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Review: Alisa in Ironbound

Barry White

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#6
best review ever! I had to read it five times since I coudn't beleive you asked her to put her robe back on. From what I have read massage envy never comes in naked..try them next time.

But all kidding aside, sorry it wasn't what you were looking for. Maybe try again with Lindsey?
 

therave

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#9
I think I was there a while back. Pre-pandemic because I remember no masks. Ground floor of a house, gated. Two girls there - both had fake photos on Craigslist, of course, but one looks similar. Both equally blah looking. Into a large, clean room. I had initially enquired for an hour naked, but when she asked what I wanted I said 60 minutes clothed. Not sure I would have asked her to put her clothes back on, but given the option up front I opted to save myself some money for a not-so-great view. Descent massage. She was nice enough. Not great therapeutic, not hot enough for much else. I won't go back.
 

Ampmonger

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#13
Anyone else been to this spot?
I went there some time last year and had Jennifer, another girl from this group (I believe there are 3 total). I reviewed her after I saw her but the details seem similar.

She's an attractive medium build blonde with nice full C's. She entered the room clothed but offered topless for .5 extra. I agreed and she started the massage.

She used WAY too much oil, like every 30 seconds she would pump her hand full and slather it all over me. It legitimately took 2 showers before my skin felt right again. Her technique was solid, good pressure and spent a little extra time on my feet as I requested. She asked a few times during the session how I was feeling and if I liked it.

She had me flip and performed a nice slow sensual HE while staring me right in the eyes the entire time (threw me off a little but didn't stop me from finishing). She offered a lone baby wipe to clean myself off, may as well have been a used bar napkin considering how covered I was in oil.

On my way out she introduced me to Lindsay who was the girl pictured in the CL ad at the time, only she had to be 10 years older than her pics. Jennifer told me they offer doubles but considering I paid $1.75 for a topless tug that left me feeling like a can of crisco I haven't been back.
 

LaBop1

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#20
I had Lindsey about a year ago. Didn't look quite as good as that pic above. Good massage tho. I believe it started at about .8 or so. But there were 2 upgrades that could lead to about 2.0 at that time.
 
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