Reflection of odd gifts: coveted and benefited. Don't ask for gifts back

[Dak_Sal]

Recalling some of the oddest gifts bestowed on these providers by other mongers. No, I don’t mean designer clothing, bags, jewelry, flowers, or sweets.

I just visit these ladies and give cash, which is king!

Some of these odd gifts given by other mongers - I've often coveted or benefited.

* Traeger smoker - insane. It was shipped to the provider and the provider gave it to me out of sheer size of the item. Glad I still had my truck . Brisket and ribs never tasted so good.

* Hibachi grill - provider was a great cook.

*George Forman grill - the one with a fancy stand.

*Air fryer -

*Sewing machine - $1,500. Professional grade. I did not know it could cost this much.

*Heavy duty, popcorn maker: similar to the ones you see at an amusement parks.

*Pasta Maker - with all the attachments.

*Electronic keyboard with stand- the provider didn’t even know how to play any instruments let alone read music.

*car - (about 6 years ago) the provider didn’t even know how to drive. I wonder who paid for insurance, registration, and storage.

Mongers be sensible and but don’t ask for the gifts back. I've heard stories where the mongers asked for bags, fur coats, and cash gifts ($7,500 or more) back because they regretted their gift.

Have fun out there and treat the ladies with respect.

 

[John6615]

I like the car one the most, she doesn't even know how to drive, lol!!!!

I find that, for me, just repeating appts is all you really need to do to make my girls happy and me get the warm glow treatment of being a regular. I don't like making it more complicated than that, I like to keep things simple

 

[Offbrand]

I could use a smoker lol

 

[zbr]

Simps gonna simp

 

[Alexander650]

Recalling some of the oddest gifts bestowed on these providers by other mongers. No, I don’t mean designer clothing, bags, jewelry, flowers, or sweets.

I just visit these ladies and give cash, which is king!

Some of these odd gifts given by other mongers - I've often coveted or benefited.

* Traeger smoker - insane. It was shipped to the provider and the provider gave it to me out of sheer size of the item. Glad I still had my truck . Brisket and ribs never tasted so good.

* Hibachi grill - provider was a great cook.

*George Forman grill - the one with a fancy stand.

*Air fryer -

*Sewing machine - $1,500. Professional grade. I did not know it could cost this much.

*Heavy duty, popcorn maker: similar to the ones you see at an amusement parks.

*Pasta Maker - with all the attachments.

*Electronic keyboard with stand- the provider didn’t even know how to play any instruments let alone read music.

*car - (about 6 years ago) the provider didn’t even know how to drive. I wonder who paid for insurance, registration, and storage.

Mongers be sensible and but don’t ask for the gifts back. I've heard stories where the mongers asked for bags, fur coats, and cash gifts ($7,500 or more) back because they regretted their gift.

Have fun out there and treat the ladies with respect.

Honestly the sad one is flowers. I saw a girl regularly who had a trash bag full of mostly roses. She asked me why guys don't just give her an extra tip. That would make her so much more happier. Some girls get comfortable with you and ask you to get them normal stuff. One girl I would text to make an appointment would ask for ice cream every time I saw her lol. I don't know how she didn't get fat because I saw her a lot. But in the end if you want to win points with a girl tip her and the next time you come back she will go the extra mile.

 

[Ricosuave12]

car - (about 6 years ago) the provider didn’t even know how to drive. I wonder who paid for insurance, registration, and storage.

Mongers be sensible and but don’t ask for the gifts back. I've heard stories where the mongers asked for bags, fur coats, and cash gifts ($7,500 or more) back because they regretted their gift.

I remember a dude who bought a jeep wrangler for a girl on OF!

Mongers who ask for gifts back were probably caught by their SO

 

[Angry Pussy Hunt]

I used to bring one girl noodles at her request, and I brought Lucy some sushi once because she said she never had time for lunch. Aside from that, just the occasional extra tip if we've had a particularly good time.

 

[ureskimobro]

Money is always best. The only gift I’ve ever given is underwear. It’s really more a gift for me. I get them an outfit I want to see them in. Make sure you get their size first.

 

[Alexander650]

Money is always best. The only gift I’ve ever given is underwear. It’s really more a gift for me. I get them an outfit I want to see them in. Make sure you get their size first.

I didn't even think about this because I guess I didn't consider it a gift. Have bought numerous school girl outfits for girls I see regularly. Some are so amazing about it. I bought one for nixie and she added stocking, pigtails and glasses herself!! She even tried getting into character. Amazing girls like this are so few over the years. Thanks for reminding of past amazing adventures with your post.

 

[pjilca69]

Long ago one of my regular providers texted me and offered some fresh abalone that another "customer" had given to her, and she couldn't eat all of at once and didn't want it to go to waste. She cooked some up for me when I arrived. It was delicious and so was our free "dessert" session afterwards. I wanted to pay her but she insisted no since she invited me over in her "off-duty" time... Happened only once and never spoke of it after that time.

 

[Champak]

My ATF tried to give me all chocolates that customers bring for her. She said she hates chocolates. So do I. She told me to give it to someone else. She can't say No to her customers as it hurts their feelings.

I also give small gifts and bring favorite food for my k-girl. But I always ask first what she likes.

On my way out, my ATF opened trash to throw starbucks cup. I saw fresh roses in that trash. What else they would do with those flowers. Lol.

 

[Alexander650]

My ATF tried to give me all chocolates that customers bring for her. She said she hates chocolates. So do I. She told me to give it to someone else. She can't say No to her customers as it hurts their feelings.

I also give small gifts and bring favorite food for my k-girl. But I always ask first what she likes.

On my way out, my ATF opened trash to throw starbucks cup. I saw fresh roses in that trash. What else they would do with those flowers. Lol.

It's truly ming blogging why guys would think flowers to a whore is a good idea. I have a similar story of a girl I saw regularly offering me cake every time I saw her. She said her regular customer always brings her cake but she doesn't know how to tell him to stop. Whatever money you guys want to spend on dumb gifts just give it to the whore that is what she wants most.

 

[splv]

Every provider I know yawns at flowers and chocolates. One of my favorites once gave me a whole stack of chocolate boxes she and her roommate collected from Valentine's Day. It was more than a dozen boxes. I put them in a bag and gave them to some homeless people.
I am sure there are some gifts that really do score points though, like Hermes handbag, green card, etc.

 

[Joneboy]

There is considerable nuance to gifting flowers in different countries and cultures. So too are the specific flowers themselves. The Chinese have an idiom, 赠人玫瑰，手有余香; roughly translating ‘the roses in her hand, the flavor in mine. A red envelope and a small gift from the Chanel beauty counter at Macy’s or Nordstrom is universally appreciated, never discarded, and always remembered. Yours Truly,
Older Than Dirt.

 

[Seconda]

As an old man at heart, I also second the red envelope. Cash is king, but the extra effort in getting a nice envelope makes it a nice gift. Same with the brand name gift cards. In general, stay away from stuff you'd give a gf, instead go for stuff you'd give a friend.