When the FB Karens of Spring City stop setting their hair on fire, I'll for sure stroll down that way, Richard Nixon mask on, old timey newsman trenchcoat and everything. But as long as they're raging and that new DA is still new, no way not in a trillion years. With other options, is way too high of a risk for the reward. Am enjoying the fsck out of my quest to audition replacements, #4 trial is tonight, and an old favorite whose name we may not speak is up later this week at #7. Is super easy to just not get so into a specific gal or shop that you'd risk being front page on every paper in the tristate. Can absolutely guarantee that between new DA and that town's religious zeal to go after all spas, you will be on front page. Not like other criminals, who may get their name redacted because of chosen people status, YOU will get photo, name, home address, age, maybe make and model of car, children's name and school, any professional license numbers you might have, for sure your employer's name and address, all the stuff that will be totally awesome for you. In an under 8 minutes drive from that place, you can get your groove on 4 different ways, with no front page news.