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Providers not getting on top

RelaxedDemon

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This has happened to me lots of times where the provider says you top I can’t you to big, now I no I am not to big, wtf it’s gone in either way if your on top or bent over
 

boominggems

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This has happened to me lots of times where the provider says you top I can’t you to big, now I no I am not to big, wtf it’s gone in either way if your on top or bent over
You haven’t found the right provider then ;) keep searching, or maybe you might not be paying enough for them to be willing to get on top… but there’s plenty in South & Central Jersey.
 

freebeer2go

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CG position or on top is the most strenuous position for providers, just imagine how your legs/back would feel if you had to do CG for at least 10 minutes every hour for 10 hours straight, every single day. I think many older providers won't be able to do it, I'm sure some could though.
 

Hugeinasia

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CG position or on top is the most strenuous position for providers, just imagine how your legs/back would feel if you had to do CG for at least 10 minutes every hour for 10 hours straight, every single day. I think many older providers won't be able to do it, I'm sure some could though.
They could file a workers comp claim.
 

RelaxedDemon

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CG position or on top is the most strenuous position for providers, just imagine how your legs/back would feel if you had to do CG for at least 10 minutes every hour for 10 hours straight, every single day. I think many older providers won't be able to do it, I'm sure some could though.
Since my post I have had CG but it’s like less then 1 minute, I wasn’t thinking how often they do it and was I guess acting selfish
 

Meloveu

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This resource is for pointers, reviews and questions, all your comments are none of these your constant negative is not help.[/ what the f*** are you talking about nobody answered your question what provider won't ride your cock? You just came from DDD? Unless you're going in these places with barbed wire around your cock? I am the only one to answer your question and still you disrespect me I'm 300 for 300 so I can't relate to your question or even take it seriously do you understand now?
 

Meloveu

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… this is a very strange discussion.. rarely met a provider who didn’t transition to c/g after preliminaries..it’s like an opening move.. routine and quite predictable..
Yeah my answer was I never out of 300 visits and now I'm hearing s*** about the comment
 

Meloveu

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Just because you have the ability to comment doesn't mean you should in every single thread. If the topic of discussion isn't for you, just move on.
I can make a comment to any post or thread I want I answered his question and told him it's never happened to me in 300 visits and then I got this rude response(Don’t respond then, you are really getting in my nerves with your dumb shit) the guy above me said this is a strange discussion I said I said stupid question you want to ban me go ahead. Until then I will comment on anything I want
 

continentaljo

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I can make a comment to any post or thread I want I answered his question and told him it's never happened to me in 300 visits and then I got this rude response(Don’t respond then, you are really getting in my nerves with your dumb shit) the guy above me said this is a strange discussion I said I said stupid question you want to ban me go ahead. Until then I will comment on anything I want
Meathead, it is the way you respond with your babbling, non-stop, rambling, inarticulate, nonsensical, incoherent, illogical, meaningless, senseless, annoying, irritating, tiresome, incomprehensible, pointless, indecipherable, unintelligible diarrhea mouth that many have had enough of you.

Some on here would want to put a 'like' on my comment but then they have to hear you spout off your wrath of threats. With all the great and wonderful sex you have had and the hundreds of women you have been with and all the free sex you get from these AMP's and the tens of thousands of dollars you have saved on tipping one would think you would be a very calm, relaxed and easy going person. Why are you such a maniac?
 

Meloveu

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Meathead, it is the way you respond with your babbling, non-stop, rambling, inarticulate, nonsensical, incoherent, illogical, meaningless, senseless, annoying, irritating, tiresome, incomprehensible, pointless, indecipherable, unintelligible diarrhea mouth that many have had enough of you.

Some on here would want to put a 'like' on my comment but then they have to hear you spout off your wrath of threats. With all the great and wonderful sex you have had and the hundreds of women you have been with and all the free sex you get from these AMP's and the tens of thousands of dollars you have saved on tipping one would think you would be a very calm, relaxed and easy going person. Why are you such a maniac?
So thats the jealousy I want to hear from you took your four years faggit now go fuck yourself cornholio. I gave you my address you antisocial piece of shit.
 

Meloveu

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Meathead, it is the way you respond with your babbling, non-stop, rambling, inarticulate, nonsensical, incoherent, illogical, meaningless, senseless, annoying, irritating, tiresome, incomprehensible, pointless, indecipherable, unintelligible diarrhea mouth that many have had enough of you.

Some on here would want to put a 'like' on my comment but then they have to hear you spout off your wrath of threats. With all the great and wonderful sex you have had and the hundreds of women you have been with and all the free sex you get from these AMP's and the tens of thousands of dollars you have saved on tipping one would think you would be a very calm, relaxed and easy going person. Why are you such a maniac?
There you got your like
Meathead, it is the way you respond with your babbling, non-stop, rambling, inarticulate, nonsensical, incoherent, illogical, meaningless, senseless, annoying, irritating, tiresome, incomprehensible, pointless, indecipherable, unintelligible diarrhea mouth that many have had enough of you.

Some on here would want to put a 'like' on my comment but then they have to hear you spout off your wrath of threats. With all the great and wonderful sex you have had and the hundreds of women you have been with and all the free sex you get from these AMP's and the tens of thousands of dollars you have saved on tipping one would think you would be a very calm, relaxed and easy going person. Why are you such a maniac?
There you got your like I'm in your head you little b**** I have been for 4 years you don't have no review credits you just come on here to make your little comments and then that's where the champ comes in b**** where I tell you the f*** off now I called you out b**** [removed threatening comment]
 
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Meloveu

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You see continentaljo I am a legend and always will be. You have not done shit for this forum or any mongers just prove you are a dildo, criticism of Grammer or spelling, well Cheapcharlie kdog meloveu are the legends. Im in conversations currently with 15 mongers currently and have talked with hundreds about getting their dicks wet. Atleast 6 in the last month have told me what a jerkoff you are cornholio. I dont need this forum never have, You gave one ddd review in 3 years, but have tried to insult me or others dozens of times, So you are gonna get me banned lol BFD I'm your daddy you little bitch. Doesn't hurt me you listed the legends accomplishments im in your head cornholio, from day 1 I have wanted to rub it in the face of clowns like you. Mission completed. Maybe you will get 20 PM's a week now for info on places. That you said my fellow mongers dont need. Bitch I will be in that gargoyle head of yours for another 4 years
 
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