Do men lie about the size of their, y'know?

[Acheron45]

I'm a choking hazard...tic tacs got me beat!

 

[Lcg]

I'm a choking hazard...tic tacs got me beat!

LMAO!!

 

[Valida]

Maybe it's guys who are afraid of the word "penis" who lie the most, y'know?

 

[Lcg]

Maybe it's guys who are afraid of the word "penis" who lie the most, y'know?

I answered four inches in the poll. I think I might have been slightly understating, so i erred on the side of conservativeness.

 

[이 회장님]

I answered four inches in the poll. I think I might have been slightly understating, so i erred on the side of conservativeness.

Sh*t, we’re talking about inches? I thought it was centimeters.

 

[Halford]

No need to lie about it. I can get mine to twelve inches . I just fold it in half.

 

[Lcg]

No need to lie about it. I can get mine to twelve inches . I just fold it in half.

LMAO!!

 

[fatguy1]

yeah, for years I wanted an 8" dong. But I was afraid to get the surgery to cut 3 inches off

 

[Lcg]

yeah, for years I wanted an 8" dong. But I was afraid to get the surgery to cut 3 inches off

This is the best thread for laughs. Thank you.

 

[Rapscallion]

Sh*t, we’re talking about inches? I thought it was centimeters.

Lol

 

[Doubleyellow]

There used to be a guy on the another site called Bill Furniture. A lot of noise was made about his size. At least 2 girls I knew wouldn't service him. Funny thing was both said he wasn't long but it was too thick. I think girth may be a bigger issue than length.

Bill would say they could wash his dick off inside the tub while he stood outside the tub. I knew a couple of places he went and the ladies were horrified by the idea of breeding with him.

 

[Swann]

Im on the lower percentile … but not the good end

 

[NiceDude]

At 8 long by 6 around....I'm doing just fine thank you very much.

 

[Rapscallion]

Bill would say they could wash his dick off inside the tub while he stood outside the tub. I knew a couple of places he went and the ladies were horrified by the idea of breeding with him.

Is this the same Bill that used to say when he woke up in the morning, he had to fight morning wood but that he would beat it single handedly

 

[Ronin]

The size of my cock is irrelevant until I can do with it what I can do with my tongue

 

[NiceDude]

Wrong Ronin. PM me and I'll explain WHY you're wrong.

 

[baldcel]

The asians are acting when, well, they 'act' as if you're too much for them, right? I'm 6"x6", they always act like I'm hurting them and it's a huge turn off, I can never finish.

 

[chunfun]

I've never lied. The truth comes out, eventually. But size doesn't matter, if you know WTF you are doing. Women of all shapes, sizes and professions seem to enjoy my skillset. Unfortunately, age has stolen my refresh rate to once a day. "I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was!"

 

[briancalled]

reminds me of joke i heard long ago. Man is at a urinal, another guy goes to the one next to his, 1st man hears a splash, 2nd guy says “that water is cold”. 1st man leaves with both heads down. 3rd man goes to take a leak and bigger splash, replies to 2nd man, “and it’s deep too”. 2nd man leaves with tail and penis between his legs. Hope the story not too convoluted. Sounds better in person than in writing.

 

[248Lancer]

….and we’re all above average drivers too!