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How old are they. A method for finding out

sklien

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I notice there is a lot of discussion about the age of providers, most of the time guesses. I have a method for pinning it down that works for me very often. Of course you can’t ask their age directly and expect an honest answer , but you can try this.

The Chinese zodiac runs on a twelve year cycle. If you say to the girl “Whatsign were you born under ? I’m year of the dog.” You are likely to get an honest answer because they are usually delighted to tell you and engage in a little conversation about It , it’s meaning and such. Then you consult google and look for the most likely correlation. With a 12 year spread you are likely to have a shot at pinning down the year. I have confirmed that this actually works several times with various favorites who would eventually fess up. I know the ages of a few much discussed girls but I won’t tell. It’s not foolproof due to some lunar calendar variations and not as well with koreans.

I have also found that this is very effective in establishing a personal connection, but you have to know your birth creature, so look it up. I am year of the dog.
 

gleenight

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I notice there is a lot of discussion about the age of providers, most of the time guesses. I have a method for pinning it down that works for me very often. Of course you can’t ask their age directly and expect an honest answer , but you can try this.

The Chinese zodiac runs on a twelve year cycle. If you say to the girl “Whatsign were you born under ? I’m year of the dog.” You are likely to get an honest answer because they are usually delighted to tell you and engage in a little conversation about It , it’s meaning and such. Then you consult google and look for the most likely correlation. With a 12 year spread you are likely to have a shot at pinning down the year. I have confirmed that this actually works several times with various favorites who would eventually fess up. I know the ages of a few much discussed girls but I won’t tell. It’s not foolproof due to some lunar calendar variations and not as well with koreans.

I have also found that this is very effective in establishing a personal connection, but you have to know your birth creature, so look it up. I am year of the dog.
sometimes the girl BS on the animal to throw you off...it happens before
 

oxycod

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And not all the girls are Chinese, so this might not always work.
White girls know Chinese signs also - it's pretty common. I don't know many (insert race/nationality here) that do not know which Chinese sign they were born under.
The Chinese zodiac runs on a twelve year cycle.
FUCKING great idea - wow. While you would find a SMALL percentage that understood the question (you were trying to get their age) then come up with a fake that they know would make them younger?!?!? - I don't think so - I am SOOOOO going to do this next time I am in da house - I will report back. Everyone in this group should do the same (no matter what race the girl is)....

Smart man Sklien. Smart man...

And yes, I bumped this because I think it's so insightful and think we should start doing this.
 

sklien

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As I said it’s not foolproof but it often works. I started asking them their sign because I know it is kind of a big deal among most Asian groups. Korean , Vietnam, Japan all have roughly the same zodiac, it’s just that the Chinese girls I know have been really cute in the way they want to engage on the subject and as I said it can be a way of breaking the ice and sometimes breaking through the language barrier. you just have to use a little math and some intuition.

One of my atfs likes to remind me that dog and rabbit is a very fortuitous combination , and that seems to be true.
 

krideynyc

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Maybe, but in my experience they're adjusting by decades not simply years lol. This actually reinforces their story, "See?! I'm 26!"
If they are trying to pass their age, and maintain honesty about their Zodiac sign, it will be in 12 year increments. One cycles I can see, if they are in their 30’s, and maybe 40’s. Very hard to pull off two cycles.
 

gleenight

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if they are in their 30/40's, they will not adjust 12 year, maybe drop it down 5 to 9 years.
girl is 1980 which makes the her 40 and monkey (2020 - 1980 = 40), she then say i'm 32 which is 1988 and dragon.
 

oxycod

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Actually, at the end of the day - does it really matter? I could care less if someone told me that Chloe is 35 when I think she's 25 - she rocked my world and I came so hard it hurt - age is a passing number, but the memory of her and Fiona will last forever. :)

I know I bumped this - but I have had a reconsider - I am not even going to ask anymore.... unless she has 6 teeth and her fun bags scrape the floor. Then I might.
 

nycdude

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I think Chloe is young enough that is does not matter. It's when they get near or into their 40's that things start to change. They look milfy and like a lady vs a girl. Kind of hard not to notice big age gaps between younger and older staff. Some don't care about it, but others do.

NYAW is a good example. They have a great lineup with several providers to satisfy whatever preference guys have.
 

AutomaticSlim

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Actually, at the end of the day - does it really matter? I could care less if someone told me that Chloe is 35 when I think she's 25 - she rocked my world and I came so hard it hurt - age is a passing number, but the memory of her and Fiona will last forever. :)

I know I bumped this - but I have had a reconsider - I am not even going to ask anymore.... unless she has 6 teeth and her fun bags scrape the floor. Then I might.
Yes.
It matters.
A lot.
 

hawaii78

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Actually, at the end of the day - does it really matter? I could care less if someone told me that Chloe is 35 when I think she's 25 - she rocked my world and I came so hard it hurt - age is a passing number, but the memory of her and Fiona will last forever. :)

I know I bumped this - but I have had a reconsider - I am not even going to ask anymore.... unless she has 6 teeth and her fun bags scrape the floor. Then I might.

This brings up the question of if you would prefer a 25 year old with no skills, or a 40 year old with amazing skills.
 

nycdude

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This brings up the question of if you would prefer a 25 year old with no skills, or a 40 year old with amazing skills.
Age, skills, face, body, enthusiasm, personality. All factor into who I want to see on a particular day. When I am paying for sex, I want to be visually turned on. There are older providers that visually turn me on, but only a few.
 

cheezewhiz

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I straight up asked a few after we got pretty comfortable and they were honest. Some kept playing the 26 card but i can tell anyways. Lol
Same here - after a few chats - they tend to let that knowledge out.

I also discussed with a few that I knew they had children. Some denied and then when I pointed out their episiotomy scar, they caved in and said yes and started showing pics on their phone. If Chinese they had one kid, if Korean it was most likely 2.
 
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