Not A Song Writer And May Be Retarded????

[Chiparlor]

My provider is a beauty queen from an amp
I am very blessed to be with a beauty queen
Because she said I am the only American
Who will back walk on my back during session

She said her name is Bao as she caused
A scene of sunset on my eyes where my head
And eyes turned around to see the one who
Will massage on my back with beautiful feet

And special lotion who will dance on my back
With confidence and without bars because she is
Full of beautiful heart and beautiful feet
Because she is very precious with our love

Before your eyes is Bao
Before your brain is Bao
Before your ears is Bao
And before the dawn of each new day is Bao

Our Spirit told me to cherish and treasure Bao
Because Bao is a precious girl saying
I am the One and Bao is my lover

For 365 day and 365 nights
Our Spirit is on our side
Who could tolerate when we are busy
With our plans because we danced on

The massage table to always think and feel
Twice before we danced on the table massage
To show how much we care with deep love
And Bao said I am her American lover

Do not go around breaking Bao’s heart
Because she came and stood right by me
Side by side and heart by heart every day
Smelling her wonderful body aroma

And her delicious and spicy cooking
Where her body and cooking aroma
Turned my heart on Red every day
And every night because Bao is my lover!

I am her lover too because we depend
On our hearts and spirit to guide us
Into our wonderful lives every day
Through our precious bleeding red hearts!

NOTE: Bao is a fake name to protect her identity.

 

[Waterboy]

Wow Chi. That sucks.

 

[AutomaticSlim]

Bao?
Like Co Bao from Rambo 2?
I really liked her.
The scene where she died was very sad...

 

[Chiparlor]

Bao in Chinese means Precious

 

[AutomaticSlim]

Bao in Chinese means Precious

Look at that picture.
She certainly was.

 

[Tyler1]

Wow Chi. That sucks.

He shouldn't leave his day job haha.

 

[EliteVinChi]

Dang it! Chippy, I want some good stuff you smoking...... BTW Good Job! You should write more often not just about Bao

 

[Chiparlor]

My Bao is better than the pictured Bao.
Bao is ingrained in me already and I will know the outcome on the 5th of Ok to be r!

 

[AutomaticSlim]

My Bao is better than the pictured Bao.
Bao is ingrained in me already and I will know the outcome on the 5th of Ok to be r!

Ah...but how is she with an AK-47?

 

[krideynyc]

Bao in Chinese means Precious

It also means dumpling. Depending on which of the 4 tones is being used.

 

[Chiparlor]

I am too slow for AK 47.
Yes, accent will determine the meaning.

 

[kgirler]

My ex-wife was always my bao. It's just that somewhere along the way she changed from third tone to fourth tone.

 

[krideynyc]

Yes, accent will determine the meaning.

Accent is how you say something based on your regionality. Tonation determines which of the 4 sounds your are trying to say. And that's before we get to the whole issue with hononyms.

 

[Colonellingus]

wo jende shi wan guotie

I really like potstickers.

My ex-wife was always my bao. It's just that somewhere along the way she changed from third tone to fourth tone.

...nice...

hai hao

 

[krideynyc]

wo jende shi wan guotie

I really like potstickers.

According to current PinYing, that should be "xi huang" not "shi wan".

 

[Colonellingus]

I initially learned Wade-Giles romanization, not Han Pin Yin.

mei wenti ti, ge ge : )

 

[krideynyc]

I initially learned Wade-Giles romanization, not Han Pin Yin.

mei wenti ti, ge ge : )

Me too. Taiwan is now going with TongYong PinYin so Wade-Giles is pretty much obsolete.

 

[Colonellingus]

As it was thirty years ago, at least. Written in the '30's and not updated from the '50's.

 

[krideynyc]

As it was thirty years ago, at least. Written in the '30's and not updated from the '50's.

More the reason to learn PinYin. It's not that hard, and aside from being the current standard, it's more accurate to properly pronounce GuoYue.

 

[Colonellingus]

Ni hwei shwo Gou Yue? Wo hwei shwo yi di en yen.