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Just wondering, what things have you overheard other mongers say while you receive your service?
- Thread starter themonger21
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I’ve seen this women who works out of a hotel room. While she was with a client early one morning I get a call from her phone while I’m in bed just waking up. I answer and I can hear them both talking. I’m not sure how or why I was called but apparently the guy got an hour and had sensitive balls and was trying his hardest not to finish early. She made him moan like a professional, assuming from ball play. I stood on the line for about 5 mins then I couldn’t take anymore laughter.
If she's doing it for the Green Card, it needs to be longer than 2 years. The minimum is 3 years before she can apply. Divorcing after 2 years means she wasted her money.
And as mentioned, a pre-nup can take care of a lot of the post divorce issues. But Child Support will be expensive if you have a kid. But they tend not to want one with you. With a Green Card, or full US Citizenship, they rather bag a rich Chinese guy looking to marry for his own Green Card.
And as mentioned, a pre-nup can take care of a lot of the post divorce issues. But Child Support will be expensive if you have a kid. But they tend not to want one with you. With a Green Card, or full US Citizenship, they rather bag a rich Chinese guy looking to marry for his own Green Card.
She is only entitled to half the marital estate so that's only wealth accumulated while married. Keep all accounts and assets in your own name from the get go and they are safe. But it's crazy. The worst case scenario is not losing wealth, it's getting prosecuted and convicted for a sham marriage: 5 years in Federal prison. Granted prosecutions let alone convictions are rare, an angry woman is not and that sweet hot wet fuck doll becomes a nightmare
Not quite what the topic is asking but similar thing. I was a regular at one place that operated out of a house. They had the whole place, it was like a 3 family size house. They would do there best to avoid clients running into each other but I think the greater at the time was brand new. She was sitting guys in line right next to each other I was like the 4th guy in the living room waiting. Out walked one guy out of the hallway then 2 more, all coming out of their sessions. All of us are just looking each other, heads darting from one to the other. Finally probably like the oldest guy there that was waiting gets up and tells the group "well you all enjoy your little circle jerk, I'm taking Connie". He did a flicking motion with his arm to the client that got backed up in to the hallway entrance. Like 4 of us just busted out laughing while another put his head down and walked out as quickly as he could.
I used to a frequent a spa that was a house in Bayside a couple of blocks off Northern Boulevard close to Bell. One time I ready to go upstairs when a door opens on the second floor and you could hear footsteps. MMS opens a closet and tells me wait in here. Must have been a VIP client that no one was supposed to see.
She can divorce after 2 years once she has the temporary card, the process will take longer, ( to get citizenship) unless you are abusing her or something of the sort. If you have kids then she is on a easier path.
If you guys are married for 3 years, she can become a citizen based on that.
Being an immigrant, I know many people who have had to do business marriages... look. We come here to work, not to live on welfare like some people want to make the world believe.
The process if done right is a bit tedious for her, If he/she pays you 80k you would think ok it's done, nope
Lawyer is minimum 5k ( most immigration lawyers are scum) I always tell people use catholic charities. They don't over charge.
Then for each filing he/ she has to pay. The initial application is for not just for temporary residency ( two years green card) but also for a working permit and the right to apply for a social security card, there is a fee for each document applied for, plus they must submit a medical report, which has to come from an approved doctor, that's another fee.
Usually the work permit comes within six months, and is only valid for six months by then you should have had your first interview. With the work permit they can apply for a social security card.
Why many have kids is because when children are involved, USCIS will be more lenient .
I could go on about wheat has to be done etc ...but it's a lot
If you guys are married for 3 years, she can become a citizen based on that.
Being an immigrant, I know many people who have had to do business marriages... look. We come here to work, not to live on welfare like some people want to make the world believe.
The process if done right is a bit tedious for her, If he/she pays you 80k you would think ok it's done, nope
Lawyer is minimum 5k ( most immigration lawyers are scum) I always tell people use catholic charities. They don't over charge.
Then for each filing he/ she has to pay. The initial application is for not just for temporary residency ( two years green card) but also for a working permit and the right to apply for a social security card, there is a fee for each document applied for, plus they must submit a medical report, which has to come from an approved doctor, that's another fee.
Usually the work permit comes within six months, and is only valid for six months by then you should have had your first interview. With the work permit they can apply for a social security card.
Why many have kids is because when children are involved, USCIS will be more lenient .
I could go on about wheat has to be done etc ...but it's a lot
I used to visit the sister spa of a famous BK. Fast house on 41 street..... computers for those who know
Sister place was on 56 I think in a basement....somehow hey had a very young super tight provider...., anyway I had her a few times and went back one day again, while in with her mamma SAN begged me to try someone else as she has a guy who demands her and pays twice as much.
He comes she goes to him and all I heR or the 40 mins I was here is him giggling and saying " I love you" over and over again. I really wanted to go in that room and slap some common sense into that sheepish looking fuck
Sister place was on 56 I think in a basement....somehow hey had a very young super tight provider...., anyway I had her a few times and went back one day again, while in with her mamma SAN begged me to try someone else as she has a guy who demands her and pays twice as much.
He comes she goes to him and all I heR or the 40 mins I was here is him giggling and saying " I love you" over and over again. I really wanted to go in that room and slap some common sense into that sheepish looking fuck
Similar thing happened with me in a studio size place. “Rooms were separated by a wall that did not go all the way up to the ceiling. While I’m the middle of my session another monger walks in and wastes no time absolutely DATY. Sounded like he was having ramen for lunch. The provider I was with and I discreetly lol’d
Don't know about you guys, but if I overhear one more argument between a monger and a provider about the relative applicability of existentialism versus that of determinism in the modern world, I am going to have to find a new hobby. I already avoid joints where all they can do is nitpick about Rousseau, Locke, and Kant. If a decent HJ doesn't make one into a devout utilitarian, I don't know what will.
You go to a spa, pay for an hour, while you are undressing, another person comes in , goes to the room right beside you...you hear constant giggling, ooohs and ahhhs, bed creaking, your enjoying hearing this and can't wait to have your go with your provider, then the person leaves, you look at your watch and realize only 5 minutes have passed.....like dude WTF
