Here's an interesting ad - CL Perth Amboy

[nnjjoe50]

So, interesting ad, but can anybody translate it? I tried with Google and a get the phrase "break my chimney", but what does it all mean?
https://cnj.craigslist.org/bts/d/perth-amboy-massage-relax/7733409456.html

 

[Stooge]

google phone: MAGIC HANDS MIDDLETOWN

 

[paco2888]

google phone: MAGIC HANDS MIDDLETOWN

No, Google takes you to "Massage relax 7325103501 (Perth Amboy)"

 

[nnjjoe50]

what about the text of the ad (quoted below)? it just seems a little weird, and if it isn't gibberish, what does it mean?

"Relaxing body massage from from king lom mi komin from head to toe anti stress You won't regret it real g Photo wirite to me by teTo"

 

[Don31]

what about the text of the ad (quoted below)? it just seems a little weird, and if it isn't gibberish, what does it mean?

"Relaxing body massage from from king lom mi komin from head to toe anti stress You won't regret it real g Photo wirite to me by teTo"

Probably written by someone who doesn't speak English as their first language. Not uncommon at all in Perth Amboy.

 

[PhilipIV]

Curious now. Going to text the number and get the 411. I'll follow up with you.

 

[PhilipIV]

Ok, this was the extent of the conversion, they did reply OK to my last response but evidently seems to be an English language deficiency

 

[nnjjoe50]

i had texted too, and asked for rates, and just got a reply of 120/80. i didn't ask any more. i'm still curious if "king lom mi komin" means anything?

 

[PhilipIV]

i had texted too, and asked for rates, and just got a reply of 120/80. i didn't ask any more. i'm still curious if "king lom mi komin" means anything?

Yeah, perhaps they mean lomi lomi, treat you like a king, make you cum lol

 

[Johnnylovesmassages]

if that is the real provider she is HOT

 

[MongerTooMuch]

sketchy as heck and not even remotely attractive

 

[Lotsofpapertowels]

I go to Perth Amboy occasionally. I've heard of stabbings in certain parts of town. I just imagine a monger walking into her place and getting hit with a pillow case full of coke bottles.