Ever done something that could have gotten you found out?

[therave]

I worked an extra hour into my schedule and went to an AMP in Jersey City. When I came out I found I had locked my keys in my car. I had AAA but it always takes an hour for them to show up - another hour I had not accounted for. I blamed it on traffic. My new car won't lock if the key is inside.

 

[softball3]

Same thing happened to me...Mamasan fixed me dinner while waiting for AAA...in her driveway no less...

 

[Lotsofpapertowels]

I blamed it on traffic. .

The only problem with that is your SO can check Google maps...but I guess if you don't tell your SO until after you get home, you're ok.

 

[sxpm]

My wife and kids went traveling north. I took a lyft west. Upon completion, I discovered I had dropped my keys in the Lyft. The driver had already hightailed it north east about an hour. Took a sizable reward to convince him to rendezvous on my schedule, not his. Wife returned about 30-mins after control was restored to the galaxy.

 

[Mandalorian]

I had a close call at gold in March. I made an appointment for first of the day and parked in their lot for the first time. I usually park blocks away. I get in go to the room waiting for my girl and doorbell rings and mms comes in and tell me she’s taken. I tell her I’m the one who made the appointment and she won’t listen. I storm out of there, go somewhere else and when I got home there’s a review of the place where the guy witnessed somebodies car get smashed in the parking lot that morning. Try explaining that one to the wife……

 

[therave]

Yeah car damage is something else I think about. I'd have to drive somewhere else and report it happening there, if I reported it at all. Even a mid-afternoon parking ticket in Passaic would be tough to explain. I know a great provider in Staten Island, but EZPass is Big Brother.

 

[Antwerp1965]

Yeah car damage is something else I think about. I'd have to drive somewhere else and report it happening there, if I reported it at all. Even a mid-afternoon parking ticket in Passaic would be tough to explain. I know a great provider in Staten Island, but EZPass is Big Brother.

EZ Pass is Big Brother, Google Nest is Big Brother, your smartphone is Big Brother. We've traded privacy for convenience, and it's no one's fault but our own.

 

[Negaduck619]

Yeah car damage is something else I think about. I'd have to drive somewhere else and report it happening there, if I reported it at all. Even a mid-afternoon parking ticket in Passaic would be tough to explain. I know a great provider in Staten Island, but EZPass is Big Brother.

 

[Negaduck619]

Yeah car damage is something else I think about. I'd have to drive somewhere else and report it happening there, if I reported it at all. Even a mid-afternoon parking ticket in Passaic would be tough to explain. I know a great provider in Staten Island, but EZPass is Big Brother.

Any chance of getting the staten island providers info???

 

[Fenrich]

Years ago I had scheduled with a South American hottie staying in UES. Drove up and parked on the avenue. In a nervous rush I closed my keys in the trunk. My communication had been via email with a booker so I made sure to go through with arriving and explaining.

She was an upper echelon provider and had prepared a spread of wine and cheese. When I arrived it was all gfe, DFK , etc. I explained what had happened and despite it all we sat on her couch and fondled and kissed for almost half an hour.

I did the honorable thing and paid her for the hour which was six bills. Contacted the SO and got the second key for the ride home.

When I left, my date had arranged for me to come back the next evening which I did. It was spectacular! No additional charge and a top 5 experience.

 

[sxpm]

Years ago I had scheduled with a South American hottie staying in UES. Drove up and parked on the avenue. In a nervous rush I closed my keys in the trunk. My communication had been via email with a booker so I made sure to go through with arriving and explaining.

She was an upper echelon provider and had prepared a spread of wine and cheese. When I arrived it was all gfe, DFK , etc. I explained what had happened and despite it all we sat on her couch and fondled and kissed for almost half an hour.

I did the honorable thing and paid her for the hour which was six bills. Contacted the SO and got the second key for the ride home.

When I left, my date had arranged for me to come back the next evening which I did. It was spectacular! No additional charge and a top 5 experience.

Man, I would pay anything for a cheese plate.

 

[jonmark1905]

My gf once had my phone in her hand when a flaky provider responded to me, she almost flipped, I told her I am doing this helping a friend in his econ thesis, she didn't believe me, called the guy, he confirmed, and moved on. Still bought her a $500 purse as a punishment for not telling her in the first place lol

 

[Lotsofpapertowels]

My gf once had my phone in her hand when a flaky provider responded to me, she almost flipped, I told her I am doing this helping a friend in his econ thesis, she didn't believe me, called the guy, he confirmed, and moved on. Still bought her a $500 purse as a punishment for not telling her in the first place lol

Econ thesis on the cost of sluts?!?!

 

[tkd-mstr]

Went to an AMP in JC, my GPS took me via GSP. I took my EZP off the windshield and went to pay the toll with cash (yes this happened before they took down the booths) Attendant says to your EZP took care of it. I was like what?! I took it off the windshield she said it still reads it no matter where in the car it is. never knew that. When the SO saw the EZP bill and asked I said I was seeing a client in JC. whew!!

 

[Porkchop]

Went to an AMP in JC, my GPS took me via GSP. I took my EZP off the windshield and went to pay the toll with cash (yes this happened before they took down the booths) Attendant says to your EZP took care of it. I was like what?! I took it off the windshield she said it still reads it no matter where in the car it is. never knew that. When the SO saw the EZP bill and asked I said I was seeing a client in JC. whew!!

Have to wrap it in aluminum foil.
I kept the aluminum type bag it came in.

 

[therave]

I kept that bag too, but now some are totally unmanned and just mail you the toll. Freakin' NJ toll roads.

 

[Lotsofpapertowels]

I remember back when EZ PASS first came to NJ, my friend--who didn't have an account or a transponder--would simply hold up a folded piece of white paper near his rearview mirror whenever going through tolls. After being mailed the fines, he pleaded "technical difficulty" and EZ PASS let it slide. He did this for about 2 years .

 

[jonmark1905]

Econ thesis on the cost of sluts?!?!

Believe it or not, economists love to study sex workers. I was thinking on my feet too. It worked, that's all that matters

 

[Trex69]

I had my IMessage synced on my iPad and work phone ( did not realize ) , I would always delete everything on the phone, never really checked iPad because I didn’t text from there. One day my SO wanted to use my iPad for something so when I went to get it it connected to WiFi and a whole bunch of messages came through. One was from a place on UES sending me pics of all her new talent !!! Luckily I was able to quickly delete it. Later on that night I turned off all texts on the iPad and blocked the # on my phone. When I saw her in person I told her never text me first she apologized over and over again. Now I keep her and another place I frequent numbers blocked, I unblock when I want to reach them and then block again when I’m done. I actually almost shit my pants that day.

The iPhone iPad iMessage link has probably let to countless divorces.

 

[이 회장님]

EZ Pass is Big Brother, Google Nest is Big Brother, your smartphone is Big Brother. We've traded privacy for convenience, and it's no one's fault but our own.

My American ex once called me out by asking me why I was crossing the Whitestone bridge at 4 in the morning. F**k you EZ Pass.