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From Russia With Love - My Night in Moscow!

Eforel

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Had reservations about posting this here, as it's not really relevant to NYC (or anywhere else in the US for that matter). But after posting some tidbits about it on another thread here, it seems some guys want to hear the whole story, so here it is.....

Was on a 5 day business trip to Moscow a few weeks back, and although I was very busy (working all day, obligatory dinners at night), I just couldn't leave without having some naughty fun in Russia, where there are some of the most beautiful women in the world! So much to choose from in this great city, but with my time constraints I didn't want to risk any B-n-S incalls or out. I had researched the gentlemen's club scene before my trip and it really paid off. Found just what I was looking for!

There are many such gentlemen's clubs in Moscow, but I narrowed it down to 1 of 5 (Angels, Aurora, Hunters, Loft & Penthouse. All same ownership) that appeared I'd really have the time of my life. The closest one to my hotel was the Loft Club (Apparently these 5 are all relatively similar in caliber so I went with convenience)... Off I went.... Great establishment, clean, classy, and at least 20+ gorgeous Russian women! I'm not a strip club guy at all (been there, done that... days long past) but this place is truly awesome, and I'll surely be returning to at least one of the 5 with every future trip to Moscow!

I arrive around 12:45am. Go through security and head up the elevator to the 5th floor. I use the code word "LIQUOR" listed on website for free entry (If I remember correctly, about a $40 savings), then a cutie of a hostess politely directs me to the main floor and I take a seat at the bar. I'm wearing my sharpest Versace suit, and I think the ladies recognize I've got some rubles! Within seconds a girl comes to talk with me and I buy us drinks. We're having a nice chat (most speak decent English), when midway through our conversation another comes between us to offer a "dance", and then another, and another, and they're all 7-9 SMOKING hot! This is common policy here it seems, and apparently the ladies aren't offended by the interruptions. It's amazing how intimate you can get with them (still at the bar!)... kissing, fondling pretty much everywhere, stroking me over my pants. Good lord, I got maybe 4-5 dances (each the length of a song or 2) at roughly $3-$4 each! Man, where else can you find such a bargain with that high caliber of hotness? I mean, some (not all) of the Loft ladies could be high end models!

As amazing as these chicks are, one lady walks by who makes me practically choke on my drink!... An absolute 9.5 stunner whose beauty totally eclipses them all! Her name is Elena (or Yelena). Absolutely ravishing Siberian, about 5'8", long blonde hair, beautiful Slavic features, sultry cat-like eyes, and very full/pouty lips that cause me to involuntarily blurt out "oh mama!" Once she enters the picture, the others must've known they were no match for her and walk away with their tails between their legs, hahaha! Elena's physique is tight/fit, but with very dangerous curves. She has a round, taught, juicy ass, dancer legs, and the best part of all (for a boob man such as myself) glorious DD cups that are bouncy, very soft and feel 100% natural. If I'm mistaken and they're mm, her doc should win the Nobel prize for his contribution to humanity! Her physical perfection is simply world-class!

So, still at the bar, we're going at it (flirting, kissing, cuddling, fondling) for 30-45 mins, still only having given her 4 bucks (she declined my drink offer). I'm getting pretty worked up, when finally she asks if I want to go to a private room. HELL YEAH I do! Elena instructs me to take the stairs two floors down, where she meets me a couple mins later in a long, elegant black dress. Room costs 3,500.r ($55), fyi... less than what's quoted on their webpage, and she is 12,000.r ($188) for the hour. The room is excellent, modern, with a plush king size bed, pristine bath, huge flat-screen tv, etc., even has room service! We take separate showers and then it's go time!

I start by giving her a massage for few minutes. Her skin is smooth and flawless. Then she turns over and our naked bodies entwine as we make out lustfully. Oh, those succulent lips are such a pleasure to DFK! Then my mouth just goes to town on every inch of Elena's tasty curves, which she really seems to enjoy, finally spending a good amount of time giving her DATY/DATO.... so clean and delicious, and her moans and quivers are driving me crazy! More kissing, then she erotically runs her mouth down my body until she reaches junior, where she proceeds with a Grade-A bbbj (did I mention those beautiful lips?) Watching this Siberian sex goddess so passionately lick and gulp on my shaft was like a fucking dream!

She gets the raincoat, expertly slips it on with her mouth and rides me CG, with plenty more DFK, and hypnotizing me with a wild/possessed look in her eyes. I can't recall having a woman with a more voracious sexual appetite!!! I turn her over for doggy, starting slowly, as I move her blonde locks to the side to nibble on her ears, and gradually build up to a frenzy of hard fucking. She's going absolutely nuts, screaming my name as my pelvis violently slaps against her bulbous ass. Elena is either a great actress or she was really getting off, and I don't care one way or another. We change to mish, so I can continue to kiss those lips. Her legs go over my shoulders and I thrust deeply until finally she starts buckling and moaning in sweet orgasm.

By now we're both sweating bullets, and I'm thinking 'God, I so never want this to end!' when suddenly the phone rings, MMS telling her there's only 10 minutes left (Ughhh!!! Time sure flies when you're having fun!) I tell her I want to titfuck her (I wonder if Russians call it Russian! LOL! But I digress...) so she removes the cover, wraps her glorious boobs around my prick and tit fucks and sucks me to the moment of no return... Man oh man, I came so hard... What an hour of heavy sexual aerobics!

We quickly shower, get dressed and part ways after one more lengthy delicious kiss. It's now 3:30am and time to head back to my hotel, with a BIG smile on my face!

Entire damage:
  • Drinks
  • Dances
  • Private room
  • Beautiful Elena
  • Tips
  • Coat-check
  • Taxi to-from
= $350

Doesn't get much better than this!!! Excellent deal, especially with such a stunner, and the quality/quantity of fun provided.

CAN'T WAIT to return to Moscow!
 

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Be careful if you are in any position of influence that would be perceived as useful. I read a story about a Russian / Estonian guy who was blackmailed. She signed an affidavit claiming he raped her, then some guys showed up to discuss how they could fix this for him, if he helped them out.
 

Eforel

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No problem with mafia types?
Not in the least....

So many people believe that NYC is an extremely dangerous and scary place, and cannot wrap their minds around the fact that it's the safest big city in America.

Like in any big city, there's always a chance of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. We all hear/know about corruption in Russia, but regular people (like me) who visit there are highly unlikely to experience it at all. I felt very safe everywhere I went, at all hours.

Most of the people I met in Moscow were kind and friendly.
 

Eforel

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Be careful if you are in any position of influence that would be perceived as useful. I read a story about a Russian / Estonian guy who was blackmailed. She signed an affidavit claiming he raped her, then some guys showed up to discuss how they could fix this for him, if he helped them out.
Right... a high profile person of sorts may experience something completely different.
 

Eforel

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Monger's trip of a lifetime!
You can say that again! Just wish I would've spent more time there. In hindsight, I could've added a couple more days for fun after business was finished, but unfortunately I didn't really plan for that.

I'm SERIOUSLY considering organizing a group monger tour (for a modest fee of course). I'd schedule dates, flights, hotel, research hot-spots, etc...

First stop... Moscow!!!

If all goes well, can consider future trips: Germany (a number of great cities there for fun!), Amsterdam, Brazil, Asia (wow!)... and where else?

Who's interested?
 

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I would rather go to Germany or Vienna. The FKK clubs are phenomenal. While I've never partaken, my friends have. They are easy to get to with their mass transit system and taxi. The ladies are great, good food, and good times. The dollar is not that great, but to be honest, I would feel safer in Germany or Austria. JMHO
 

Eforel

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Ok, gotta run to my TG festivities...
but first thought I'd take the liberty of googling some pics that very closely resemble my Moscow/Siberian beauty, Elena....

Very similar face and hair
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Similar everything! (but blonde)
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Ditto
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Can you believe I didn't even think of taking down her number? Such a dope sometimes, lmao!
 

puffin

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I would rather go to Germany or Vienna. The FKK clubs are phenomenal. While I've never partaken, my friends have. They are easy to get to with their mass transit system and taxi. The ladies are great, good food, and good times. The dollar is not that great, but to be honest, I would feel safer in Germany or Austria. JMHO
I went to club Artemis in Berlin a few months ago. Not bad, but not especially upscale. Just a nice place to relax, dip your wick, relax more and eventually head home.
 

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Be careful if you are in any position of influence that would be perceived as useful. I read a story about a Russian / Estonian guy who was blackmailed. She signed an affidavit claiming he raped her, then some guys showed up to discuss how they could fix this for him, if he helped them out.
About ten years ago I would do some consulting work in St Petersburg and Moscow. I never got to hobby there. If you're a business person or a tourest sticking to the usual areas you won't have a problem. Its when foreigners start getting too adventurous without knowing the area that shit happens. This same is true for many places around the world.

I wouldnt try to compare NYCs crime rep, which dates back to the 70s and 80s with what you see around the world. People now know we are tourwst friendly and very safe to visit. Its not a secret. The aura of the old days comes up now and then but rarely. These other major world cities didnt become Disneyfide the way we did. Im not saying something will 100% happen but don't let your guard down. Like I said my company sent me there 10 years ago, back then 9/11 fealt like yesterday. So companies that did frequent business in other parts often provided literature and training about foreign travel in certain areas. There were always articles about kidnapping, extortion, druggings etc in Russia. The only thing they didnt seem to do is straight up rob people on the street. All tvis when the Russian Economy was booming to high heaven.
 

Eforel

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I went to club Artemis in Berlin a few months ago. Not bad, but not especially upscale. Just a nice place to relax, dip your wick, relax more and eventually head home.
I'm surprised to hear that, as I assumed that Artemis was one of Berlin's more upscale establishments, and would be an amazing experience.

Are there other places in Berlin (or anywhere in Germany) you'd recommend more?
About ten years ago I would do some consulting work in St Petersburg and Moscow. I never got to hobby there. If you're a business person or a tourest sticking to the usual areas you won't have a problem. Its when foreigners start getting too adventurous without knowing the area that shit happens. This same is true for many places around the world.
I love St. Pete too. So many incredible beauties!! Saw a lot of action there... although not with pros, only civies.

Go to Barcelona, Santai Masajes, you are welcome...
Yeah, Barcelona is quite a place, and I'm dying to go back for hobbying!
 

puffin

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Berlin struck me as a very livable city that has recently quashed most of the adult action, not unlike NYC working through the early 2000's. I'd not make it a destination primarily for hobbying. Club Artemis would have been a terrific place in the 1980s. It's clean and professionally run. It's not, however, super upscale. It's like a very nice health club with hookers walking around. It's not a nonstop Hugh Hefner party.
 
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