Lunar new year is amongst us

[krideynyc]

Once you retire and move to Florida like all the other New Yorkers, 35 will be a fond memory.

He plans on retiring to Asia. Where he can keep getting under 21's. Until the last one, who sets him up to be robbed and killed.

 

[Srhsrh]

He plans on retiring to Asia. Where he can keep getting under 21's. Until the last one, who sets him up to be robbed and killed.

Nah, if it’s Asia, it’s an Apocalypse Now scene. He’s Brando. Backwoods of Cambodia. Surrounded by teenage girls. Some 30something milfs been hunting him for years because he ripped her in a review for having droopy tits.... she finds him by tracing old crow shipments.

 

[AutomaticSlim]

He plans on retiring to Asia. Where he can keep getting under 21's. Until the last one, who sets him up to be robbed and killed.

I would absolutely accept going out that way.
Just finished banging a 19 y/o Filipina, sipping a Gin Rickey, and then BAM! Butterfly knife across the throat.
Off to that big whorehouse in the hereafter.
No problem with that.

 

[Koondog]

"And may the muddy waters of the Mississippi, run up your Taj, and out your Mahal"

- Fred G. Sanford

The G stands for...get the hell outta here!

 

[kgmspa]

He plans on retiring to Asia. Where he can keep getting under 21's. Until the last one, who sets him up to be robbed and killed.

Bahahaha! Lol!