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Review: DDY Allyssa - one smart cookie
- Thread starter temuchin
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She and I had perfect sexual chemistry, but we couldn’t communicate at all. Having passionate sex with someone without being able to speak a single word to one another is pretty hot in a different way; but next time I see her, I’m gonna use a translation app to be able to communicate with her. Kylie speaks perfect English and I mentioned in my review that my guess is that her IQ is probably in the neighborhood of 140, based on our conversations. Super nice girl, too.
I agree!
In fact, Alyssa - then known Viola at Asian Lassies - won the coveted 2021 "Near Zero-English Speaker Who I Suspect Might be Secretly Very Smart and Interesting" Award
https://www.ampreviews.net/index.ph...h-annual-bk-year-in-review.98028/#post-717821
She got a little political with me too via Translate.
While I don't know whether I agree with Alyssa or with @risottoc on the future of the dollar/yuan exchange rate, I do feel she ought to diversify a bit. Good time to buy Yen, by the way! That said, I'd rather take investment advice from this itty-bitty balls-to-the-walls non-stop Sichuanese hooker than from, say, Jim Cramer.
Also, girl wanted to choke me. Wrote about that in my review. She's very likable.
In fact, Alyssa - then known Viola at Asian Lassies - won the coveted 2021 "Near Zero-English Speaker Who I Suspect Might be Secretly Very Smart and Interesting" Award
https://www.ampreviews.net/index.ph...h-annual-bk-year-in-review.98028/#post-717821
She got a little political with me too via Translate.
While I don't know whether I agree with Alyssa or with @risottoc on the future of the dollar/yuan exchange rate, I do feel she ought to diversify a bit. Good time to buy Yen, by the way! That said, I'd rather take investment advice from this itty-bitty balls-to-the-walls non-stop Sichuanese hooker than from, say, Jim Cramer.
Also, girl wanted to choke me. Wrote about that in my review. She's very likable.
You must love talking with Gisella about stock trading then. Pretty volatile right now. Hopefully she did not lose too much.
I like Alyssa too. She is not quite in my hot girl list, but she is definitely on my repeat list. Gotta love her energizer bunny sex drive and her looks are better than the average amp girls.
I like Alyssa too. She is not quite in my hot girl list, but she is definitely on my repeat list. Gotta love her energizer bunny sex drive and her looks are better than the average amp girls.
Alyssa (Viola from AL) does think ahead and I do admire the fact that she does not spend above her means. She's already very brave and able to endure in this industry. All props to her.
Not to burst your bubble but what she said do not make sense. She is working hard because she wants to save enough to pay potential medical expenses for her parents and grandparents? It's admirable but she may be making this up to make you pity her. And doesn't working in this industry make her susceptible to higher medical risk?
Sending USD to China and converting it to RMB just on speculating that RMB will appreciate? I'm no FX trader so I won't comment whether RMB will appreciate against the USD in the next three years. But what I do know is that after you send money to China it is very hard to get money out of China. Her future investment and expenditures will be limited to within the boundaries of China, which will limit her investment diversification. Besides what she earns in US will not last her more than 3 years in China (China's inflation is much higher than US).
A hot girl with brains is definitely more attractive than just her looks. But don't be fooled by her reciting a few lines of economic theory. One thing that a WG is very good at is knowing how to make herself more attractive (adding brains to beauty).
Not to burst your bubble but what she said do not make sense. She is working hard because she wants to save enough to pay potential medical expenses for her parents and grandparents? It's admirable but she may be making this up to make you pity her. And doesn't working in this industry make her susceptible to higher medical risk?
Sending USD to China and converting it to RMB just on speculating that RMB will appreciate? I'm no FX trader so I won't comment whether RMB will appreciate against the USD in the next three years. But what I do know is that after you send money to China it is very hard to get money out of China. Her future investment and expenditures will be limited to within the boundaries of China, which will limit her investment diversification. Besides what she earns in US will not last her more than 3 years in China (China's inflation is much higher than US).
A hot girl with brains is definitely more attractive than just her looks. But don't be fooled by her reciting a few lines of economic theory. One thing that a WG is very good at is knowing how to make herself more attractive (adding brains to beauty).
What you say are probably true, and I don't think I will waste time to verify anything, but I'd like to share two facts that I know to be true.
First, Chinese people don't go through the banking system when they move small money in and out of China. They go through "a guy". Basically, the guy counts the cash you give him in front of you, then calls his partner in China. His partner deposits into your account, you verify it on your phone before the guy here leaves. He takes a brokerage fee or gets something out of the exchange rate or both. This is done in reverse when moving money out of China.
Second, is that ordinary people in China makes about $500 USD a month. That's like 2 hours of work for these girls (though some of us don't tip). Quick math, she makes about 100 times more here than she would make in China. That's like an ordinary guy making $50k a year here, but she makes $5MM a year to achieve the same ratio. Work hard for a few years, and go home pretty rich. The math does add up in that sense.
Anyway, you can't believe what a WG says about herself, but her descriptions of life in China are probably true, and still a good postnut conversation.
First, Chinese people don't go through the banking system when they move small money in and out of China. They go through "a guy". Basically, the guy counts the cash you give him in front of you, then calls his partner in China. His partner deposits into your account, you verify it on your phone before the guy here leaves. He takes a brokerage fee or gets something out of the exchange rate or both. This is done in reverse when moving money out of China.
Second, is that ordinary people in China makes about $500 USD a month. That's like 2 hours of work for these girls (though some of us don't tip). Quick math, she makes about 100 times more here than she would make in China. That's like an ordinary guy making $50k a year here, but she makes $5MM a year to achieve the same ratio. Work hard for a few years, and go home pretty rich. The math does add up in that sense.
Anyway, you can't believe what a WG says about herself, but her descriptions of life in China are probably true, and still a good postnut conversation.
First and foremost, very nice review that makes me want to see her (though I don't know if I can resist the Japanese girls first).
But who among us has not danced at the intersection of sex and currency exchange? I like to show up in Japan with a stack of yen to have adult fun with. A few months into the pandemic back in 2020, I bought some when it got over 105, not even remotely imagining that Japan would still be closed more than two years later.
In 2021 I bought some more when it got over 110. So now I've got these little stacks of yen that have been doing nothing for me and meanwhile the yen is hovering around 130. Bah. Since I am apparently the dumb money in this trade, I should capitulate and buy more so it can resume its march toward 150. Or do nothing and watch it sink back. Either way I feel like a negative indicator. I should wait and see what Allyssa thinks.
But who among us has not danced at the intersection of sex and currency exchange? I like to show up in Japan with a stack of yen to have adult fun with. A few months into the pandemic back in 2020, I bought some when it got over 105, not even remotely imagining that Japan would still be closed more than two years later.
In 2021 I bought some more when it got over 110. So now I've got these little stacks of yen that have been doing nothing for me and meanwhile the yen is hovering around 130. Bah. Since I am apparently the dumb money in this trade, I should capitulate and buy more so it can resume its march toward 150. Or do nothing and watch it sink back. Either way I feel like a negative indicator. I should wait and see what Allyssa thinks.
Until recently, I traded currency a major investment bank. I'll tell you one thing, I'd rather go into some cryptos (other than BC which is just a shitfest now) than yuan (yen is another story). No indications that global acceptance of yuan vs. dollar is going to happen in the next ten years (which is like ten investment lifetimes for currency traders). PRC controls on the exchange rate are pretty robust and effective because of a still strong export market (which, again, has no signs of changing anytime soon, even with tariffs and the such - if anything trade surplus will increase with demand for Chinese goods already showing increases). Tons to say, but not relevant to this board. Stay safe fellas, all around.