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Emotionally Scarred For Life

Thumper

Some people call me a space cowbunny...
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So I just had about the weirdest amp experiences I've had this far. I decide to head over to my current favorite amp... I've building my trust there, to the point where my main girl there told me that next time we can finally do FS. Her thigh gap is ON POINT, and I've been obsessed with her for a while now.

So I was in the area, and decided to try my luck by just walking in. Just my luck, she's off today, but I was already there, and they keep pretty good records of who their clients are the girls are usually pretty attractive so I just went with it.

So I'm laying butt ass naked on the table, and in walks a rather plump provider. Young face, I would say she was in her mid 20's. Proceeds to give me a decent massage, then on the flip, she does the HJ gesture. I wasn't about to try for FS with her, but big girls usually give great head, so I countered with a BJ gesture.

This look of fear came over her face, but she pretended that she was a pro, and asked "how much?" So I pulled $ out, and we were off to the races, she covered me up, and right before he mouth hit the tip, she starts breathing heavy, and tells me she has only done this one other time :cautious:

I tell her, no worries, we don't have to do that, and she insisted (I think she really wanted the $)

I don't know if what she did could be considered a cbj... It was more like just her mouth covering my tip, and just moving up and down really fast.

Either way, I got off on it, and then she shakingly asks if I am ok, and then runs out.

So I toss my clothes on and head for the door, when the MMS runs up to me, apologizing, saying "we have much prettier girls tomorrow, you come back, I got you" as she hugged me and grabbed my junk as I was walking out the door.
 

Thumper

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Just to clarify, I'm not emotionally scarred.. but I think the girl was. I'm pretty sure she was in the bathroom puking on the toilet as I was leaving.
 

Sinful Hands

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Hmm... maybe you were the first client asking for more than a rub/tug and she wasn't at that point yet in her head. I knew somebody at a place a few years ago like that. I was friendly with her but usually saw someone else but she felt comfortable with me after awhile. MMS suggested I try some special oral persuasion on the lady and we spent time together. It worked for her in a good way but I didn't enjoy the view with her clothes off. That seemed to turn around a mental corner. OR... just good timing on my part.
 

willbca

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Hmm... maybe you were the first client asking for more than a rub/tug and she wasn't at that point yet in her head. I knew somebody at a place a few years ago like that. I was friendly with her but usually saw someone else but she felt comfortable with me after awhile. MMS suggested I try some special oral persuasion on the lady and we spent time together. It worked for her in a good way but I didn't enjoy the view with her clothes off. That seemed to turn around a mental corner. OR... just good timing on my part.

True... there is always a first time for everything and anything.
 

Thumper

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I did my follow-up today. The MMS took extra special care of me, if you know what I mean (wink wink). I scheduled the session with my regular girl, but the MMS insisted on doing my session.

I wasn't interested in a real massage, so I just asked for the ST upfront. She knew exactly what I wanted.

She even told me (via translation app) that the girl from Sunday ended up quitting that day lol. In a weird/twisted kinda of way, I feel like I saved her from a life of suckin' that D for $
 

Funguyfromnj

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That is fucking hilarious. I mean, I feel terrible for the girl, but I can just imagine being in your shoes. I bet you weren't even halfway through and you were writing this in your head because who else can we talk about this stuff with?
 

Thumper

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because who else can we talk about this stuff with?
Pretty much.

I have to admit though, there was this part of me yesterday that got pretty nervous. This place does a pretty good job of vetting guys before they shell out the goods. It took me 5-visits, and me consistently asking for FS, before she finally said "next time we do everything"

Then for my "next time" I get the new girl.

So yesterday, as I am laying face down waiting for someone to walk in, I start thinking to myself, what if that girl from the weekend was family, and the MMS was pissed that I asked for a BJ? Or even worse, what if that girl was so upset that she started making shit up to justify her overreaction? The MMS took a good 5-minutes to come into the room, so all these scenarios started going through my head. Could that girl have said that I forced her to do that?

If you think about it too long, they could easily tell LE that you forced them to do what they did, and all you can do is sit there with your dick in your hand. Your word against theirs.

But in came the MMS, and she quickly set my mind right lol
 

lookin4anamp

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At least it's not like me where I went to IT beauty center and got a worker completely nodding off during my visit...whole thing just made me feel like a low life piece of shit haven't been back to an amp since :/
 

superman06

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at most amps these days you usually see the room with the bed and its there for a reason!! If i see a bed i usually make a call to someone to come there to sleep for a bit!!
and on it goes........:sleep::sleep:
 

Thumper

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At least it's not like me where I went to IT beauty center and got a worker completely nodding off during my visit...whole thing just made me feel like a low life piece of shit haven't been back to an amp since :/
At that point I'm surprised the owner didn't call her cell phone to wake her ass up. Because you know damn well there was some old Asian dude sitting up in Flushing watching your whole session from his phone. Keeping track of his ladies
 

MadMaXXXNYC

Quality Mongering Since 1993
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Haha. I have had nights where after many drinks and long conversations with strippers, I've convinced them to go back to school, etc. and give up. 3 so far in my 40+ years of titty tipping. But I've never taken a masseuse out of the biz. Heh, now I have a new goal! Closest I ever came was decades ago in NYC a new face, maybe 4'6" tall and full figured, when I proposed she kept saying, and no shit, maybe 15 times " You wanna f*** ME?" I said yea, we did, and last I saw here she was walking down the hall kind of cowboy style. So maybe that was her last day... dunno.
 
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