Quirky phrases

[sukebetako]

Quick question for my fellow mongers... I'm going to meet up with an AMP provider on her day off. One thing we agreed on is for me to help her with her English. Do you like some of the quirky phrases or would you rather have them corrected?

Currently she says "Oh, so strong!" should I teach her to say "Damn, your cock is so hard"
Currently "oh, Fuck You, Fuck You", should I teach her "I want you to Fuck me" or "I want to Fuck You"

Many many more.... feel free to add to the list of keeper phrases and/or one's which need fixing.

Looking forward to the laughs.

 

[HarryLun]

The holidays are near.............teach her to say "Hoe Hoe Hoe"

 

[StackingSats]

Lucky you to get to meet her on her day off. I forged a nice relationship with a girl from Izumi a while back, and we'd meet up on her time off, though I think she takes advantage a bit and we don't really stay in touch much any more.

 

[sukebetako]

After the loss of Stephanie (Crystal Springs), I learned to get contact info from anyone I would miss if they shut down. My contacts pages are filling up.

Lucky you to get to meet her on her day off. I forged a nice relationship with a girl from Izumi a while back, and we'd meet up on her time off, though I think she takes advantage a bit and we don't really stay in touch much any more.

 

[Humussm]

After the loss of Stephanie (Crystal Springs), I learned to get contact info from anyone I would miss if they shut down. My contacts pages are filling up.

She's missed, my perfect provider ♥️

 

[Big_Bird]

Your recommendations are solid

 

[Big_Bird]

I have one repeat and whenever I see her she tells me she’s been thinking of me and has missed me. I know it’s probably bullshit but makes me feel good. She follows up with amazing dfk and seems to really enjoy herself

 

[CommandoLou]

Omg Lily at Tesia loves to overdo the I miss you shit. Too much too fake.

 

[Queque1337]

Omg Lily at Tesia loves to overdo the I miss you shit. Too much too fake.

Cause she knows half the dudes that see her eat it up hahaha

 

[hellastiff]

“No working today?” Or “how you know this place?”

Lol jk

i also get a laugh when they start asking me which provider/colleague I think is better provider. The gossiping disguised as baiting for an ego boost.