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Review: A Tale of Two Helens, part I

Retired031424

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Title: Review: A Tale of Two Helens. part I
Date: Jun 11, 2023
Phone: 929-992-8866
City: NYC
State: NY
Location: midtown

House Fee and Tip (if applicable) 360 plus 40
Age Estimate: 35 usual disclaimers
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: Perfect spinner

Recommendation: Yes
 

wasper

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I love the term dildi and plan to use it frequently. Interestingly, Encyclopedia Britannica days dildos is the proper spelling, whereas Merriam-Webster says dildos and dildoes are equally acceptable.
 

Dynaguy

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I love the term dildi and plan to use it frequently. Interestingly, Encyclopedia Britannica days dildos is the proper spelling, whereas Merriam-Webster says dildos and dildoes are equally acceptable.
Do either Encyclopedia Britannica or Merriam-Webster put a space between BBBJ and CIM, or do they have it all run together: “BBBJCIM”?

It’d be good if you can get back to me before I put up another review.
 

wasper

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I have to admit I was unable to substantiate the term but I liked it enough to use it anyway. Could equally use dildae. Kinda wish I'd thought of that before.
Usage of -ae is actually the proper pluralization for something else:

"I went to a cat house and was greeting by a stunning array of vaginae"
 

wasper

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Do either Encyclopedia Britannica or Merriam-Webster put a space between BBBJ and CIM, or do they have it all run together: “BBBJCIM”?

It’d be good if you can get back to me before I put up another review.
Colloquial usage allows for either; the only restriction is that you must run them together if you are a premature ejaculator.
 
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