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Knock Knock!!!!

Justin_Thyme

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#1
Probably nobody in this small group....But I park in front of the door of an AMP for a reason.....so its obvious that the lady inside is "busy"....You have got to know the one girl operations...vs the multi girl operations. Today...I'm parked in 1 of 2 designated spots...and the sign with spa name marking each spot.... 30 minutes into my appointment...someone is banging on the door...right on top of the words...."By appointment only".... Nope...not a double booking.....because I heard the words....." Do you have time for a 1 hour massage...????"
Also happened 3 weeks ago in Milford...they had to walk Around my car to get to the steps....
Also happened at another Dover spot..and they had to walk around my car.....
WTF???? does it only happen to me??
common courtesy,,,,common sense.....
 

Bigmac14

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#2
No Justin, this happens to us all. I just tell the girl not to answer the door, they can wait there all day as far as I'm concerned. They know someone is in there getting busy. Take the hint No answer at the door, come back later for sloppy seconds. That's why I try and get there first thing when they open up or make sure they take a shower with me and get soaped up real good.
 

LUVARUB88

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#3
Agree With BigMac.....If a 1 girl operation operation opens the door and puts the dude in the other room....I either dress and roll out..no tip given...OR ( and this is my favorite....) I put on a BIG OLE SHOW for Mr. "just cant wait"...squeeky table.....lots of noise....and I last extra long time..
 

charliebrown

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Agree, any interruption is an annoyance, When it is a fellow monger, it really becomes an annoyance.

Once guy knocked at that beginning of a session. no big deal so the provider says come back in an hour. Half hour later, he knocks again so the provider says come back in an hour. The idiot says you said that a half hour ago. The provider said yes I did, and yet you are back too early.

When you think how much these people frustrate you, can you imagine what must be going thru the providers heads?
 

LUVARUB88

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I had one in Smyrna...phone was blowing up...but she didnt answer.....I'm parked in 1 of the 2 spots next to the door ......all I can hear is the phone vibrating the whole time. phone stops vibrating for 5 minutes...and then comes the combo package of Door bell and Banging on the door....More hard banging on the door......I figure Fk this sht....I wrap a towel around my naked ass and head for the door...cute provider trying to talk me out of it.....NOPE.....I fling the door open...... WHAT???? WHAT??? WTF DO YOU WANT....see that CAR???? MEANS BUSY...BUSY MEANS BUSY!!!! GTFO...and Come back in 2 Hours!!! I think he shit just a little...to see a dude answer the door.. Me and Nina had a good laugh....Her English was good enough to say..."oh...you crazy"...
I tried to make sure there was nothing left for him in 2 hours ...or the next morning...
 
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