Foul Breath

[Ampzen]

I made visits recently to two different spas. Solid but not spectacular performances at both places. However, the girls had absolutely the worst breath. A strong odor of Asian food. Overwhelmed me starting at the TS and cropped up throughout the sessions. I could have grown a set of nuts and said something but I stayed quiet, in part, because I am nearly certain they would not have understood. I could have left but, hey, I wanted to get to the finish line.

Curious how others have handled this?

 

[Tuddles]

Always bring small bottle of Listerine with you at every session. If you smell her foul breath, give her the Listerine bottle and she will translate what it means.

 

[mikemendez]

Sometimes listerine won’t help, the food is still being digested and emits unpleasant odor.

 

[Ampme]

I made visits recently to two different spas. Solid but not spectacular performances at both places. However, the girls had absolutely the worst breath. A strong odor of Asian food. Overwhelmed me starting at the TS and cropped up throughout the sessions. I could have grown a set of nuts and said something but I stayed quiet, in part, because I am nearly certain they would not have understood. I could have left but, hey, I wanted to get to the finish line.

Curious how others have handled this?

Accept culture. She probably hates burger breath.

 

[AutomaticSlim]

Kimchi breath is awful.

 

[psu tom]

What about cum breath?????haaha

 

[mikemendez]

What about cum breath?????haaha

Cum will aide with digestion, in fact it contains much nutrients, swallowing is good for her, lol.

 

[mikemendez]

Accept culture. She probably hates burger breath.

Burger breath and swamp ass. I was being escorted to a room once, passed by another girl walking her customer out in the hallway, his armpits were stinking something fierce, I felt sorry for his provider.

 

[Srhsrh]

almost every spa i go to has listerine in the TS and the girls will take some if you ask. But I'm sure guys smell much worse than the girls do. And yes, you should embrace the culture and learn to enjoy KimChi. It's very good for you, and after you eat it for a while, you get used to it.

As to the smell of cum, I wouldnt know. I never kiss them after, and all the girls tell me that they only do for me.

 

[mikemendez]

I agree about the mouthwash being used more so now, I notice a bottle in each room and the bathroom. Is it safe? The girls I trust, it’s the haters I’m leery of. Who’s preventing a guy from putting something in a bottle.

 

[AutomaticSlim]

almost every spa i go to has listerine in the TS and the girls will take some if you ask. But I'm sure guys smell much worse than the girls do. And yes, you should embrace the culture and learn to enjoy KimChi. It's very good for you, and after you eat it for a while, you get used to it.

As to the smell of cum, I wouldnt know. I never kiss them after, and all the girls tell me that they only do for me.

I enjoy it on occasion.
But not before a session.
And certainly if I were going to see a girl (or anyone for that matter) after eating it, I would first eat some fresh fennel stalks, or some fresh romaine lettuce PRIOR to brushing, flossing and rinsing. It's really not too much to ask. A former regular of mine (who I miss) would sometimes have awful breath, and the hotel room would sometimes stink because of what she would cook for lunch in the hot plate. One time it was so bad that I made a big deal out of it, running to the window and trying to open it. She got the message. After that no more stinky room and no more bad breath. Unfortunately I later found out through conversation that she was no longer eating
lunch on the days that I came. I tried to explain that I wanted her to eat, just bland food that would not stink the place up. Even more unfortunately, she left the East Coast not long after. Had nothing to do with the lunch thing, though.

BTW, why would you assume who smells worse than whom?
You're allowed your opinions, of course, but it seems you always like to put your 2 cents in to defend the girls and rag on the guys. Just my opinion...

 

[mikemendez]

I will try to sell your medical advice to ALL providers going forward! Thanks!

Semen is good stuff. It gives a shot of zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose, proteins -- a veritable cornucopia of vitality! Orgasm is a powerful pain-killer. Oxytocin, a natural chemical in the body that surges before and during climax, gets some of the credit, along with a couple of other compounds like endorphins.

 

[charliebrown]

Semen is good stuff. It gives a shot of zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose, proteins -- a veritable cornucopia of vitality! Orgasm is a powerful pain-killer. Oxytocin, a natural chemical in the body that surges before and during climax, gets some of the credit, along with a couple of other compounds like endorphins.

Mike, we need the medical industry to market Semen as the fountain of youth. If that is what it takes to get women sucking and swallowing, I would personally contribute money for report to be published.

Damn, and you think about all the F___ing money being spent on Climate change research.

 

[AutomaticSlim]

OK, this discussion has degraded WAAAAAYYYY beyond shit-posting...

 

[Srhsrh]

I enjoy it on occasion.
But not before a session.
And certainly if I were going to see a girl (or anyone for that matter) after eating it, I would first eat some fresh fennel stalks, or some fresh romaine lettuce PRIOR to brushing, flossing and rinsing. It's really not too much to ask. A former regular of mine (who I miss) would sometimes have awful breath, and the hotel room would sometimes stink because of what she would cook for lunch in the hot plate. One time it was so bad that I made a big deal out of it, running to the window and trying to open it. She got the message. After that no more stinky room and no more bad breath. Unfortunately I later found out through conversation that she was no longer eating
lunch on the days that I came. I tried to explain that I wanted her to eat, just bland food that would not stink the place up. Even more unfortunately, she left the East Coast not long after. Had nothing to do with the lunch thing, though.

BTW, why would you assume who smells worse than whom?
You're allowed your opinions, of course, but it seems you always like to put your 2 cents in to defend the girls and rag on the guys. Just my opinion...

It doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure that out. compare it to people in your workplace. many guys have appalling personal hygiene. I almost never see girls like that. And besides, the FS girls I see take a shower after every guy. thats a month's worth of showers for some of the guys i work with.

I've also been in a room with a girl, and had another girl come in for a break, to bitch about the smell or farting of the guy in the next room.

And yes, you're right, i defend the girls mostly. I'm not hiding that. its a balance to the guys on here that treat them like meat.

so thanks for your opinion, but dont be upset if i just ignore it. like you said, i'm entitled to my opinions.

 

[AutomaticSlim]

@Srhsrh
Funny you should mention women at work.
I have always worked with a very small percentage, but many of them have had bad body odor. Males too.
It's mostly been from one ethnicity, for whatever reason.

Not upset if you ignore my opinion. You can ignore as many truths as you like. It's a free country.

 

[Ampme]

Cum will aide with digestion, in fact it contains much nutrients, swallowing is good for her, lol.

lots of protein.

 

[Srhsrh]

@Srhsrh
Funny you should mention women at work.
I have always worked with a very small percentage, but many of them have had bad body odor. Males too.
It's mostly been from one ethnicity, for whatever reason.

Not upset if you ignore my opinion. You can ignore as many truths as you like. It's a free country.

based on your views on women, you live in another century anyway. So maybe different then, but not truth now.

 

[AutomaticSlim]

based on your views on women, you live in another century anyway. So maybe different then, but not truth now.

Yes, I have traditional views on male and female roles. But I'll tell you this, I have a pretty damn good reputation with the agencies I use and the girls I see. So I must be doing something right. Part of my traditional view is being kind, polite and gentlemanly to females who deserve it. And nearly all the girls I see do.

 

[Srhsrh]

Yes, I have traditional views on male and female roles. But I'll tell you this, I have a pretty damn good reputation with the agencies I use and the girls I see. So I must be doing something right. Part of my traditional view is being kind, polite and gentlemanly to females who deserve it. And nearly all the girls I see do.

I wasn’t implying you showed up smelly and the girls hate you. I don’t share your position on women in society, but I do on politeness.

I grew up in an environment where a transgression like omitting a ma’am , please or thank you to a woman in the neighborhood resulted in no dinner, or worse. It’s virtually impossible for me to be rude to a girl. Spa girl or co-worker.