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Planning trip to Thailand
- Thread starter Toaster456
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Dude...no escort. What do you want the escort for? To show you around? Hire a real tour guide then, but I can tell you for sure, there's not much to see in Pattaya. It's just a beach city filled with bars and girls, and the beaches are dirty. If you have a street map, you can walk to anywhere you want to see in Pattaya or take a tuk tuk. Literally you're just there to do as @SaltyCatBear...eat, drink, and fuck. There isn't much to do besides that.
You will be jet lagged, so you're not going to do much during the day other than maybe visit a soapie (which you have to try) or go to Soi 6 for some daytime action if you have energy. Otherwise, you'll be eating (make sure you try the street food!) and then bar hopping to find a hot girl for the night. Get a girl and then maybe go to a club to dance, and then you bang her all night. Wake up, maybe get breakfast with her, say bye, then sleep until the next night.
As someone else mentioned, finding the girl is half the fun. Walking into a gogo or bar and seeing dozens of half naked girls, each of who want you to barfine them, is a thrill. Why would you pre-hire an escort? It's like bringing sand to the beach.
You should also think about what you're gonna do between sessions or if you're awake during they day. You will walk around in the beginning but that gets old fast. You'll probably be hung over too. I'd bring my laptop and put a bunch of shows or movies on them that you haven't had time to watch.
You will be jet lagged, so you're not going to do much during the day other than maybe visit a soapie (which you have to try) or go to Soi 6 for some daytime action if you have energy. Otherwise, you'll be eating (make sure you try the street food!) and then bar hopping to find a hot girl for the night. Get a girl and then maybe go to a club to dance, and then you bang her all night. Wake up, maybe get breakfast with her, say bye, then sleep until the next night.
As someone else mentioned, finding the girl is half the fun. Walking into a gogo or bar and seeing dozens of half naked girls, each of who want you to barfine them, is a thrill. Why would you pre-hire an escort? It's like bringing sand to the beach.
You should also think about what you're gonna do between sessions or if you're awake during they day. You will walk around in the beginning but that gets old fast. You'll probably be hung over too. I'd bring my laptop and put a bunch of shows or movies on them that you haven't had time to watch.
I just slept and recover from the hangover. It gets annoying when a girl stays over the night, I have breakfast or lunch with her, and she wants to stay to go party again at night. Like I have to tell her that me and my friends have other plans, and I had to avoid seeing her at the same bar at night.
I totally agree. That is actually the hard part sometimes....the girl will make you feel guilty for kicking them out and beg to see you the next night. This is what happens when supply is so much greater than demand. They know they might not have another customer for days or even weeks. I felt less guilty the longer I was there, knowing it's just part of the game and this girl doesn't really like me but my money.
The other option here if you are a little intimidated going to a city like this by yourself (I don't blame you) is to join that board I mentioned (pattaya-addicts.com) and make some friends. There are people on the board who live in Pattaya and, frankly, are bored so they like meeting new people from around the world. They have meet ups and stuff. Of course be safe, but you can PM them and get some rapport going. Before one of my solo trips, I randomly started talking to a guy from England on that board who was looking for info. He happened to be going the same week I was, so we met up and barhopped together for a bit. He was a cool dude although he hated the USA (it was fun arguing with him).
Honestly though, you can just study up and you should be fine. It's not a difficult place to get around. You really don't need an escort and, IMO, it's going to be more annoying than anything having her around all the time. You're going to want to sleep during the day, so what's she gonna do? At night, you're going to be girl hunting and you're going to see so many girls you think are hotter than your escort. That's guaranteed. So now you're going into bars with this escort and obviously having to buy her drinks, and probably turning off the girls in the bar/gogo because now they think you're taken. If you're alone, they will come up to you and sit on your lap and shit. So you don't want another girl there. It's not a good situation.
Pattaya is big but it's not like a regular major city. You can't get lost. You aren't going to be missing out on anything because you don't have a guide. There's no history to be taught or interesting things to learn. It's a warm place with a ton of cheap girls and a good place to relax. That's it.
Honestly though, you can just study up and you should be fine. It's not a difficult place to get around. You really don't need an escort and, IMO, it's going to be more annoying than anything having her around all the time. You're going to want to sleep during the day, so what's she gonna do? At night, you're going to be girl hunting and you're going to see so many girls you think are hotter than your escort. That's guaranteed. So now you're going into bars with this escort and obviously having to buy her drinks, and probably turning off the girls in the bar/gogo because now they think you're taken. If you're alone, they will come up to you and sit on your lap and shit. So you don't want another girl there. It's not a good situation.
Pattaya is big but it's not like a regular major city. You can't get lost. You aren't going to be missing out on anything because you don't have a guide. There's no history to be taught or interesting things to learn. It's a warm place with a ton of cheap girls and a good place to relax. That's it.
I can see that as an issue. Having to buy meals and her sleeping over can get old. I do know that some of the best meals I've had was because of the escort. And if they live within Pattaya, you can always let them know to take a break. The tour isn't about sightseeing. It's having a girl by you so you don't get propositioned by all the Indies. They can see you are already taken. Most importantly, having them there means you dictate the fun by your schedule. No surprise or disappointment, although the hunt is part of the fun. Plus, Escorts tends to be the better talent available. Both in looks and skills. They do come in handy negotiating with the bar girls.
https://thepattayanews.com/2020/09/...pproved-for-foreigners-traveling-to-thailand/
Looks like Thai government proposing mandatory health insurance purchased upon arrival. Premiums are based on country of origin based on covid severity. Americans will definitely be paying the highest rate.
Looks like Thai government proposing mandatory health insurance purchased upon arrival. Premiums are based on country of origin based on covid severity. Americans will definitely be paying the highest rate.
