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Review: AiAi @ Shangrila

Sintax

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Title: Review: AiAi @ Shangrila
Date: Dec 6, 2022
Phone: 267-585-6866
City: NYC
Location: Midtown
Age Estimate: Gonna go with late twenties, early thirties, usual disclaimers apply
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: fertility goddess

Recommendation: Yes
I was thinking the exact same thing! Not really, but the essence is roughly the same. While there’s a lot to unpack here (I’m not getting the rugby vibe) she is definitely the hottie sassy bartender you keep going back to even though the bar sucks. Curvy, firm, fun, sexy and slutty all rolled up.
 

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I was thinking the exact same thing! Not really, but the essence is roughly the same. While there’s a lot to unpack here (I’m not getting the rugby vibe) she is definitely the hottie sassy bartender you keep going back to even though the bar sucks. Curvy, firm, fun, sexy and slutty all rolled up.
Hah, now that you mention it maybe rugby is a reach but her height is an obstacle for other sports. How about soccer?

Also can't believe that I didn't use the word fecund in the review. Could have shrunk the summary to tow words. Fecund, animalistic.
 

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Hah, now that you mention it maybe rugby is a reach but her height is an obstacle for other sports. How about soccer?

Also can't believe that I didn't use the word fecund in the review. Could have shrunk the summary to tow words. Fecund, animalistic.
I’m going with cheerleader or gymnast. “Fecund” would throw people off - sounds too much like ass play.
 

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I like gymnast which also makes me think of figure skater but neither of those are team sports and somehow that seems like an important piece of the puzzle. Cheerleading, I dunno she doesn't seem like a cheerleader to me personality-wise and I'm not into cheerleaders myself but am totally into aiai.

As far as the word fecund, we're gonna have to agree to disagree. In the event that the word is unfamiliar it just takes a few keystrokes to get to associations with fertility and abundance, nothing about ass.
 

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I like gymnast which also makes me think of figure skater but neither of those are team sports and somehow that seems like an important piece of the puzzle. Cheerleading, I dunno she doesn't seem like a cheerleader to me personality-wise and I'm not into cheerleaders myself but am totally into aiai.

As far as the word fecund, we're gonna have to agree to disagree. In the event that the word is unfamiliar it just takes a few keystrokes to get to associations with fertility and abundance, nothing about ass.
I’m thinking of the cool cheerleaders I grew up with on LI or maybe Jersey- not like those from Ole Miss or UG. Joking about fecund. Good word.
 

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I’m thinking of the cool cheerleaders I grew up with on LI or maybe Jersey- not like those from Ole Miss or UG. Joking about fecund. Good word.
LI/Jersey cheerleaders vs. Mississippi/Georgia ones. Hmmm. Many thoughts and most of them crack me up.

If nymphomaniac, slim thick szechuan cheerleaders is a thing in Jersey and LI I'm definitely going for another degree,
 
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