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Male masseuses?
- Thread starter Armandot
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listen, everyone is different and we all like some things and don't like other things. some like more, some like less.
I had a girl in high school tickle my ass once and it made me but; I thought that meant I was gay and I was horrified. fast forward to my first AMP experience and she such a finger in my a** and it made me nut.
4 years ago I went to Japan and had one of the hottest girls I've ever seen want to have a threesome with me and another girl; then someone told me she was trans, I saw the bulge (I was super drunk), and called it off.
when I woke sober I realized I had a new rule... up until then the one rule was:
1. if you get it up, you can have it
now there's a new subrule:
1a. you can't have a penis
I like a**play, me and the girl; if she's got a sexy ass I want to lick it all day long (when it's clean). many people think that's gross. I don't care.
if I want to have sex or get a massage by a man, many people might think that's gross. I don't care.
I have a Japanese love doll. many people think that's gross. I don't care.
I'm divorced. many people think that's blasphemous. I don't care.
my life didn't start until I was about 32 and started dating a 19 year old... and stopped caring what people think. it's the best decision I ever made.
if I ever hear of a male oriented place, I will definitely let you know, bud. I didn't see anywhere in this site that says you can't talk about homosexual and bisexual stuff; moderators please correct me if I'm wrong.
if you want to be kind, simply include that info in the title for the uncultured and uneducated.
it's 2020 and the 2 standard deviations of sheep still think they own this planet. unreal.
I had a girl in high school tickle my ass once and it made me but; I thought that meant I was gay and I was horrified. fast forward to my first AMP experience and she such a finger in my a** and it made me nut.
4 years ago I went to Japan and had one of the hottest girls I've ever seen want to have a threesome with me and another girl; then someone told me she was trans, I saw the bulge (I was super drunk), and called it off.
when I woke sober I realized I had a new rule... up until then the one rule was:
1. if you get it up, you can have it
now there's a new subrule:
1a. you can't have a penis
I like a**play, me and the girl; if she's got a sexy ass I want to lick it all day long (when it's clean). many people think that's gross. I don't care.
if I want to have sex or get a massage by a man, many people might think that's gross. I don't care.
I have a Japanese love doll. many people think that's gross. I don't care.
I'm divorced. many people think that's blasphemous. I don't care.
my life didn't start until I was about 32 and started dating a 19 year old... and stopped caring what people think. it's the best decision I ever made.
if I ever hear of a male oriented place, I will definitely let you know, bud. I didn't see anywhere in this site that says you can't talk about homosexual and bisexual stuff; moderators please correct me if I'm wrong.
if you want to be kind, simply include that info in the title for the uncultured and uneducated.
it's 2020 and the 2 standard deviations of sheep still think they own this planet. unreal.
If you haven't figured it out, there a lot of comedic members here who have a wicked sense of humor and like to poke fun at each other, it doesn't make them lesser than you, uncultured, uneducated, etc. occasionally we tell a bad joke, it's part of the gig.
Just curious about your 'i don't care" list. Why do you care if we know all those things that you don't care about?
Just curious about your 'i don't care" list. Why do you care if we know all those things that you don't care about?
it seems you might be implying that "take your fantasy to another website" is a bad joke?
if so, you are correct, it's very bad. so bad that I couldn't imagine it was a joke, the people who agreed with me didn't know it was a joke, therefore making it entirely possible that poster didn't know it was a joke.
And I didn't see anywhere that says this is a 'girls only' website...
and you're very correct that people in this 'insult humor culture' today like to poke fun at each other; and the people getting poked at rarely think it's funny. insult humor is one of the reasons the world is on fire instead of people working together. insult humor is simply passive aggressive bullying. saying "I was just kidding" is barely an apology and never removes the hurt created by the "bad jokes".
I'm happy to answer the last question for you, I'm just confused on 2 fronts:
1. what made you assume I care if you (plural) know all those things? me saying them doesn't imply that I care anyone knows
2. the very literal words of that section and the entire post would indicate I don't care if you (plural) know, if you (plural) care, or if you (plural) even read it... my use of "I don't care" was to exemplify that when I stopped caring what others think and started to focus on what makes me happy (perhaps a massage from a man, if I were so inclined), my life became drastically better
ultimately, I wrote the entire post because a member asked a legitimate question and was immediately bullied; I wanted to support the original poster in contrast to the exclusion he/she was immediately met with. did anyone ever think that, that maybe the poster was a woman? it's the internet, you never know who is behind a username.
and bullies are absolutely uneducated and uncultured. if a bully said to me "I have 3 degrees" I'd say "you need more and you need a different discipline".
this is a great site, I really enjoy it. I hope I helped you understand my response better now. I'm not upset with anyone and I'm not judging anyone... in fact, perhaps I should clarify it.
just as a person has to right to be homosexual, other people have the right to disagree with it. what people don't realize in the world is that your "freedom" only exists when it doesn't encroach upon someone else's freedom.
you're allowed to think "people get their feelings hurt too easy"; and those people are allowed to have whatever feelings they want whether they want... it's when you start making "bad jokes" or trying to segregate or keep them away from things to which they are just as entitled as you that it becomes bullying and not an exercise of your freedom... an exercise of freedom is if you simply took your beliefs somewhere else instead of forcing or telling someone else what they have to do.
everyone, please understand the "you" references throughout this post are not directed at DoubleYellow, they are all "you plural".
if so, you are correct, it's very bad. so bad that I couldn't imagine it was a joke, the people who agreed with me didn't know it was a joke, therefore making it entirely possible that poster didn't know it was a joke.
And I didn't see anywhere that says this is a 'girls only' website...
and you're very correct that people in this 'insult humor culture' today like to poke fun at each other; and the people getting poked at rarely think it's funny. insult humor is one of the reasons the world is on fire instead of people working together. insult humor is simply passive aggressive bullying. saying "I was just kidding" is barely an apology and never removes the hurt created by the "bad jokes".
I'm happy to answer the last question for you, I'm just confused on 2 fronts:
1. what made you assume I care if you (plural) know all those things? me saying them doesn't imply that I care anyone knows
2. the very literal words of that section and the entire post would indicate I don't care if you (plural) know, if you (plural) care, or if you (plural) even read it... my use of "I don't care" was to exemplify that when I stopped caring what others think and started to focus on what makes me happy (perhaps a massage from a man, if I were so inclined), my life became drastically better
ultimately, I wrote the entire post because a member asked a legitimate question and was immediately bullied; I wanted to support the original poster in contrast to the exclusion he/she was immediately met with. did anyone ever think that, that maybe the poster was a woman? it's the internet, you never know who is behind a username.
and bullies are absolutely uneducated and uncultured. if a bully said to me "I have 3 degrees" I'd say "you need more and you need a different discipline".
this is a great site, I really enjoy it. I hope I helped you understand my response better now. I'm not upset with anyone and I'm not judging anyone... in fact, perhaps I should clarify it.
just as a person has to right to be homosexual, other people have the right to disagree with it. what people don't realize in the world is that your "freedom" only exists when it doesn't encroach upon someone else's freedom.
you're allowed to think "people get their feelings hurt too easy"; and those people are allowed to have whatever feelings they want whether they want... it's when you start making "bad jokes" or trying to segregate or keep them away from things to which they are just as entitled as you that it becomes bullying and not an exercise of your freedom... an exercise of freedom is if you simply took your beliefs somewhere else instead of forcing or telling someone else what they have to do.
everyone, please understand the "you" references throughout this post are not directed at DoubleYellow, they are all "you plural".
this is truly wisdom-ous; the first few times I had a significanly older woman take care of me I felt a little weird (as the massage started). and after, I definitely thought "f*** that, I'm going back tomorrow!" lol. just like being conditioned as children that homosexuality is "wrong", we're conditioned that there's only value in young and beautiful. older people really showed us though, they created and run governments and stick it to us where it REALLY hurts
I'm always on the hunt for the gorgeous ones (I saw Mena in PA yesterday for the first time ) but i just realized reading your post that I need to focus more on good service instead of looks.
thank you for your post, it really hit home with me. a faster pop means more massage, and these days getting me to pop fast means it must have been awesome!
I'm always on the hunt for the gorgeous ones (I saw Mena in PA yesterday for the first time ) but i just realized reading your post that I need to focus more on good service instead of looks.
thank you for your post, it really hit home with me. a faster pop means more massage, and these days getting me to pop fast means it must have been awesome!
the times, they are a 'changin... and it only took 2000+ years!
ultimately, a lot of these ideas that became discriminative stereotypes were very much needed hundreds/thousands of years ago. "thou shall not lie with man as he lies with a woman", "thou shall not kill", etc. they were all created in the name of raising life expectancy above 30 years old... and it worked! men live well into their 70s on average now and somebody even longer.
whereas, 1000 years ago you might come home from hunting all day for food to find your wife was raped by a drunk stranger who wandered into your house. 9 months later she has a baby that you dump in the street because you swear it's the rapist's baby. now there's hungry little children wandering around and begging because humanity can't stop banging and killing each other when they disagree.
the anus is a smaller, tighter opening than a vagina; this leads to more likelihood of breaking the skin on a penis... therefore, in the non-medicinal and non-"put some lube on that f**ker" times before us, homosexuals often contracted diseases more often than heterosexuals (leading to the very false ideas that anal sex or homosexuals are dirty). when AIDS came and took Freddy (ugh, what a tragedy) it was still the age of unprotected sex and medicine was not nearly as advanced as today (it's my understanding that science has finally found a potential cure for HIV).
so there's no more need to be afraid of homosexuality or to listen to outdated principles that were perpetrated long after their purpose was dead; and the new pope just proved that in this photo. look at the woman you love(d); if I had the power and told you "she's disgusting, you can't be with her or have sex with her" would you find that reasonable? I wouldn't think so... so why should you do that to someone else, or even care who someone sleeps with?
I can understand not wanting to hear about homosexuality... but even on occasion where that might happen (you accidentally walk into a gay bar, perhaps), they are just words... and we're all free to ignore them and disagree with their lifestyle.
just as they are free to disagree with ours.
I'm sorry for these long posts, I just saw this in the news and thought it was perfect timing for our educational journey in this thread!
ultimately, a lot of these ideas that became discriminative stereotypes were very much needed hundreds/thousands of years ago. "thou shall not lie with man as he lies with a woman", "thou shall not kill", etc. they were all created in the name of raising life expectancy above 30 years old... and it worked! men live well into their 70s on average now and somebody even longer.
whereas, 1000 years ago you might come home from hunting all day for food to find your wife was raped by a drunk stranger who wandered into your house. 9 months later she has a baby that you dump in the street because you swear it's the rapist's baby. now there's hungry little children wandering around and begging because humanity can't stop banging and killing each other when they disagree.
the anus is a smaller, tighter opening than a vagina; this leads to more likelihood of breaking the skin on a penis... therefore, in the non-medicinal and non-"put some lube on that f**ker" times before us, homosexuals often contracted diseases more often than heterosexuals (leading to the very false ideas that anal sex or homosexuals are dirty). when AIDS came and took Freddy (ugh, what a tragedy) it was still the age of unprotected sex and medicine was not nearly as advanced as today (it's my understanding that science has finally found a potential cure for HIV).
so there's no more need to be afraid of homosexuality or to listen to outdated principles that were perpetrated long after their purpose was dead; and the new pope just proved that in this photo. look at the woman you love(d); if I had the power and told you "she's disgusting, you can't be with her or have sex with her" would you find that reasonable? I wouldn't think so... so why should you do that to someone else, or even care who someone sleeps with?
I can understand not wanting to hear about homosexuality... but even on occasion where that might happen (you accidentally walk into a gay bar, perhaps), they are just words... and we're all free to ignore them and disagree with their lifestyle.
just as they are free to disagree with ours.
I'm sorry for these long posts, I just saw this in the news and thought it was perfect timing for our educational journey in this thread!
