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Gisella vs Aurora vs Koreanna

Talo

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I saw Koreanna for the first and only time in September. I didnt think she was the underweight sort of skinny. If anything she's probably exactly at the medical ideal weight for her height. Most of us just aren't use to seeing that. Regarding her service though, clearly the money is going to the apartment, her makeup, jewelry, clothes etc. It's not however going into better service. I honestly never went back because I found her to be low energy with no appetite for spontaneity. I interupted her routine by changing into FS and she didn't seem to like that too much. She was a bit of dead fish at that moment but brought thing back to her routine a few minutes after. I find that ladies in the 300 and under bracket offer much better service. Certainly they aren't the looker she is nor are they are dolled up.
 

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I saw Koreanna for the first and only time in September. I didnt think she was the underweight sort of skinny. If anything she's probably exactly at the medical ideal weight for her height. Most of us just aren't use to seeing that. Regarding her service though, clearly the money is going to the apartment, her makeup, jewelry, clothes etc. It's not however going into better service. I honestly never went back because I found her to be low energy with no appetite for spontaneity. I interupted her routine by changing into FS and she didn't seem to like that too much. She was a bit of dead fish at that moment but brought thing back to her routine a few minutes after. I find that ladies in the 300 and under bracket offer much better service. Certainly they aren't the looker she is nor are they are dolled up.
Five years ago at five bills she was the gold standard - now she’s burned out
 

DeuceJiggalow

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They are all in their 40s and Koreanna may be pushing 50 if she ain't there already. I would say Gisella is top dog amongst the three for service, not looks per say. They have all had work done, but if you're sensitive to that, Gisella has had the most.
 

Josh Roth

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Slim -- really? Yes, they're all on the older side. But "old bags." I expect a bit more respect/consideration for the ladies from you. No spring chicken, yourself! They all take great care of themselves, and two of them provide amazing service.
 

Retired032824

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To me - the “old bags “ are magnificently preserved age appropriate women . When I see these 20 something Japanese imports I just want to hug them tell them to go home and get out. They are too innocent and young . Do you know one of them told me they have implants on their front teeth because some animal FF’d her and knocked her teeth out - and she is still doing this for a living .

Speaking of bags - Slim what bag do you keep the sausage and cannoli in lol -
 

AutomaticSlim

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To me - the “old bags “ are magnificently preserved age appropriate women . When I see these 20 something Japanese imports I just want to hug them tell them to go home and get out. They are too innocent and young . Do you know one of them told me they have implants on their front teeth because some animal FF’d her and knocked her teeth out - and she is still doing this for a living .

Speaking of bags - Slim what bag do you keep the sausage and cannoli in lol -
OK...ok...
I admit...I don't always bag up the braciole...but I will NEVER put that in a review. NEVER!!!
Don't want to give the slugs & weirdos ammunition to pressure the girls into doing something they don't want.
"Hey...I saw in Slim's review you did that...so WHY NOT ME!!!!" Va fa un culo!!!
YMMV. Always!
 

Retired032824

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OK...ok...
I admit...I don't always bag up the braciole...but I will NEVER put that in a review. NEVER!!!
Don't want to give the slugs & weirdos ammunition to pressure the girls into doing something they don't want.
"Hey...I saw in Slim's review you did that...so WHY NOT ME!!!!" Va fa un culo!!!
YMMV. Always!
Yes the kids are impressionable and look up to you - The Joe DiMaggio of reviews lol
 

AutomaticSlim

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Yes the kids are impressionable and look up to you - The Joe DiMaggio of reviews lol
It's interesting you brought his name up.
He was a GENTLEMAN.
My father's favorite Yankee.
Someone who all NYers looked up to.
Wore a suit and tie to and from the games. Same way I way a shirt/slacks/tie when I go to the office.
And if Marilyn stayed with him, instead of being a hollywood wh0re, she would have live a long and happy life.
So yeah, while I realize your obvious sarcasm, I also take that as a compliment.
 

Retired032824

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It's interesting you brought his name up.
He was a GENTLEMAN.
My father's favorite Yankee.
Someone who all NYers looked up to.
Wore a suit and tie to and from the games. Same way I way a shirt/slacks/tie when I go to the office.
And if Marilyn stayed with him, instead of being a hollywood wh0re, she would have live a long and happy life.
So yeah, while I realize your obvious sarcasm, I also take that as a compliment.
I wasn’t being sarcastic-that’s just your gestalt view of things . I am aware of his reputation and his dress- he was revered by all .
 

Ronin

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What are you guys going on about all these old bags now???
Saw a review on my ATF recently. The puppy that reviewed her had her at 21-26. She’s 47. With makeup and low light, even the chairman might put her in her 30’s. At 47, she’s still a kid to me. I have one daughter older. It’s all perspective. Age to me is completely irrelevant. It’s all about aesthetics and service.
 

Retired032824

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Saw a review on my ATF recently. The puppy that reviewed her had her at 21-26. She’s 47. With makeup and low light, even the chairman might put her in her 30’s. At 47, she’s still a kid to me. I have one daughter older. It’s all perspective. Age to me is completely irrelevant. It’s all about aesthetics and service.

A woman can look great for her age , however age is never irrelevant . Every five year takes away another block. Just look at a photo of yourself from ten years ago , then tell me age is irrelevant . It is that quintessential measuring stick .
 

Bakr

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Saw a review on my ATF recently. The puppy that reviewed her had her at 21-26. She’s 47. With makeup and low light, even the chairman might put her in her 30’s. At 47, she’s still a kid to me. I have one daughter older. It’s all perspective. Age to me is completely irrelevant. It’s all about aesthetics and service.
Who is that ATF?
 

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It's interesting you brought his name up.
He was a GENTLEMAN.
My father's favorite Yankee.
Someone who all NYers looked up to.
Wore a suit and tie to and from the games. Same way I way a shirt/slacks/tie when I go to the office.
And if Marilyn stayed with him, instead of being a hollywood wh0re, she would have live a long and happy life.
So yeah, while I realize your obvious sarcasm, I also take that as a compliment.
I used to go to his brother Dom's restaurant looking over pier 39 in SF. Talk about cheap? Joe would make it seem like Yogi was a guy who handed out $100 bills on the corner.
 
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