Review: DDY Allyssa - one smart cookie

[Saltyfatman]

First and foremost, very nice review that makes me want to see her (though I don't know if I can resist the Japanese girls first).

But who among us has not danced at the intersection of sex and currency exchange? I like to show up in Japan with a stack of yen to have adult fun with. A few months into the pandemic back in 2020, I bought some when it got over 105, not even remotely imagining that Japan would still be closed more than two years later.

In 2021 I bought some more when it got over 110. So now I've got these little stacks of yen that have been doing nothing for me and meanwhile the yen is hovering around 130. Bah. Since I am apparently the dumb money in this trade, I should capitulate and buy more so it can resume its march toward 150. Or do nothing and watch it sink back. Either way I feel like a negative indicator. I should wait and see what Allyssa thinks.

USD is appreciating against the YEN because of rising real interest rates in US, while Japan currently stays at -0.1%. And yes that is a negative interest rate not a typo. As US interest rate increases per Powell's Put, USD will continue to appreciate against YEN. You can validate this with Alyssa since her full time job is a FX trader. Being a WG is only her side gig...... Lol.

 

[temuchin]

USD is appreciating against the YEN because of rising real interest rates in US, while Japan currently stays at -0.1%. And yes that is a negative interest rate not a typo. As US interest rate increases per Powell's Put, USD will continue to appreciate against YEN. You can validate this with Alyssa since her full time job is a FX trader. Being a WG is only her side gig...... Lol.

This is hilarious. Mongers are there to unload in the little energizer bunny's mouth, and now they're going to ask her about the market. I hope she answers you guys with her mouth full.

 

[risottoc]

Until recently, I traded currency a major investment bank. I'll tell you one thing, I'd rather go into some cryptos (other than BC which is just a shitfest now) than yuan (yen is another story). No indications that global acceptance of yuan vs. dollar is going to happen in the next ten years (which is like ten investment lifetimes for currency traders). PRC controls on the exchange rate are pretty robust and effective because of a still strong export market (which, again, has no signs of changing anytime soon, even with tariffs and the such - if anything trade surplus will increase with demand for Chinese goods already showing increases). Tons to say, but not relevant to this board. Stay safe fellas, all around.

Yuh, this is all correct. Some people (mostly Chinese people) thought the yuan would gain more acceptance after becoming part of the index for SDRs, but that, not surprisingly, never happened. So long as the PRC wants to maintain such strong capital controls, the yuan isn't becoming a global currency.

 

[SchroCat]

Once in a blue moon, I’ve been absolutely floored by the intellect of working girls. One Japanese provider was here on holiday but was a full time student at Waseda University, which probably doesn’t mean anything to you guys but it’s a top ranked university over there! She even pulled textbooks out of her bag because I must have had a deadpan look of skepticism. On another occasion, I asked a K-girl what she was reading. It turns out she was reading a book by a Nobel prize winning economist. Maybe this sounds condescending but I thought, whoa, what are you doing here?

 

[Zippy17]

Great S/N, Schro...are you a physicist? (I named my first cat Schrodinger). Been meaning to ask @H. Angstrom the same question...

 

[temuchin]

Once in a blue moon, I’ve been absolutely floored by the intellect of working girls. One Japanese provider was here on holiday but was a full time student at Waseda University, which probably doesn’t mean anything to you guys but it’s a top ranked university over there! She even pulled textbooks out of her bag because I must have had a deadpan look of skepticism. On another occasion, I asked a K-girl what she was reading. It turns out she was reading a book by a Nobel prize winning economist. Maybe this sounds condescending but I thought, whoa, what are you doing here?

I'd like to add my two cents to this question. Many girls in DDY, like Kylie or Allyssa, are hard to book and always busy. I assume they work at least 10 hours a day. (They start at 10am and I have gotten appointments past midnight). If no one tips (a lot of us do), that's $2000 a day. Now I would like to believe that I am an educated man. At the very least I have decades of experience in my field, I have no language barriers and I am able to navigate western society. But if you average out my annual salary, I have never ever made $2000 a day. And their income is tax free. Maybe that's why she's here.

 

[Saltyfatman]

$2,000 per day is a lot of money. Just imagine ~$500k (=$2K *5 days * 52weeks) per annum. Even a MD in Goldman doesn't make that much (https://www.efinancialcareers.com/news/2022/05/goldman-sachs-salaries-new-york).

Are these girls overpriced? Yes, and only because John's like you and I are willing to pay for it. Are theses girls overvalued? No they are not because these girls are working in their prime years to earn $500k per annum (if you believe it). They are like an accelerated depreciating asset. When they pass a certain age they have to pull more tricks.

It's a little sad when you think of the almond eye love bunny Alyssa working so hard and each day her market value, sorry I meant intrinsic value depreciates. Now go and book your next appointment with DDY before you feast on the salvage value.

 

[Chubster88]

$2,000 per day is a lot of money. Just imagine ~$500k (=$2K *5 days * 52weeks) per annum. Even a MD in Goldman doesn't make that much (https://www.efinancialcareers.com/news/2022/05/goldman-sachs-salaries-new-york).

Are these girls overpriced? Yes, and only because John's like you and I are willing to pay for it. Are theses girls overvalued? No they are not because these girls are working in their prime years to earn $500k per annum (if you believe it). They are like an accelerated depreciating asset. When they pass a certain age they have to pull more tricks.

It's a little sad when you think of the almond eye love bunny Alyssa working so hard and each day her market value, sorry I meant intrinsic value depreciates. Now go and book your next appointment with DDY before you feast on the salvage value.

amp gals are the pro athletes of sex with no endorsements, post career tv gig or safety net. Gotta make hay while the sun shines. Maybe when amping is legal and taxed All State will start insuring pussies and tits and Progressive can live up to its name

 

[temuchin]

$2,000 per day is a lot of money. Just imagine ~$500k (=$2K *5 days * 52weeks) per annum. Even a MD in Goldman doesn't make that much (https://www.efinancialcareers.com/news/2022/05/goldman-sachs-salaries-new-york).

Are these girls overpriced? Yes, and only because John's like you and I are willing to pay for it. Are theses girls overvalued? No they are not because these girls are working in their prime years to earn $500k per annum (if you believe it). They are like an accelerated depreciating asset. When they pass a certain age they have to pull more tricks.

It's a little sad when you think of the almond eye love bunny Alyssa working so hard and each day her market value, sorry I meant intrinsic value depreciates. Now go and book your next appointment with DDY before you feast on the salvage value.

Yes, agreed. Exactly why they need to make this money now. I am no Goldman MD, and my income is not tax free by any means, but I am able to work for a good 45 years before retirement. I am a slow moving dude now but I make a lot more compared to when I had a six pack. These girls are young and beautiful and have the energy to be labeled an energizer bunny for a very short time. That's why I really hope things work out for all of them and they can go home with a healthy bank account and open a dumpling shop or something.

 

[SchroCat]

Great S/N, Schro...are you a physicist? (I named my first cat Schrodinger). Been meaning to ask @H. Angstrom the same question...

Haha, “almost” a physicist until I soon realized I wasn’t smart enough!

 

[H. Angstrom]

Great S/N, Schro...are you a physicist? (I named my first cat Schrodinger). Been meaning to ask @H. Angstrom the same question...

No, perhaps the very opposite... and a different Angstrom altogether.
But great guess.

 

[temuchin]

amp gals are the pro athletes of sex with no endorsements, post career tv gig or safety net. Gotta make hay while the sun shines. Maybe when amping is legal and taxed All State will start insuring pussies and tits and Progressive can live up to its name

Many years ago, J. Lo insured her legs and butt with Lloyds of London. Now there's an asset that doesn't depreciate on schedule.

 

[temuchin]

https://markets.businessinsider.com...ral-banks-foreign-exchange-geopolitics-2022-7

Hmm. Can she be right? Goddamn.

 

[BoloKonda]

Once in a blue moon, I’ve been absolutely floored by the intellect of working girls. One Japanese provider was here on holiday but was a full time student at Waseda University, which probably doesn’t mean anything to you guys but it’s a top ranked university over there! She even pulled textbooks out of her bag because I must have had a deadpan look of skepticism. On another occasion, I asked a K-girl what she was reading. It turns out she was reading a book by a Nobel prize winning economist. Maybe this sounds condescending but I thought, whoa, what are you doing here?

Making 200-300 dollars per hour! Cash! This profession is much more acceptable in Asian countries.

 

[Mako23]

Ii is refreshing to read a more cerebral review like yours....thanks for posting.