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Review: 890 spa open during zombie apocalypse

noncomformist

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#21
It's a serious virus. We all know how nice it feels to get a rub down and a rub off. It's exciting and naughty. But you know what isn't exciting and naughty? Not being able to breathe and saying good bye to your families because you are on a ventilator and they can't come visit you in the hospital. Not trying to sound like a dick but is it worth it? Really do you want to risk DYING just to get a massage and a rub off? How pathetic are some of you?
I'm mongering because I live alone and work remotely. That and I'm also in the age range where there has been like a 0.4% fatality rate and a fair amount of those had significant comorbidities I don't have. So it's a calculated risk spurred on by boredom. God knows when I grocery shopping I get exposed to more people than when I potentially monger.
 

Bricktop

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#22
It's a serious virus. We all know how nice it feels to get a rub down and a rub off. It's exciting and naughty. But you know what isn't exciting and naughty? Not being able to breathe and saying good bye to your families because you are on a ventilator and they can't come visit you in the hospital. Not trying to sound like a dick but is it worth it? Really do you want to risk DYING just to get a massage and a rub off? How pathetic are some of you?
If you have love ones just jerk off or get a life like silicone doll.
 
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