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Review: Eastern Cozy Spa - YES!

Koondog

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Much better going off to Passaic or Dover. I just don't get why people go to this place. Bad service and horrible location.
What's so bad about the location? I was afraid the neighborhood was going to be bad, but it wasn't. One of the Passaic spas is also in a strip mall and no one seems to complain about it.
 

G'sstang

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Give me a break Dog. The location and parking lot is horrendous. First, this tiny strip mall is in the middle of a residential neighborhood. Then, everyone in the Beauty Salon and Pizza place see you go in and out of the place. Plus, if LE ever wanted to raid the place all they would have to do is block the parking lot and there is no way to get your car out. Lastly, you are in Woodland Park. The chances of LE wanted to bust the place is much higher than in Passaic.
 

Koondog

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I can't see me going there all that often. I went there late last night in the pouring rain, so wasn't too worried about LE. Do agree though that the giant massage sign out front could be more modest and less conspicuous.
 

G'sstang

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Dog....keep going there and they will build a statue of you out front on the sidewalk.....Haha!

As for Dover, you entirely missed the point. I was talking about walking into this spa in Woodland Park with families sitting in the pizza place or women by the window of the salon getting their hair, nails, etc., done. They have a great shot of someone traversing the parking lot towards the spa. I'm not talking about cars traveling on a four lane highway (Route 46) in Dover at 45-50 mph (did you know that a car going 50 mph travels a little over 70 feet per second?). while passing a stand alone building with about 50 feet of frontage.
 

Koondog

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"I was talking about walking into this spa in Woodland Park with families sitting in the pizza place or women by the window of the salon getting their hair, nails, etc., done.

What's the biggie, stanger? So they can see you, big deal. Not like I know anyone in that area or care if someone eating a pizza sees me. Are they going to call the police because some guy just walked into the massage spa? I guess I am not getting what your panic is all about.

"I'm not talking about cars traveling on a four lane highway (Route 46) in Dover at 45-50 mph (did you know that a car going 50 mph travels a little over 70 feet per second?)."

Neither am I. what about all the other businesess there that can see you?
 

Ryan Adams

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Yeah... I never noticed anyone in the beauty salon to be honest and also don't really care. Maybe I go when they're closed, not sure. As for the pizza place, yeah, totally weird but usually I park by the front of the parking lot and walk to the sidewalk to the massage parlor door, so the pizza people don't see me or barely see me.

Also, probably was "Nancy", not sure.
 

Hotrod2020

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I think this review might be for Angela. She's petite and very sexy, an ass to die for. Silky long hair almost down to her ass. She was at TW in Bridgewater a week or 2 ago as "Nancy" and made a pretty big impression.
She is in my I think
 

Hotrod2020

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I think this review might be for Angela. She's petite and very sexy, an ass to die for. Silky long hair almost down to her ass. She was at TW in Bridgewater a week or 2 ago as "Nancy" and made a pretty big impression.
Have you seen Angela lately?
 
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