour thai massage, she contorted my whole body for an hour then i fucked her anyway.