Review: Eastern Cozy Spa

[Jackyoung1]

Title: Review: Eastern Cozy Spa
Date: Sep 14, 2019
Phone: 973-406-7764
City: Woodland Park
State: New Jersey
Age Estimate: 33
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: Pretty

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Recommendation: Yes

 

[baireshot]

Stand by for admonishment from GGstang for daring to visit this place.

 

[Nygiants2805]

Stand by for admonishment from GGstang for daring to visit this place.

LMFAO

 

[samnaan]

Stand by for admonishment from GGstang for daring to visit this place.

That's kinda funny, but got to remember ymmv at all these places, never know what might turn up. Ended up having an atf at a place I found later on had poor reviews.

 

[Slimm]

@PickleRick also had a good session there very recently.

 

[Nekrosis]

Absolutely zero helpful information in this review.

 

[Slimm]

Absolutely zero helpful information in this review.

Agreed. I get tired of being the first one to mention that.

 

[G'sstang]

Stand by for admonishment from GGstang for daring to visit this place.

NO admonishment. Just trying to be helpful. The bulk of the reviews about this place aren't too good.

 

[baireshot]

NO admonishment. Just trying to be helpful. The bulk of the reviews about this place aren't too good.

J/K G'sstang....

 

[Jackyoung1]

Absolutely zero helpful information in this review.

Why do you consider this not helpful?
What kind of information would you like me to add? I know some people post erotic stories however I was just posting a review on the experience I had there!

 

[Slimm]

Why do you consider this not helpful?
What kind of information would you like me to add? I know some people post erotic stories however I was just posting a review on the experience I had there!

Are you for real? I mean, for physical description, you just put "pretty"

Just read some other reviews and see the things other people are including.

 

[PickleRick]

Why do you consider this not helpful?
What kind of information would you like me to add? I know some people post erotic stories however I was just posting a review on the experience I had there!

Don't listen to some of these guys. You did fine. Some guys here want penthouse forum letter. Other want height, weight, distinguishing marks, credit score. Do what you want I say.

 

[Nekrosis]

Don't listen to some of these guys. You did fine. Some guys here want penthouse forum letter. Other want height, weight, distinguishing marks, credit score. Do what you want I say.

Actually, I want to know some details about what happened, how the massage was, how the ST session was, what was offered (in code at least), and what the damages were. That's how you write a review. This does absolutely nothing for someone who would like to try this place out. It's like going in blind -- might as well not even read the review.

 

[PickleRick]

Actually, I want to know some details about what happened, how the massage was, how the ST session was, what was offered (in code at least), and what the damages were. That's how you write a review. This does absolutely nothing for someone who would like to try this place out. It's like going in blind -- might as well not even read the review.

You mean the code that doesn't fool anyone? I get your point though. Everyone has a different style of writing. OP hit most of th bullet points. Plus it wasn't a one off. There are many other reviews of Eastern. Perhaps you should write more than the one review you have to show us how it done.