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Review: Another shitty review... 785 Selina

11377

Take your useless bullshit and GTFO
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Showing up drunk at a spa in Passaic late a night. What could go wrong? Haha!
This was my second time at 785
On my first visit (Not Selina... didn't get her name), while the service was good, fell short in the looks department.
I thought beer goggles would help... but apparently wearing 2 beer goggles had less than the desired effect.
 

11377

Take your useless bullshit and GTFO
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Pop a V before you go in. That way you know your unit will behave and you can just relax and enjoy the ride.
Never did V... or anything of the sort... not against it... just never tried
I am not a big guy but nor am I small... at least I think but I am not sure if want to walk around in Passaic with hard-on even if its just crossing Main Ave
 

DireStraits

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Never did V... or anything of the sort... not against it... just never tried
I am not a big guy but nor am I small... at least I think but I am not sure if want to walk around in Passaic with hard-on even if its just crossing Main Ave
You are one funny brother. You only get hard after taking Viagra if you are aroused. You can walk around just fine until something stimulates you sexually. Do you think that every guy that takes Viagra is hard all the time?
 

js_07663

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You are one funny brother. You only get hard after taking Viagra if you are aroused. You can walk around just fine until something stimulates you sexually. Do you think that every guy that takes Viagra is hard all the time?
Viagra only lasts for 4 hours. Cialis lasts for 8 hours, so you have more flexible timing. They don't make you hard, they make it easier to get hard when you're aroused.

You should take them at least an hour before your encounter to insure they've taken effect.

think of it as insuring you're getting your money's worth and making your provider's job easier. IMHO, it's no different than brushing your teeth, showering or shaving before you go.
 
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