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Is There an older Age Limit?

Jammer

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Have not done anything since covid, trying to avoid catching anything since I been in self ISO for the last 24 months. However, I did get approached by a neighbor on xmas day that basically offered me FS everything included for 45 bucks. She was prob in her mid 60's, reeked of booze and lived a block away from me so while I was surprised, I don't wanna shit where I eat. Worse yet be that guy in the neighborhood that banged that old bird. Would pretty much kill getting laid within 5 blocks of my area.

But it did get me thinking. How old would you go for $50 bucks for two hours of gumming and loving? Anyone have a limit? I'm thinking if your paying wouldn't you wanna go 5-20 years younger?
 

metal rat

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Have not done anything since covid, trying to avoid catching anything since I been in self ISO for the last 24 months. However, I did get approached by a neighbor on xmas day that basically offered me FS everything included for 45 bucks. She was prob in her mid 60's, reeked of booze and lived a block away from me so while I was surprised, I don't wanna shit where I eat. Worse yet be that guy in the neighborhood that banged that old bird. Would pretty much kill getting laid within 5 blocks of my area.

But it did get me thinking. How old would you go for $50 bucks for two hours of gumming and loving? Anyone have a limit? I'm thinking if your paying wouldn't you wanna go 5-20 years younger?
How the body?
 

Jammer

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Meant “how’s” the body on that old bird
built like a 65 year old saggy DD boob, cute face ,short with an old lady gut. Honestly I think she was a real hottie back in the 70's. Def get the vibe she was a party hard kinda girl, seems like life and bad habits caught up with her.

Best way I could describe her she reminded me of the Spanish nun lady from OZ but shorter, with about 30lbs on her and really bad teeth. Her breath had a smell that was a mix of booze and condoms.
 

Jammer

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HAHAHA can't lie def thought hard about it for the price but I know I'd question myself afterwards. A whole different kind of shame, lol
 

hithere456

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Have not done anything since covid, trying to avoid catching anything since I been in self ISO for the last 24 months. However, I did get approached by a neighbor on xmas day that basically offered me FS everything included for 45 bucks. She was prob in her mid 60's, reeked of booze and lived a block away from me so while I was surprised, I don't wanna shit where I eat. Worse yet be that guy in the neighborhood that banged that old bird. Would pretty much kill getting laid within 5 blocks of my area.

But it did get me thinking. How old would you go for $50 bucks for two hours of gumming and loving? Anyone have a limit? I'm thinking if your paying wouldn't you wanna go 5-20 years younger?
There’s a woman that I see from time to time that’s 30+ years older than me. She’s nothing to look at but her pussy is still heavenly!

I have a FWB relationship with a woman for the past 5 years that’s nearly 25 years older than me. She was a knockout in earlier days. I’m still attracted to her. We just have great chemistry.

Don’t let age deter you from seeking to have fun with someone.
 

metal rat

retnuhaps
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Rub the old bird all over with preparation H, allow it to activate and set in, it’ll improve her physical appearance and probably tighten her skin by about 10 to 12% then let her mount you cowgirl, it’s probably best if she’s a bit tipsy, she just might surprise you.
 

Jammer

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Rub the old bird all over with preparation H, allow it to activate and set in, it’ll improve her physical appearance and probably tighten her skin by about 10 to 12% then let her mount you cowgirl, it’s probably best if she’s a bit tipsy, she just might surprise you.
Hahahahhaha
 

Jammer

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There’s a woman that I see from time to time that’s 30+ years older than me. She’s nothing to look at but her pussy is still heavenly!

I have a FWB relationship with a woman for the past 5 years that’s nearly 25 years older than me. She was a knockout in earlier days. I’m still attracted to her. We just have great chemistry.

Don’t let age deter you from seeking to have fun with someone.
Thanks I may consider it if I bump into her again. She doesn't have a phone so it's hard to coordinate with her. Since she so close I definitely want to avoid prying eyes. Lol
 

jim_hatez

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For me I don't care about the age as long as I find her attractive. She sounds bad. I don't think I could get aroused. I am not a blue chew guy... if I can't do it natural (for now) I pass. I don't think I could even perform for someone like that. I vote PASS... unless you have no other options, then, hit it like a Mark Philippoussis serve!
 
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