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Review: 785 joy
- Thread starter SajiSensei
- Start date
If basics are all we needed, here is a template for everyone:
Fill in her name here _________
30-40s chinese woman
Pretty face and long black hair
Foreplay: cat bath from nipple to junior
Nice bbbj and good suction
CFS: cowgirl, kg, mission, finish in bag
Not much English
Good smile and good eye contact
I have a good time.
60/100 for the hour
You are welcome.
Fill in her name here _________
30-40s chinese woman
Pretty face and long black hair
Foreplay: cat bath from nipple to junior
Nice bbbj and good suction
CFS: cowgirl, kg, mission, finish in bag
Not much English
Good smile and good eye contact
I have a good time.
60/100 for the hour
You are welcome.
The template was supposed to be sarcastic. My basic list would be more like this:
1. Face (is she attractive based on your standard ?)
2. Physical (height, slim or thick, curve, top size, man-made or natural etc)
3. Attitude and style (friendliness, shyness, submissive or dominant, mechanical or new to the game, clock watcher etc)
4. Intimacy (LFK, DFK, eye contact etc)
5. How accommodating she is (cbj or bbbj, daty, rim job, finger in butt hole, p2p etc)
6. Reaction (make any sounds, real or fake moan, dead fish, sensitive spots etc)
7. HF and tips
1. Face (is she attractive based on your standard ?)
2. Physical (height, slim or thick, curve, top size, man-made or natural etc)
3. Attitude and style (friendliness, shyness, submissive or dominant, mechanical or new to the game, clock watcher etc)
4. Intimacy (LFK, DFK, eye contact etc)
5. How accommodating she is (cbj or bbbj, daty, rim job, finger in butt hole, p2p etc)
6. Reaction (make any sounds, real or fake moan, dead fish, sensitive spots etc)
7. HF and tips
You guys think this is my first rodeo or something? I went in saw Brody in the stand up shower, went for the lay down, got a nice catbath with the nozzle (prepaid) put on the last man's slippers of course, walked into the hallway like a Don with my Jim swinging to let the other patrons see Jim Jim if they were in the hallway. Mamasan saw Jim and gave a good compliment on girth, they punched the card and I was back to the KFC joint looking for scratches on the whip, and burs on Jim from all that teeth on the blow
If your complaint is “this review can’t be accurate if ‘joy’ isn’t working at this place anymore,” - who cares? Names are like toilet paper in these places. How many CiCis, Joys, LuLus etc have been in spas? Girls change names all the time and often one girl uses a different name every time she changes spas. I have seen 3 girls named Joy at 785 alone in the past few years. It’s confusing from a review Standpoint but it’s part of the game. And as for a short review- quick and to the point is fine if that’s your style. It beats some of the endless reviews IMO where you learn where the guy had lunch before and how nobody’s willing to work anymore so get off my lawn…