Gang, after hearing some, lets say "misunderstandings", in PMs, I'd like to clarify some things for people who aren't that familiar with my past reviews.
This was supposed to be a very positive review. But in my attempts to be both fully nuanced and entertaining I think I've overstated some of these "nuances". Basically, as referenced above, my soul is shriveled and decrepit.
So. When I guessed 40, I mean she seems about the same age as PH Tori, give or take. (No idea how old Tori really is either). Younger than Michelle and Hannah for example. These girls ALL look younger than their real age, or so I've been led to believe. 3 years ago, meeting a girl who looks like Harper I'd have guessed 29. The voice thing was kind of a silly aside with a tiny grain of truth. I said "BIT". She has a perfectly nice normal adult feminine voice. It's not like Harvey Fierstein.
And as for faces, I happen to be unusually sensitive, for whatever reason to certain kinds of work on the face. I think in Harper's case maybe it's NOT even to the level of AL Cherry, and AL Cherry is a god damn superstar. I think most of you will not be like me, and instead most if you will see in front of you what I saw in the mirror: a VERY pretty girl bordering on beautiful. Who gives great great service. And was really really nice to me and took care of me and I'm basically an ungrateful asshole for saying some of that stuff the way I said it in the private section.
If you look at who I've reviewed since, say, August, there is nobody in that group I would say is an obvious no-brainer superior all-around date to Harper. So who I might recommend to you from that group would depend on your personal tastes, and Harper might very well be #1 after hearing what you like. OTOH Harper is clearly superior to like half of that group, and I bet a bunch of you would say she is the #1 prettiest girl among that particular selection. And her body is in the running too if you're not particularly boob-centric. (July is a completely different question on all fronts, so let's not go that far back in time).
I hear she may already be gone from GGS, but if and when she resurfaces you should absolutely see her as soon as you can. Hopefully it'll be with one of the names she's already been using so we dont have to play these guessing games.