Funny & Strange Things Providers Have Done.

[sinyalekf]

The lighter side of mongering. Share your stories. I once visited a REALLY attractive Russian provider in Brooklyn (Bay 19th St.) I found her on Backpage (when that was a thing). Her pics on the ad looked amazing so I took the chance (fake pics back then weren't really a thing yet). I get to her apartment & it's the same girl from the ad, model material. YES>>>HOMERUN!!! We take care of business and get undressed. She steps out of the room & comes back with an industrial size spray bottle of alcohol. She proceeds to wash my entire body, head to toes with alcohol before we start. The session after was just average. She was super hot but the alcohol washdown wasn't worth it.

 

[Paperpusher]

Lu Lu in emporeror spa on Roosevelt avenue once gargled with the alcohol and almost douched with it. Seemed use to it.

 

[sinyalekf]

Lu Lu in emporeror spa on Roosevelt avenue once gargled with the alcohol and almost douched with it. Seemed use to it.

 

[Njgent]

I saw one agency provider years ago who would spit on the floor during a BJ. We finish the act with a CIM finish, where she again spit on the floor. Needless to say, I threaded lightly while getting dressed and left.

 

[sinyalekf]

I saw one agency provider years ago who would spit on the floor during a BJ. We finish the act with a CIM finish, where she again spit on the floor. Needless to say, I threaded lightly while getting dressed and left.

A Russian spinner l use to see always spit my load on the floor in our motel room.

 

[AutomaticSlim]

There was a fairly attractive Latina (born here - no accent) massage girl named Kelly who worked out of a studio in a very nice neighborhood just before the Henry Hudson bridge in Riverdale.
Excellent massage skills. That's why I went -- for the massage.
But when it came to the HE, she would wear gloves.
One time she ran out of gloves and jerked me off with a towel.
Like I said, I went there for the massage.

 

[mikemendez]

Had a provider remove her clothes, stuck to the side of her right boob was a twenty dollar bill, she must have forgotten she placed it in her bra or it stayed behind while she took out rest of cash, I grabbed both her breasts and like magic showed it to her. She was surprised, until I explained it was hers all along.

 

[sinyalekf]

Had a provider remove her clothes, stuck to the side of her right boob was a twenty dollar bill, she must have forgotten she placed it in her bra or it stayed behind while she took out rest of cash, I grabbed both her breasts and like magic showed it to her. She was surprised, until I explained it was hers all along.

Should have said here's a tip sweety.

 

[Sintax]

Magicians get all the girls.

 

[Sintax]

So many weird experiences that I can’t think of the weirdest at the moment. The Saran Wrap thing always gets me though.

 

[Sintax]

Lu Lu in emporeror spa on Roosevelt avenue once gargled with the alcohol and almost douched with it. Seemed use to it.

Almost as fucked up as this:

 

[richardp2918]

Just read a thread on HK Russian hos and it reminded me of a very young and pretty Russian girl I saw at a brothel in Mongkok. I had finished 1 round and was doing P2P and sucking her tits to try and get a second round when her phone rang. She answered and it turned out to be her father and she motioned me to keep quiet, but didn't stop me from continuing with all my sexual activity. So she was acting like a little girl, so sweet and innocent the way she talked to her daddy, all while I was fingering, P2Ping, sucking tits, and eventually slid into her pussy and started fucking her quietly while she was chatting away with her daddy in Russia.

 

[Dutch]

A 1/2 baked 3sum. Fucked the lackluster 1st gal. Moved on to the more agreeable 2nd while the 1st laid next to us looking at her phone.

 

[sinyalekf]

Just read a thread on HK Russian hos and it reminded me of a very young and pretty Russian girl I saw at a brothel in Mongkok. I had finished 1 round and was doing P2P and sucking her tits to try and get a second round when her phone rang. She answered and it turned out to be her father and she motioned me to keep quiet, but didn't stop me from continuing with all my sexual activity. So she was acting like a little girl, so sweet and innocent the way she talked to her daddy, all while I was fingering, P2Ping, sucking tits, and eventually slid into her pussy and started fucking her quietly while she was chatting away with her daddy in Russia.

I was seeing a provider many years ago when her phone rang. It was her mother. She went on to tell her mom very matter of fact what she was doing & with who. My guess, her mom was a provider as well.

 

[richardp2918]

I was seeing a provider many years ago when her phone rang. It was her mother. She went on to tell her mom very matter of fact what she was doing & with who. My guess, her mom was a provider as well.

I saw a porn mag as a kid that featured a hot naked daughter and her properly dressed mother along with an interview of how proud the mom was of her naked pornstar daughter. The obvious unsaid elephant in the room was where was the porn girl's father and what did he think about all this.

 

[Odyssey]

Well, this is more strange than funny.

Several years ago, I had a provider that kept talking about wanting to have a baby. For three visits in a row, she brought it up. She never said directly she wanted me, or technically anyone, to knock her up, but I think she was heavily implying it. I can only guess what her motivation was.

And the oddest thing? Like most attractive Asian women, it was hard to tell how old she was, but I was convinced she was either past those years or so close that pregnancy was not a good idea.

 

[sinyalekf]

Well, this is more strange than funny.

Several years ago, I had a provider that kept talking about wanting to have a baby. For three visits in a row, she brought it up. She never said directly she wanted me, or technically anyone, to knock her up, but I think she was heavily implying it. I can only guess what her motivation was.

And the oddest thing? Like most attractive Asian women, it was hard to tell how old she was, but I was convinced she was either past those years or so close that pregnancy was not a good idea.

Someone wanted a baby daddy

 

[Papiloco]

There was a fairly attractive Latina (born here - no accent) massage girl named Kelly who worked out of a studio in a very nice neighborhood just before the Henry Hudson bridge in Riverdale.
Excellent massage skills. That's why I went -- for the massage.
But when it came to the HE, she would wear gloves.
One time she ran out of gloves and jerked me off with a towel.
Like I said, I went there for the massage.

Are you still in touch with her or you have her number. I want a good massage any help is appreciated.

 

[AutomaticSlim]

Are you still in touch with her or you have her number. I want a good massage any help is appreciated.

Last saw her in 2014.
Not sure what she is up to these days.

 

[Sintax]

If she wore gloves in 2014 she’s probably in full hazmat gear now.