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Fellow Mongers are PAYING to Fuck Average Ladies

CallMeBob

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Pay to play with average girls and fat ones at that, seems very odd.

An affordable handjob at a old age home is sometimes ok, but hooking up with the next door fatty for a few bills is a tad overboard.

Pay for play with a young gal out of my league, even looks wise is understandable, but the big girls, not what I can understand.

Hard body Koreans, Cold and aloof but Hot Russians or any different dish but to seek out average and fatties, I am at a losshere.

Maybe a rant, but after reading reviews, jeeez fellas.
 

virgil0000

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Pay to play with average girls and fat ones at that, seems very odd.

An affordable handjob at a old age home is sometimes ok, but hooking up with the next door fatty for a few bills is a tad overboard.

Pay for play with a young gal out of my league, even looks wise is understandable, but the big girls, not what I can understand.

Hard body Koreans, Cold and aloof but Hot Russians or any different dish but to seek out average and fatties, I am at a losshere.

Maybe a rant, but after reading reviews, jeeez fellas.
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MaxedOut

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I've been with some average looking providers who give incredible service, and I've been with some astoundingly hot ones who were some of the worst sessions I've had. Over my decade of doing this, service >> looks.

While I tend go for the women with tight bodies and beautiful faces, it all comes down to personal preference and service. Whoever someone is willing to pay is their thing.
 

pmudslide007

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Pay to play with average girls and fat ones at that, seems very odd.

An affordable handjob at a old age home is sometimes ok, but hooking up with the next door fatty for a few bills is a tad overboard.

Pay for play with a young gal out of my league, even looks wise is understandable, but the big girls, not what I can understand.

Hard body Koreans, Cold and aloof but Hot Russians or any different dish but to seek out average and fatties, I am at a losshere.

Maybe a rant, but after reading reviews, jeeez fellas.
I’ll have to agree to disagree with you my friend.
Of course I like the young hottie but I’ll take the mature milf over the hottie with zero skills and personality. Not even close.

As an older monger on the board I value attitude higher than anything else. Looks matter but it’s not nearly the most important thing.

Right now my go to is a 51 year old, natural d, not fat at all with an avg body. She is a doll, up for anything, experienced and talented, no rush at all, and fun to be with.

I’ve been with the smoke show with a shit attitude and constant attitude and I’ll pass.
Give me the sweet busty BBW any day over her.

Just my two cents.
 

Jpnt

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I agree with OP but i will also say maybe the number one thing I’ve learned from this site is that guys have way varying taste. Daily, some monger will post a link and be like “woah this girl is smoking has anyone seen her?” And i will click on that link and 9/10 (not exaggerating) there will be someone i find completely unattractive. Same thing with all you “mmm giant fake boobs” guys. I find them hideous and a major, session ruining diss appointment. So anyway, your average is probably some dude’s smoking hot. Except Ely at 7 spa — wake up people she’s a 3.
 

glitchymorning

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I travel state to state and all I can say is I pay less but get more in the city. You might not be happy with this but that's true. I donate 20-30% more donation whenever I visit a palor in country side.
 

Dynaguy

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Shouldn’t OP be rejoicing instead of complaining that we all flock to the fugly ducks leaving him a clear path to his young out-of-his league hard bodies?

I like being with my average-faced sows and you can’t shame me or otherwise convince me that they’re anything but hot.
 

Uniquelyme

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Shouldn’t OP be rejoicing instead of complaining that we all flock to the fugly ducks leaving him a clear path to his young out-of-his league hard bodies?

I like being with my average-faced sows and you can’t shame me or otherwise convince me that they’re anything but hot.
Why should he be rejoicing. No one should want to cuff an escort.
 

CallMeBob

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I’ll have to agree to disagree with you my friend.
Of course I like the young hottie but I’ll take the mature milf over the hottie with zero skills and personality. Not even close.

As an older monger on the board I value attitude higher than anything else. Looks matter but it’s not nearly the most important thing.

Right now my go to is a 51 year old, natural d, not fat at all with an avg body. She is a doll, up for anything, experienced and talented, no rush at all, and fun to be with.

I’ve been with the smoke show with a shit attitude and constant attitude and I’ll pass.
Give me the sweet busty BBW any day over her.

Just my two cents.
There is no doubt that there are seasoned ladies who are not young. And yes the hot ones can be hit or miss.
But, to pay in general and not the outlier, is a little beyond me.

I have had Angel the Hungarian shotpusher and yes I had a good time, but that's not going to be a everyday choice for me.

And that's where the review site comes in, good things said about her and I decided to see her myself. And that was 12 years ago, same goes for Soapy Lana the MILF, she was a lot of fun and worth it. And she came from a friend's recommendation...
 

CallMeBob

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Shouldn’t OP be rejoicing instead of complaining that we all flock to the fugly ducks leaving him a clear path to his young out-of-his league hard bodies?

I like being with my average-faced sows and you can’t shame me or otherwise convince me that they’re anything but hot.
Not complaining my friend, just an observation.
 

Black_Noir

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Stop pocket watching. If people are into skinny grown women with bodies like teenagers or older women, so be it. People are into what they like, let them be.

And who are you to judge how people look? I doubt you're GQ quality looks yourself.

Stop being judgemental on what people spend their money on and what they're attracted to.
 

CallMeBob

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Stop pocket watching. If people are into skinny grown women with bodies like teenagers or older women, so be it. People are into what they like, let them be.

And who are you to judge how people look? I doubt you're GQ quality looks yourself.

Stop being judgemental on what people spend their money on and what they're attracted to.
Maybe because we can.
 

Retired042224

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Who would spend their hard earned money on a Harley-Davidson? Its a mediocre machine on a good day, but lots of people buy them. As an engineer, I do not understand why anyone would buy a HD when you can buy a Honda, BMW, Yamaha, Ducati, etc. To each his own. Its a free market.
 

pmudslide007

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My significant other is a petite 110lb woman. However, the top 3 bj’s I’ve ever received have been from woman who were at least 50lbs heavier.
Nothing but love for them all.
 

CallMeBob

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Who would spend their hard earned money on a Harley-Davidson? Its a mediocre machine on a good day, but lots of people buy them. As an engineer, I do not understand why anyone would buy a HD when you can buy a Honda, BMW, Yamaha, Ducati, etc. To each his own. Its a free market.
As an engineer, but some but for status. Rather than function.
 
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