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Review: Bianca’s Monique TOFTT ( so you don’t have to)
- Thread starter Thelizardking32
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Seems to be a big separation between Bianca and the girls. I don’t think she even knows any of them at all, so she takes whatever they tell her. Or she’s just purely bullshitting which is very likely. Bad business practice but that’s definitely a big reason why the roster seems to be shrinking daily and we’re seeing so many new girls
Look, I'm very familiar with Bianca, let me tell you. She's running a business, folks, an honest business. It's not an easy job, let me tell you – managing a website, a Twitter account, recruiting top-notch talent, and keeping those clients happy. Now, I've got to be honest, her employees and customers, they might not always be the cream of the crop. The truth is, the girl's got a taste for the finer things, looking for that quick cash to fund those extravagant vacations. And her clients, they're more interested in complaining on forums than putting in the real effort to improve themselves and find their dream partners.
Now, before anyone starts complaining about the quality or Bianca's management style, maybe they should take a page out of my book. You know what I did? I worked hard, folks, really hard, and I achieved great things. So, if you want something, you've got to put in the work, just like I did. It's about knowing what you want and putting in that tremendous effort to make it happen. Believe me, I know all about that.
Now, before anyone starts complaining about the quality or Bianca's management style, maybe they should take a page out of my book. You know what I did? I worked hard, folks, really hard, and I achieved great things. So, if you want something, you've got to put in the work, just like I did. It's about knowing what you want and putting in that tremendous effort to make it happen. Believe me, I know all about that.
Let me tell you something, folks. This world we're living in, it's not perfect. Not by a long shot. People, they lie all the time, believe me. Girls, they lie about their age, their looks, and oh boy, they say they enjoy your company. And you know what else? Men, they look their wives right in the eyes and tell 'em they're faithful as can be. Can you believe it?
Now, picture this. A friend, a coworker, a family member, they come up to you, and they start asking questions. 'Hey, why was your car parked over at that Totowa hotel last month?' What do you say? Do you give 'em the truth, or do you cook up a story about getting lost? It's a tough call, folks.
You know why people lie? It's 'cause they care. Deep down, they do. They wanna protect feelings, they wanna keep things smooth. And I gotta say, if there's some kind of Latin parlor out there with pictures that actually match the real deal, and they're giving you a 100% guarantee of wins, all while keeping the prices nice and low, tell us so we can start going there instead
Now, picture this. A friend, a coworker, a family member, they come up to you, and they start asking questions. 'Hey, why was your car parked over at that Totowa hotel last month?' What do you say? Do you give 'em the truth, or do you cook up a story about getting lost? It's a tough call, folks.
You know why people lie? It's 'cause they care. Deep down, they do. They wanna protect feelings, they wanna keep things smooth. And I gotta say, if there's some kind of Latin parlor out there with pictures that actually match the real deal, and they're giving you a 100% guarantee of wins, all while keeping the prices nice and low, tell us so we can start going there instead
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Let me tell you, folks, I've been noticing that the new person in charge of that phone is doing a really fantastic job. They're even using their Twitter much more frequently, and just this morning, they had someone available bright and early for those who needed to make a quick stop before heading to work. Today's lineup, by the way, could very well be one of the best lineups they've ever had, and I have a feeling they've been hearing the critics loud and clear when it comes to the concerns about the drop-off in service. Now, I'm not trying to paint myself as a white knight here, but I've got to say, they are really giving it their all, and that's something you have to admire, folks.
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