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Review: Bliss Edison- Laugh @ My Pain

Kevjack902

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Title: Review: Bliss Edison- Laugh @ My Pain
Date: Aug 23, 2023
Phone: 732-243-9988
City: Edison
State: Garden
Location: Corner Plaza next to pizza shop
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 60 HF+ 200 and more
Nationality: Latina
Age Estimate: 30-40
Physical Description: Sabrina: fair looking brownskin Dominican, 5’7. Maybe natty top but obvious MM bottom. Protruding gut. Sam: Pretty lightskin Colombian, 5’5 MM top & bottom. Nicely done.

Recommendation: No
 

Abenormal2

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Sometimes you are the windshield and sometimes unare the bug. Usually the windshield splatters that bug. Today. That bug cracked your windshield.

Take it in stride. Chalk this place up to a never going back. and just so you know. Every single one of us has had this happen to us. Not once.. but plenty of times. It's a numbers game. You are thinking how your newness to this adventure is the reason. Nope. Just being in the adventure is why it happened. Any dude that chimes in here and states that there weren't a few times when they were on the receiving end is full of shit.. keep your chin up brother. Love the honesty.
 

Kevjack902

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Sometimes you are the windshield and sometimes unare the bug. Usually the windshield splatters that bug. Today. That bug cracked your windshield.

Take it in stride. Chalk this place up to a never going back. and just so you know. Every single one of us has had this happen to us. Not once.. but plenty of times. It's a numbers game. You are thinking how your newness to this adventure is the reason. Nope. Just being in the adventure is why it happened. Any dude that chimes in here and states that there weren't a few times when they were on the receiving end is full of shit.. keep your chin up brother. Love the honesty.
Appreciate the words my bruddah. Reason why I l support this forum
 

hpolanco665

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You are new to the game, you will eventually build a code that works for you and stick to it. One of the advantages of the game is your paying, so if you don’t like what you see, don’t be afraid to ask for something new.

For this location I always ask how many girls are working, if it’s 3 or more than I go in and ask for a line up. It’s always a great time.

That price switch was funny business, that was not right.
 

Murphy23

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Sometimes you are the windshield and sometimes unare the bug. Usually the windshield splatters that bug. Today. That bug cracked your windshield.

Take it in stride. Chalk this place up to a never going back. and just so you know. Every single one of us has had this happen to us. Not once.. but plenty of times. It's a numbers game. You are thinking how your newness to this adventure is the reason. Nope. Just being in the adventure is why it happened. Any dude that chimes in here and states that there weren't a few times when they were on the receiving end is full of shit.. keep your chin up brother. Love the honesty.
I went to a place in Manhattan – it was one of those places located in an apt building. Paid the HF, then went to the room. She asked for the tip up front (which was unusual for standard service). She finishes and tells me I need to tip more. I told her I already tipped her. She just stared at me. I suspect she saw more money in my wallet (rookie move) so she went for the shakedown. I have no idea who’s on the other side of the door in this borderline sketchy spa, so I just gave her the money and split. Weird experience.
 

Conan

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Sorry for the bad experience. We have all had a few bad days in the hobby. It gets better. Just go with your gut feeling. We learn from our mistakes. Good luck.
 

ChrisChristiesBurner

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Feel bad for you too, I think I may have come across sabrina years ago. Although she wasnt 5'7". Maybe the heels threw you off but id say she is more so 5'4". What makes me convinced its her is the gut. She has such a protuding gut I thought i she was pregnant. What she did to you was her MO for sure and typically the method of operation for the least desirable girl at latin parlors. The less desirable ones typically greet all clients at the door even if you scheduled someone else. They will play dumb and pretend you didnt schedule someone else take the house fee, walk you to your room and tell you they will be right back. Most guys will say I didnt come to see you and wait patiently for another girl to show up. But theres a handful of newbies who dont want to cause a scene and settle for the less desirable one. Unfortunately, thats how she and the less attractive latina on the shift make their money every day. The more attractive ones dont care because they make enough and giving the newbies to the older or less attractive one feels like charity to them.

You did the right thing not causing a scene, as money comes and goes and you dont want your name on NJ.com but I dont know about the 460 hit. Although look at it this way, the negative review will take away substantial business and they lost more then they could have made if they treated you right.
 

Kevjack902

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Feel bad for you too, I think I may have come across sabrina years ago. Although she wasnt 5'7". Maybe the heels threw you off but id say she is more so 5'4". What makes me convinced its her is the gut. She has such a protuding gut I thought i she was pregnant. What she did to you was her MO for sure and typically the method of operation for the least desirable girl at latin parlors. The less desirable ones typically greet all clients at the door even if you scheduled someone else. They will play dumb and pretend you didnt schedule someone else take the house fee, walk you to your room and tell you they will be right back. Most guys will say I didnt come to see you and wait patiently for another girl to show up. But theres a handful of newbies who dont want to cause a scene and settle for the less desirable one. Unfortunately, thats how she and the less attractive latina on the shift make their money every day. The more attractive ones dont care because they make enough and giving the newbies to the older or less attractive one feels like charity to them.

You did the right thing not causing a scene, as money comes and goes and you dont want your name on NJ.com but I dont know about the 460 hit. Although look at it this way, the negative review will take away substantial business and they lost more then they could have made if they treated you right.
Thanks bro, and for sure thought she was prego because it’s not a flabby gut. It firmly protrudes out in a weird way. It’s the contrast with the MM Ass that really through me off. Either way this is definitely her hustle and I was the unknowing mark today. Cant be too upset given the nature of the hobby anyways lmaoooo def don’t want to end up in a headline over a few bucks
 

ChrisChristiesBurner

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Thanks bro, and for sure thought she was prego because it’s not a flabby gut. It firmly protrudes out in a weird way. It’s the contrast with the MM Ass that really through me off. Either way this is definitely her hustle and I was the unknowing mark today. Cant be too upset given the nature of the hobby anyways lmaoooo def don’t want to end up in a headline over a few bucks
Yeah she’s been doing this for a while. Your additional notes confirm its the same girl. I’m dating myself but I first met her at reiku 3 years ago when they advertised more openly and were situated above a deli in Middlesex. They got so busy that you could see 3 hobbyists waiting in thier car. Long story short they had to move because they were too popular and operate UTR today.


The first time I saw her I booked 30 minutes. At the time you could get everything at Reiku during a 30 min session for 60 house fee and a tip of 120. When I met her the first time she asked what I wanted and I said everything and gave her 180. She smiled and took the money and said get settled. Unfortunately, she tricked me. She took her time giving me a massage maybe 20 minutes talking about how this job affords her the ability to live well and visit the dominican republic often. She then put the rubber on to give me a CBJ. I noticed again she was taking her time with this and asked for us to transition CFS so I could finish. She whined and said we didnt have enough time for that today. But that she would finish me off CBJ and to come back and pay for an hour next time. I didnt want to cause a scene like you but was so pissed at the bait and switch that I drove 15 minutes to JVS old locatoon in New Providence. Spent another 240 for a massage, CBJ, and CFS.

The next time i saw her at horizon spa. I was planning to see someone else based on reviews, but she was the one who answered the door. She played dumb like she didnt remember me and I asked for the girl I saw a review of politely. She obliged but the girl based on the reviews looked out of sorts and I wasnt sure if it was a decoy, but gave and agreed to do a session with sabrina. Declining her at first and the memory of what she did to me that last time made the session run more smoothly and she did everything without whining. However, in the time since our first session she grew the gut. She hid it the whole session and I assumed she was embarassed to be working while pregnant. I found it kind of hot to be bangin a pregnant chick, but your clairifcation ends that fantasy.

Ive been to tons of LMPs but never bliss. I always thought they only kept thin modelesque girls to charge a premium over other places but I guess they are bending the rules now.
 

Curiosity21

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Title: Review: Bliss Edison- Laugh @ My Pain
Date: Aug 23, 2023
Phone: 732-243-9988
City: Edison
State: Garden
Location: Corner Plaza next to pizza shop
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 60 HF+ 200 and more
Nationality: Latina
Age Estimate: 30-40
Physical Description: Sabrina: fair looking brownskin Dominican, 5’7. Maybe natty top but obvious MM bottom. Protruding gut. Sam: Pretty lightskin Colombian, 5’5 MM top & bottom. Nicely done.

Recommendation: No
Thanks for the review ive been debating going here recently and now I definitely wont be going!
 

Kevjack902

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Thanks for the review ive been debating going here recently and now I definitely wont be going!
Hey man the place is nice and I think each room is spacious with a shower and tub. My first visit was fun so I wouldn’t say count them out all together. Just maybe ask for a line up and well reviewed provider. Learn from my mistakes and you should fare better. That’s the goal of this site right?
 

ChrisChristiesBurner

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Hey man the place is nice and I think each room is spacious with a shower and tub. My first visit was fun so I wouldn’t say count them out all together. Just maybe ask for a line up and well reviewed provider. Learn from my mistakes and you should fare better. That’s the goal of this site right?
Yeah I was always under the assumption thier talent was the best. Hopefully more toftt to give the good girls some business
 

Rustyshackleford

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Do you have low self esteem? It’s not up to me how others spend their coin. But it seems like you’re giving more than you should. Especially since you’re really not getting a good return on your investment.
 

TheAwry

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Correct me if I’m wrong, but this kind of scam seems less likely in an AMP. Not to say it could never happen in such places. Asking for another house fee was out of line, I think. You pay that fee once to rent the table for an hour. Live and learn.
 

Curiosity21

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Hey man the place is nice and I think each room is spacious with a shower and tub. My first visit was fun so I wouldn’t say count them out all together. Just maybe ask for a line up and well reviewed provider. Learn from my mistakes and you should fare better. That’s the goal of this site right?
True I shall think about it some more!
 
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