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Review: Body balance Paramus

Porkchop

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Probably Helen. She’s the older bigger looking one.
Jenny is skinny and looks younger. Both give a killer massage.
If it was Helen why would you even want anything more?
Your recommendation isn’t really fair. If you got a great massage why not give a “yes” recommendation for a legit massage?
 

MrNicE

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I went last week. Had great massage followed by HE with titty hanging out. So who knows.
Were you alone in the room, it may have been because there was another dude on the other side of the room OR Maybe I didn’t take my boxers off In the beginning.
I can’t even imagine seeing the HE even happening lol, pretty professional about it covering me with the towel
 

Slimm

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Maybe it's your age. When I was younger they used to always think I was LE.

I always wondered if LE was so stupid that they'd send cops-who-look-like-cops in for stings.
 

PickleRick

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Were you alone in the room, it may have been because there was another dude on the other side of the room OR Maybe I didn’t take my boxers off In the beginning.
I can’t even imagine seeing the HE even happening lol, pretty professional about it covering me with the towel
First of all. This would be my last choice if you want HE. I absolutely look like a cop. Been asked the question often.
 

willbca

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In my experience... Helen gives HE where Jenny just won’t. I have heard instances where Hellen gives a BBJ but I think that may be off the table noe. Ever since the whole Robert Kraft thing... both seen to be a little more cautious.
 

Luv2eatpussy

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I have been there a couple of times when I first started my mongering, a couple of years ago, before I knew about Spa Hunters, referred by a friend who likes older thicker women.
YMMV, because I know the two times I went, Helen gave a great massage, and a very mechanical HE
 

Xander56

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I had Jenny and she wouldn’t .. she told me I couldn’t finish myself off while she massaged my legs.. she was totally nervous about it when I started jacking and you heard they oil squirting lol.....

How is the place across the street? Did anyone get more than a basic massage there?
 

willbca

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I had Jenny and she wouldn’t .. she told me I couldn’t finish myself off while she massaged my legs..
That was my experience with Jenny too. She may not be that into either of us. lol. I got her to touch the boys during the self service segment. She was actually surprised when I have her a $10 tip. I get more from Helen but her HJ is kinda mechanical but at least she is friendlier.

I think across the street (Healthy Way) is a self service joint just like the place on Maple in Fair Lawn:
 

bigpoppaii

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That was my experience with Jenny too. She may not be that into either of us. lol. I got her to touch the boys during the self service segment. She was actually surprised when I have her a $10 tip. I get more from Helen but her HJ is kinda mechanical but at least she is friendlier.

I think across the street (Healthy Way) is a self service joint just like the place on Maple in Fair Lawn:
Yes, self-service. I did report on it a while back. Although I got a HJ a couple of years ago.
 

willbca

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I've gotten mixed results from the Maple one.
On Maple... Can you be more specific? My experience is 100% self service. Where my “mixed results” factor is one gal brushed up against the boys and would occasionally touch. The same girl would let me touch her legs and thigh. Another girl wouldn’t touch and try to cover me up but couldn’t take her eyes off of it when I did my thing (I guess she couldn’t help herself). 2 others I think were no touch no nothing.
 

Porkchop

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On Maple... Can you be more specific? My experience is 100% self service. Where my “mixed results” factor is one gal brushed up against the boys and would occasionally touch. The same girl would let me touch her legs and thigh. Another girl wouldn’t touch and try to cover me up but couldn’t take her eyes off of it when I did my thing (I guess she couldn’t help herself). 2 others I think were no touch no nothing.
Where is this Maple?
 
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