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Review: Aqua Spa - Edgewater, NJ

rajhorn

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Good for you man. It takes a lot of willpower to do this. Initially I would just go along but I’ve been walking out myself these days too. Money doesn’t come cheap to waste it on 60+ grandmothers.
 

izekab1891

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This place used to be my go to but has been dead for a while. Last time here I had the similar urge to just walk out but was maybe too nice so settled for “just a massage please”. The MMS here just doesn’t have the pull to get under 40s here. Her network is women just like her!
 

rajhorn

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This place used to be my go to but has been dead for a while. Last time here I had the similar urge to just walk out but was maybe too nice so settled for “just a massage please”. The MMS here just doesn’t have the pull to get under 40s here. Her network is women just like her!
They get lazy because they get a constantly supply of nice guys who just go with the flow. Mostly 50+ white old men.
 

Dc46

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Timtinytool2

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They get lazy because they get a constantly supply of nice guys who just go with the flow. Mostly 50+ white old men.
This constant supply keeps them in business and pays the bills. Notice they have been open a long time. Never closed (that I can remember). You want younger? Go to Hawaii or Queen, sometimes Edgewater #1. Aqua, Hudson, River Spa cater to an older Asian + White clientele. Don't expect 80 degrees in January. It is, what it is.
 

BMan10001

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Convince us? You me just you? Why convince us?
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Huh? What I mean by “convince” is when the mamasan tries to make a reluctant visitor partake by saying things like, “XYZ is good. Stay,” and etc.
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At Aqua during my visit, none of that. It was like they knew themselves that their offerings were disappointing.
 
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