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Paradise water works.

Retired 031824

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Is it me or has Paradise somehow cornered the market on the waterworks. From the time Yoyo arrived we've been hearing about her show but then it seems to me all the sudden Amy is also a squirter.. I'm not saying this is impossible but it just seems hard to believe with how rare this is,, let alone the amount of water works that apparently Yoyo is having on a regular basis.. it just seems unrealistic.
 

Anonajohn

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From the time Yoyo arrived we've been hearing about her show but then it seems to me all the sudden Amy is also a squirter..
I believe Amy already previously had the ability, but when Yoyo arrived and started making a big splash (literally and figuratively) with the talent, Amy decided to develop it further. Yoyo's waterworks is the real thing. I haven't experienced Amy's first-hand
 

Jerzeyboy

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My guess is that Amy is playing up whatever water works she can provide because it seems to be a big hit. However, she will be hard pressed to match Yoyo’s enthusiasm, passion, energy level, and number of orgasms. The women is a whirlwind in the bedroom. Not sure how anyone can stay her boyfriend. She’ll get bored too quickly.
 

Whizzard

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I just had a thought. What if you have a squirter IRL. What a messy pain in the ass it would be. You’d have to change the sheets every time you banged and the bed would be destroyed. Imagine rocking your SO at 11:00 at night, you finish and just want to roll over and go to sleep but no, gotta change the sheets because she missed hitting the 5 towels that were laid out.
 

kantuchdis

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It would be a pain in the ass - sleeping in piss soaked bedding - you could only poke her in the bathroom

I had a squirter in college - the drenching of the mattress was fun, then nasty, then cost money - to replace the mattress. I had enough of her...
 

Whizzard

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You'd need a zip on waterproof liner for your mattress and a shitload of extra sheets. Use the spare room bed while you're at it.
Yeah… imagine that. Having to buy a house with extra bedroom just so you can put down tile floors, a blowup mattress, coverings and a power washer, all to hose down your ladies outbursts! Lol
 

snackered

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Dating a regular squirter taught me it’s best to have a water-resistant sheet to throw on the bed as needed. Goes into the laundry when you’re done, you can mop up puddles from the extra juicy moments with a towel, and you’ll never be resigned to sleeping in the wet spot ever again.

Mine are from Sheets of San Francisco, but the ones to protect your sofa from puppies will work too, they just don’t come in shiny black haha!
 

snackered

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Where do you get these sheets? They could come in handy?
I think Amazon carries their line but didn’t have the big throw in stock so I ended up ordering it direct: https://sheetsofsanfrancisco.com/product/funsheet-plus-flat-sheet/ - since we fucked on the couch a lot it made sense to get the one that covered the most surface area!

You could pour out a liter of fluid on this with zero problem, super impressed with it. The ones made for puppies are usually in the sofa protector section of pet supplies on Amazon, and are smaller and cheaper, so you’ve got options.
 
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