Hall pass

[Lordvader]

My SO just gave me a amp hall pass and 5 big Benji s and said go!!! Merry Christmas, I am now confused about where to spend this time and $$$$ maybe at
Atlantic city just a short drive away, what would Homer Simpson do ?

 

[charliebrown]

Why waste the time, gas and tolls?

Secondly, 5 benneys does not go far. You should ask for 5 more, or pitch in 5 more yourself so you can have 5 really good sessions.

 

[Lordvader]

Well the money is not the issue on second thought ... I may just order in , however she did say her baby sister was available and interested oh the endless possibilities. I may need to make several stops along the way

 

[Soultura]

Well the money is not the issue on second thought ... I may just order in , however she did say her baby sister was available and interested oh the endless possibilities. I may need to make several stops along the way

Just go with the baby sister then?!

 

[Lordvader]

You guys are funny ,all comments are appreciated. I’m thinking the sister thing is a setup even though sis has made the offer before I will probably just stay local (Wilmington- philly ) however I am going to my winter house in port Charlotte in January I will be getting my usual visitation while there

 

[way2lazy]

You guys are funny ,all comments are appreciated. I’m thinking the sister thing is a setup even though sis has made the offer before I will probably just stay local (Wilmington- philly ) however I am going to my winter house in port Charlotte in January I will be getting my usual visitation while there

Nobody likes a show off!!!

 

[Lordvader]

Sorry I’m usually a humble guy not my fault I inherited a pos Florida house that cost more than it’s worth .3 weeks out of the year I get vacation to go repair it

 

[charliebrown]

HAHAHA, take you wife's sister with you to increase the value of the house.

 

[damnedness]

Wife's sister hands down...then take the money and get a good steak!

 

[uthinkuknowme]

wait a minute, let me understand this..your WIFE gave you money, and said go ahead and have some sexy fun, or if you want, MY LITTLE SISTER will show you a good time, and YOU are asking US for advice?? that's all backwards man!! I would like to know where you met your wife, and if you introduce me to her little sister, I'll fund an amp expedition weekly for you for a few months!

 

[Bobcat69]

Yes ,some is not right ,I’m confused to ,you SO give you money for some amp fun ,on top of that she offered her sister to ,sounds like a f...joke but if is true you are the man!

 

[scubatoo]

I knew my "5 big Benjis" would do the trick.... Tell her I will be over as soon as Lordvader leaves for Port Charlotte....

 

[dotcom]

it's a set up, it's gotta be.

 

[Lordvader]

I knew my "5 big Benjis" would do the trick.... Tell her I will be over as soon as Lordvader leaves for Port Charlotte....

The last time you messed it up now she wants me to take out the trash and do my laundry and even take her out

 

[Bultaco103]

I can easily see the hall pass for Amp if you have a good, honest relationship. I call total BS on the sister thing. I’m thinking her sister would charge $1,000

 

[Lordvader]

Now with this COVID thing she is off work and wants to go to Florida with me I just can’t understand that ...
however I did hit up her redhead sister good call, even better was her knob polishing skills I just wish my so didn’t need to stay and give baby sis instructions she is over 25 years old , next week I will be heading to philly for a visit to cutie spa

 

[bareinbear]

no wife would do this...

 

[scubatoo]

The last time you messed it up now she wants me to take out the trash and do my laundry and even take her out

Lol, but you are on your own now. I cannot tolerate conditional requirements to get extras. This is exactly the reason I monger. Go to the spa knowing what I am going to get. No strings attached. Leave happy and go do what i want when i want. Thank God my little head thinks for me.....

 

[Lordvader]

no wife would do this...

Truth is stranger than fiction , she’s not real bright but she loves me i guess it’s a blond thing
no one has to believe me but I wanted to share my experiences. Oh but her sister is just a tramp so there is that !!!

 

[damnedness]

no wife would do this...

Normally I would agree but I know a girl who let her husband bang her sister so now I believe.