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Do men lie about the size of their, y'know?

What size are you?


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Wayne1250

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I think girth is harder for the girls to handle than length. I'm sporting a 7"L x 7.5"G. I could never understand any "your too big" comments.
 

CloudSe7en

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5" x 5"

I was told a quick test to see if you're a good size is whether or not you can fit into an empty toilet paper roll (the brown leftover cardboard). I just fished one out, and girth-wise it looks huge. Did the test and only got the tip though - really puts into perspective what our ladies have to deal with, especially some of you baseball bat smugglers.
 

Tyler1

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5" x 5"

I was told a quick test to see if you're a good size is whether or not you can fit into an empty toilet paper roll (the brown leftover cardboard). I just fished one out, and girth-wise it looks huge. Did the test and only got the tip though - really puts into perspective what our ladies have to deal with, especially some of you baseball bat smugglers.
Lmao the toilet paper test is real
 

NiceDude

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I had a female physical therapist who I was dating measure me with a tape measure. She came up with 8 inches long by 6 inches around. Hell I figure she was accurate since she went around measuring biceps and triceps all day long! haha
 

Jnj041

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I would imagine that most guys are as accurate talking about their size as they are about their performance at the amp.
I will share a story with you guys just for s**** and giggles. I visit Vegas a couple times a year and I got to be real chummy with one of the top reviewing mongers in the Vegas area, he's very well known and also known for helping anybody that visits. So over the course of 5 years I communicated with him online and then eventually through text and he would always point me towards the rock stars. On another site he probably had 150 reviews. Most of the reviews were very graphic and told stories of I guess I could put it like this stallion performances. So after about 5 years I told him that when I'm out there again we would go have a beer. So I finally met up with him at one of the casinos downtown. He is a super nice guy and always supplied great information to lead me to the rock stars without any of the BS. But I have to say that the walk from the blackjack table to the bar where I met him was probably exercise enough for him and he was kind of winded. Super nice gentleman but he was definitely well into his seventies and I think the stories that he told online or probably from 30 years ago.
 

Singleman56

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I'm pretty sure I am on the low end of the spectrum and have been told by some providers stuff like, 'oh, you so small, you baby boy...' But hey, there are other things these girls can say or do to boost our ego's, right? I've tried some different things to get it bigger and thicker but no luck. Ah well.
Curious of your size
I'm pretty sure I am on the low end of the spectrum and have been told by some providers stuff like, 'oh, you so small, you baby boy...' But hey, there are other things these girls can say or do to boost our ego's, right? I've tried some different things to get it bigger and thicker but no luck. Ah well.
 

OlderGuy77

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Nothing can change what you have. You have to play the hand you are dealt. A remarkably successful pitching coach, Leo Mazzoni lead a legendary pitching staff of the Atlanta Braves in 90’s. His pitchers all
praised Leo for showing them “how to win when they didn’t have their stuff”. Adopt. Find out how to win
 

OlderGuy77

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Ironically the focus is on size when what really gets a woman rolling is staying power. You can sense the building excitement in them as they realize they didn’t get you to come in the first eight minutes. Don’t tell me you never saw that victorious gleam in their eye when you cut loose too soon.

I’ve read hundreds of posts and I wonder sometimes if some of these women who make a $1000 day aren’t spending less than 30 minutes a day in actual intercourse

Not judging! Guys in their prime who are stuck with an ice queen are about ready to explode when they’re walking in the door

I’ve gotten some ice queens off and I mean really off by outlasting them.

Many wives like two things very much. A sense of control and sleep. So if they can get you off in less than ten it’s a home run. If it’s been two weeks since the last time, their job is simple and after a while it becomes a pattern.

Just sayin
 

cheezewhiz

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They lie about that and alot of other things. Working in the courts for a while you see lots of people and most are there for a reason and they try and lie to get out of it including me.
 
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