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Could this be the end of Little Caesar?

Uniquelyme

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So you decided that he’s right I’m wrong - I think you are delusional in terms of this hobby - it’s designed for fat, smelly old men who can’t get sex from a hottie on their own.
I’ll sum it up for you - I once asked a well known Korean provider if she had favorite clients to which she responded “ all dogs look the same to a cat “
Case closed
Never trust fully what any Woman you are fucking tells you. They tell you what you want to hear at times.
 

TIskier

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So last night, I went on the hunt. I think my yellow fever broke, Asian girls, with fake screams and the ridiculous AMP low level talent, are grating on more than my nerves, they are grating on my dick.

This was the last "cum and get it overwith " session I will ever endure. If I have to pay more to find what I want, or switch to Latina and White girls, so be it. But for now something worse has happened. I don't feel comfortable in the hobby. It goes beyond AMP's. Yes, I find a lot of the Korean/Chinese providers to be kind of nasty. I realize it is a generalization, in my case a truism based on hands-on experience. This feeling is different. We know the little head is controlled by the big head. If you don't want to be in the boxing ring, and engage, you will get beat up. I simply cannot get into the Asian AMP/KMP session anymore, or any session. It has been brewing for some time now. It creates anger which may come across in some of my engagements here, apologies to all. Who wants to read about other guys success stories, when mine are filled with depression, low self esteem , poor sexual self image, ultimately leading to an off and on performance anxiety status.

In short why spend the money. My crime? I got old. I see myself as Edward G Robinson playing Rico Bandello in Little Caesar. In the last scene he is shot, laying on the sidewalk in the rain painfully mutteinrg his last words " Could this be the end of Little Caesar" ? We all get old, you just never see it coming. So let's raise a glass to condoms, limp dicks, fake photos, bait and switches, being overcharged, not getting the full hour, having your appointment bounced, and old age.

Cheers
Agreed. I bored of the typical midtown amp scene long ago. It’s basic shooting dead fish in a barrel. Even with a physically attractive young thing, it that environment it’s just a predictably, mechanical, dull show.

I’d much rather go looking for a primarily solid, skilled massage & see if I can test the waters if I get excited enough.

For more sexual gratification I’d rather go the SB or even Tinder route. The variety of SB’s out there are much more interesting than the cookie cutter K-Girls. It’s just way more interesting than plucking down the cash & mechanically checking off the same old list of acronyms. Showing up at a hotel meeting the thrill of the unknown is the driver. I can’t get close to that anticipatory thrill from the AMP scene.
 

Redrain

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I just turned 55 and have been hobbying for at least twenty years. Through out that time I have never stopped enjoying this hobby. I've definitely stopped hobbying for periods of time, but I never stopped enjoying it when I did.

Imo if you want to hobby long term (into old age) you've got to have other things in your life that take up your time and bring you joy other than providers.

Basically you have to have other hobbies other than this one!

For too many of us, mongering becomes our only source of real fun and joy. For too many of us, mongering is the biggest thing we spend our money and time on other than food and shelter.

I have hobbies other than hobbying and I do my best to get outside of my home and have fun in ways that don't involve sex.

Basically, I try to make sure that I have enough other sources of fun and adventure in my life so that hobbying remains just a hobby!

Because if hobby becomes my only source of fun or even my primary source of fun then it becomes too important to me to just be a hobby.

It goes from being a hobby to being a job in the same way a drug addict's "job" eventually becomes just getting more drugs.

Hobbying can't be the most important thing in your life or even crack the top 5, or it will become an addiction and too important to actually keep enjoying.

If all you are allowed to eat are cupcakes then eventually they don't taste good anymore no matter what flavor they are.

Try some new hobbies and go to new things that get you out of the house.

Take a break for about a month and do different things.
You don't have to give up hobbying but stop treating it like it's something you have to do regularly or at least so-and-so times.

After about a month, do some searching and schedule with a provider only because she looks incredibly sexy and because you really want to.

And if on the way to this high-end goddess's apartment you see a chubby Asian dumpling standing outside an amp with crows feet and too much make-up that gives you that nasty feeling we all know and love, then feel free to cancel on the goddess and give that wonton the pounding of her life! Lol
 

BonerMaloney

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they just might be one and the same
Almost. In the taxonomy of SBs, the most populous are the catfishers looking for cashapp in exchange for pics, and scammers requesting $50 for babysitter/uber/etc. which is to say you will never meet them because they don't even exist. The next on the list are pros leveraging the site for clients, some of those pros even have ads on tryst .
 

Uniquelyme

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Almost. In the taxonomy of SBs, the most populous are the catfishers looking for cashapp in exchange for pics, and scammers requesting $50 for babysitter/uber/etc. which is to say you will never meet them because they don't even exist. The next on the list are pros leveraging the site for clients, some of those pros even have ads on tryst .
You might be right about scanmers. Still think more sbs than pros.

And i'm on SA . Saw in three weeks 4 new sbs. It takes some time. But they definitely out there.
 

krideynyc

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they just might be one and the same
So it's possible for the same provider to be a By-The-Hour Pump-N-Dump, AND be a potential Short-Time GFE? Shouldn't that also mean they could be using their preferences to screen for potential SD's while working at the AMP?
 

Uniquelyme

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Like any investment of your time or your money , you need to do your due diligence and vetting .
See below 37 yr old Asian Woman can probably get her for 350. She isn't worth that rate. When i have a 20 yr old for 250 a 25 yr old for 250 and a pretty white girl for 400 25 yrs old. A 27 yr old for 300 curvy white girl.
 

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Retired032824

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See below 37 yr old Asian Woman can probably get her for 350. She isn't worth that rate. When i have a 20 yr old for 250 a 25 yr old for 250 and a pretty white girl for 400 25 yrs old. A 27 yr old for 300 curvy white girl.
You need to include how much time you get .a 37yr old on SA or SB may stay 2-3 hours at a clip for 350. A 20 -25 yr old for 250 is 30 min maybe 45- a 400 pretty white girl 27 yrs old that is 45 min maybe an hour

It’s all about time and content
 

Uniquelyme

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You need to include how much time you get .a 37yr old on SA or SB may stay 2-3 hours at a clip for 350. A 20 -25 yr old for 250 is 30 min maybe 45- a 400 pretty white girl 27 yrs old that is 45 min maybe an hour

It’s all about time and content
My 20 yr old sb stays for a minimum of 3 hours. She sleeps over but less so now. The 25 yr old latina i seen twice chills for 2 hours. The 25 yr old white girl chilled for 4 hours. The 27 yr old white girl curvy chilled for 3 hours.

All of these girls i fucked two times at least that same night. All of em are extremely enthusiastic in bed.
 
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