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Review: Avoid Parsippany
- Thread starter Ziti1234
- Start date
To those who think I went bbfs the answer is no. I faked and left. She switched to go that route and thankfully switched to doggie to make it easy to say I came. I posted this to warn others to avoid at all costs. We all make bad decisions at some point and this was mine just glad I walked away without getting deeper into it.
OK. We are beyond the territory of the movie hall pass and "fake chow" here. I have never heard of fake doggy. Either its in or its not.
I could do an entire stand up comedy routine on this write up and visit. I don't mean that to be mean sprites to the dude. However. So much of this doest seem right that it's insane
I could do an entire stand up comedy routine on this write up and visit. I don't mean that to be mean sprites to the dude. However. So much of this doest seem right that it's insane
Andrew “Dice” Ziti1234
“So I walk into this whoooores room, and I see d-rug paraphernalia all over the place and I say- hey honey - you in pharmaceutical sales- oooooooh!”
“Now this chick’s crotch looks like a haunted house - so I bend her over doggy style and she says “fuck me honey” - and I say “I’m already done honey” and she says “already?” and I say “yeah - now knock $50 bucks off the top you fucking whooooore - ooooohhh!
“So I walk into this whoooores room, and I see d-rug paraphernalia all over the place and I say- hey honey - you in pharmaceutical sales- oooooooh!”
“Now this chick’s crotch looks like a haunted house - so I bend her over doggy style and she says “fuck me honey” - and I say “I’m already done honey” and she says “already?” and I say “yeah - now knock $50 bucks off the top you fucking whooooore - ooooohhh!
